Real talk. Email: amil.niazi@gmail.com Tumblr (3.0; @amilniazi)http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspj1sgyjh1qz87kmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>TOND.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/">cameronr</a>)</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235296635http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235296635Fri, 06 Nov 2009 16:50:38 -0500<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspd90rmIL1qzu79ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Gotta have it.</b> I feel like I am always this.</p> <p><a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/235206815/hipstertracker-the-privacy-scarf-a-real-product">(via cameronr)</a></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235207749http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235207749Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:47:00 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kspbkonVJ01qzpwi0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>The world. It is a vampire.</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/235176945/dear-god-no-of-the-day-i-began-to-weep-for-the">(via thedailywhat)</a></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235183209http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235183209Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:11:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/No6D7fLVbGY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/No6D7fLVbGY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Pretty much what’s happening over here.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235176644http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235176644Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:02:27 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vX07j9SDFcc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vX07j9SDFcc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Right?</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235175384http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235175384Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:00:40 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FRzmTY7wrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6FRzmTY7wrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>OH HI GUYS! </b></p> <p>How did this turtle end up in the playground? Why is it so fast? Why did I laugh so hard at his little turtle legs when he scrambled under the golf cart? Oh he’s on a golf course. Guess that makes more sense. Did he come from the pond? Are there ponds on golf courses? TOND. My head hurts. Does your head hurt? Is that really a turtle? Looks like a bug. Bugs are fast.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235101651http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/235101651Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:15:49 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/feAwvclMWDo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/feAwvclMWDo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Oh that is just <b>crazy</b>.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234133491http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234133491Thu, 05 Nov 2009 14:04:59 -0500Woman Calls 911, Says Boyfriend Won't Marry Her: This is turning into a great day. Charge up!http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234009393http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234009393Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:10:50 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/LlL9UGYKpJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/LlL9UGYKpJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Great plan to save the mainstream media guys. KEEP IT UP.</p> <p><b>LOLSexyWeather:(2012</b></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234007453http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/234007453Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:08:00 -0500<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksn83uMXXp1qz86g7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“A baby missing for five days was found alive and well under her baby sitter’s bed.”</p> <p><b>Hmmm. Well just so we’re all clear, that’s not a baby.</b></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233995594http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233995594Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:52:42 -0500I will find each and every one of you and punch you in the chode.: Here’s the...http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233977302http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233977302Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:28:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J84NoBwOCWU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J84NoBwOCWU&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Oy! Vey! My son is gay.</b></p> <p>Uh, wait WHAT? That’s Racist. ALSO That’s Bruce Vilanch.</p> <p>Woof. Get a bigger 2012, there’s not enough armageddon here.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233247304http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233247304Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:26:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9XLshEBvYdw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9XLshEBvYdw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>TRUTH IN ADVERTISING.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233196681http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233196681Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:22:40 -0500Drunk man fouls car seat, wipes himself with Bible: POO UP AND JO! Surrey What! SURREY, B.C. — A man...http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233050371http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233050371Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:58:37 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/233045745/tumblr_ksliv138a11qz87km&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cameronr.tumblr.com/post/233044305/the-dutchess-the-duke-hands-you-guys-this"></a></p> <blockquote> <p><b>The Dutchess & the Duke - Hands</b></p> </blockquote>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233045745http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/233045745Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:52:04 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslepopZVV1qz86g7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>All I’m saying is, it wouldn’t be the WORST thing if humanity was swallowed by the cleansing fires of armageddon.</p> <p><b>The Rapture is enough broccolis and chocolate chip cookies are on sale.</b></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232979808http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232979808Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:20:00 -0500<embed src="http://blip.tv/play/g8xDgaq9NgI%2Em4v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed><br/><br/><p>Whoa. Milk up and JO?</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232959409http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232959409Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:52:00 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl8umKpOh1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ungh. This BEAR has lost all its fur and no one can figure out why. Ultimate :(</p> <p>2012</p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/232924339/sad-hairless-bear-is-sad-of-the-day-leipzig-zoo">(via thedailywhat)</a></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232926887http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232926887Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:06:59 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X4Mcmo1oj5A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X4Mcmo1oj5A&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>DOG MASSAGE.</b></p> <p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/232100503/look-at-this-fucking-dog-video-of-the-day-your">(via thedailywhat)</a></p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232167641http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/232167641Tue, 03 Nov 2009 16:18:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7OLX3gt-UKo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7OLX3gt-UKo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You’ve got the job, sir.</p>http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/231909179http://amilniazi.tumblr.com/post/231909179Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:16:15 -0500