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Jan 11
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Pretty sure this song was written solely so drunk people could belt it out on the subway.

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Dec 21
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HAHAHAHA I WISH THE WORLD DID END TODAY, DON’T YOU?

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Dec 18
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Perfect. Thanks teens!

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via newsweek)

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Dec 17
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A childhood staple. (via vanmega)

A childhood staple. (via vanmega)

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Who’s That Girl? Vote for your fave outfit/story and tell me who you picked, yo!

Who’s That Girl? Vote for your fave outfit/story and tell me who you picked, yo!

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Dec 13
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That lady had her monkey in a shearling but this is how I dress MY baby.

(via buzzfeed)

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Dec 12
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Why WHY does Homeland’s Sgt. Brody have such a terrible TV family?! I try to answer that in my latest column Whoa-Man for Ballast.

Why WHY does Homeland’s Sgt. Brody have such a terrible TV family?!

I try to answer that in my latest column Whoa-Man for Ballast.

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Dec 10
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» Ikea Monkey Dust in the Wind

You know if you stare long enough into the void it also stares into you? Ikea Monkey is our only truth now.

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Dec 07
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Every week I style up the mannequins at Robber Store and then give them life through the power of my epic words. It’s exactly like that movie Mannequin but more like Life-Size starring Tyra Banks. Go here and vote for your favourite.

Every week I style up the mannequins at Robber Store and then give them life through the power of my epic words. It’s exactly like that movie Mannequin but more like Life-Size starring Tyra Banks.

Go here and vote for your favourite.

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I just found my 4Ever Lyfe Spirit Song (no pedo). Seriously, how have I never heard this? Marry me, Horrid Harry! (JK not now, I mean in like 12 years or whatever. Wait, how old are you?)

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