Is That All There Is?

Bubble calendar! Give it me!!!!!!!!

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:52:29 -0400

Bubble calendar! Give it me!!!!!!!!

Yeah I guess it’s cute, but do we really need to be making...

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:00:03 -0400

Yeah I guess it’s cute, but do we really need to be making more cars that run on gasoline alone?

Passive Aggressive Anger vending machine

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:50:51 -0400

Passive Aggressive Anger vending machine: I should really have one of these installed.

Or happy to fuck a midget. chuckmore: I’ve never seen anyone so...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:08:56 -0400

Or happy to fuck a midget.

chuckmore:

I’ve never seen anyone so sad to eat a lobster.

ha ha. I always hated you Ensign Crusher. standardgrey: FAIL...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:36:57 -0400

ha ha. I always hated you Ensign Crusher.

standardgrey:

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(via filthyphil)

Ew, subway full of twins? I’d DIE.

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:30:11 -0400

Ew, subway full of twins? I’d DIE.

Never Forget ... your 9/11 with this special commemorative $20 certificate.

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 14:40:09 -0400

Never Forget ... your 9/11 with this special commemorative $20 certificate.

I totally know how that cat feels. Except lasagana, I hate...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:38:56 -0400

I totally know how that cat feels. Except lasagana, I hate lasagna.

cameronr:

Oh, totally. I sometimes feel the crushing weight of Mondays too.

Yeah okay, but has he ever tried shooting himself with...

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:33:57 -0400

Yeah okay, but has he ever tried shooting himself with phonebooks strapped to his chest?

Whatever Cam. I have done this job so many times. I’ve...

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:31:39 -0400

Whatever Cam. I have done this job so many times. I’ve dressed up as a toothbrush and tried to get people to do the electric slide at skytrain stations, I’ve handed out free deodorant on Robson street ON rollerblades, etc etc etc. Was I psyched about it? Obviously not - but it did pay way more than minimum wage. Sometimes a girl’s just gotta suck it up and put on a retarded silver outfit and furry moon boots. Beats working at Burger King. I guess.

cameronr:

Fuck promo girls! Who has that much energy and passion about a new brand of gum? They’re like a capitalist wet dream: Hot, young girls getting all psyched on some random product and telling everyone in earshot about it. It could be fucking anything:

“Hey guuuys, have you heard about this brand new GE microwave. Want to try a free sample?” said the GE-emblazoned bikini-clad Sears catalogue model.

Am I supposed to reciprocate your hard-on for Mountain Dew? What if I were to respond in the same way that you are speaking to me?

“FUCK YEAAAH! I love new types of lime-flavoured soda… What? Shit yes, I’d love a free sample. This is the best day of my life!”

You know why these girls have to be paid to do this, because people like this don’t exist. Save for Mac users.

Somebody keeps losing their mustache in the park.

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:26:53 -0400

Somebody keeps losing their mustache in the park.

Like I was saying about the dead squirrels. ALERT

Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:23:37 -0400

Like I was saying about the dead squirrels. ALERT

Mean teens get reality check (sort of?)

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:46:00 -0400

Mean teens get reality check (sort of?): It’s a new take on an old, retarded premise, but this...

L'il Wayne Champagne

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:38:14 -0400

L'il Wayne Champagne: I guess it beats Drank as the official drink of summer?

Go on without me

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:09:32 -0400

8 hours without Gawker or Videogum or funny American internet? Stupid 4th of July.

A Coquitlam priest is giving back his Order of Canada medal in protest to the decision to honour pro-choice crusader, Dr. Morgentaler.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 10:45:29 -0400

A Coquitlam priest is giving back his Order of Canada medal in protest to the decision to honour...

Holy shit! She’s afraid of pickles! What did I JUST say....

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:35:00 -0400

Holy shit! She’s afraid of pickles! What did I JUST say. You see?

Also, ha ha they called her “Pickle Girl!”

(except if we’re being totally honest here i really hated onions when i was a kid and my sisters called me “onion girl.” so who’s laugh-crying now? … still me.)

Does anybody actually like bread & butter pickles? I...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:06:24 -0400

Does anybody actually like bread & butter pickles? I don’t want to say I’m starting a holy war against them or anything, but I kind of am.

Oh she’s good.

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:12:21 -0400

Oh she’s good.

Meh, call me when he gives birth to a monkey. cameronr: Perez...

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:56:37 -0400

Meh, call me when he gives birth to a monkey.

cameronr:

Perez Hilton

GAH!!!!

Oh and also, uncute.