Is That All There Is?

The first rule of criminal mastermindery is EAT THE...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 22:10:33 -0500

The first rule of criminal mastermindery is EAT THE EVIDENCE.

That’s just science, Sherlock.

To the jailhouse!

HA HA. The only way to know you’re not a spam bot is to...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:10:29 -0500

HA HA. The only way to know you’re not a spam bot is to see where your true allegiances lie.

LO;(

(via okayfine)

THAT’S RACIST!

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:37:32 -0500

THAT’S RACIST!

OH ANOTHER INTERESTING STUDY THAT IS WORTH ALL THE MONEY THAT'S GOING IN TO IT

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:33:33 -0500

“A new research project designed to study the link between mental health and homelessness is...

Oh. I was intrigued when the man in the camo raingear popped up...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:04:00 -0500

Oh. I was intrigued when the man in the camo raingear popped up (where did he go? his disguise is so good) but then that thing said it was “proud to be a woman” and I turned it off.

LIES. TEA BAGGZ.

(via chuckmore:cameronr)

Is it safe to say that everyone these days is a registered sex...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:05:05 -0500

Is it safe to say that everyone these days is a registered sex offender?

I’m gonna lead the charge and say YES.

YES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS OFFICIALLY A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.

Hmm. Did I LOLtodeath? No. Is the sound of putty warbling...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:54:40 -0500

Hmm. Did I LOLtodeath? No.

Is the sound of putty warbling hilarious? YES.

Conclusion: PUTTY.

You are my dream animal. I will love you. (via thedailywhat)

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:01:17 -0500

You are my dream animal. I will love you.

(via thedailywhat)

TRUTH.

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:44:00 -0500

TRUTH.

Braid up! Saddalos. (via cameronr)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:02:45 -0500

Braid up! Saddalos.

(via cameronr)

I just feel really alone.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:42 -0500

I just feel really alone.

Best. I just want to be free.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:22:06 -0500

Best.

I just want to be free.

What my soul looks like. (via thedailywhat)

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:17:36 -0500

What my soul looks like.

(via thedailywhat)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:24:41 -0500

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via lom)

That’s a cool beard.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:23:42 -0500

That’s a cool beard.

Let’s get into it.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:55:23 -0500

Let’s get into it.

I came back for this? DREADLOCKED.

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:32:31 -0500

I came back for this?

DREADLOCKED.

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I MISS?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:16:19 -0500

OH MY GOD WHAT DID I MISS?

Hmm, I can’t believe that didn’t work. They had...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:39:58 -0500

Hmm, I can’t believe that didn’t work. They had science and facts on their side and everything. Oh well, better luck next Swayze, AMIRIGHT?

Just couple of things: 1.) You be crazy for this one JAPAN! 2.)...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 22:31:00 -0500

Just couple of things:

1.) You be crazy for this one JAPAN!

2.) Going to Cuba tomorrow morning. Offline for a week.

3.) Okay jagweeds? I’m coming back. I’m just not posting for a week.

4.) If for whatever reason I don’t come back, I want you to call Nancy Grace. She’s the only one I trust spearheading the search for my DEAD BODY. (yikes.)

5.) Please leave any important (and by important I mean hilaricrazy) videos/stories in the comments so I only need to go to one place to catch up. I don’t want to miss out on the Billy Mays seance video just cause I went offline for a week and the internet has no short-term memory. DAMMIT.

6.) TOND.