Pretty sure this song was written solely so drunk people could belt it out on the subway.
Pretty sure this song was written solely so drunk people could belt it out on the subway.
That lady had her monkey in a shearling but this is how I dress MY baby.
(via buzzfeed)
Why WHY does Homeland’s Sgt. Brody have such a terrible TV family?!
I try to answer that in my latest column Whoa-Man for Ballast.
You know if you stare long enough into the void it also stares into you? Ikea Monkey is our only truth now.
Every week I style up the mannequins at Robber Store and then give them life through the power of my epic words. It’s exactly like that movie Mannequin but more like Life-Size starring Tyra Banks.
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