Description:What’s a gal to do when her man’s giving her everything she wants except a ring? This irreverent guide will help the marriage-ready woman evaluate the severity of her not-so-ready man’s excuses for delaying marriage and sharpen her abilities to dismantle them. With a funny but firm hand, Lori Uscher-Pines, who herself maneuvered for a ring from her now-husband, offers the reader serious tips for securing a marriage proposal from the excuse-ridden, free-milk-gulping man she loves.

This is not the way I like to start my day. Colour me enraged and offended. I give up world, obviously somebody is buying and loving these books because in this age of dead print, an editor reads the proposal for this shit and goes “Perfect! Not enough of this on the market. Linda, burn that lost Tolstoy manuscript and get me one million of these buying a cow books.”