Pretty sure this song was written solely so drunk people could belt it out on the subway.
HAHAHAHA I WISH THE WORLD DID END TODAY, DON’T YOU?
Perfect. Thanks teens!
(Source: ryanhatesthis, via newsweek)
A childhood staple. (via vanmega)
Who’s That Girl? Vote for your fave outfit/story and tell me who you picked, yo!
That lady had her monkey in a shearling but this is how I dress MY baby.
Why WHY does Homeland’s Sgt. Brody have such a terrible TV family?!
I try to answer that in my latest column Whoa-Man for Ballast.
You know if you stare long enough into the void it also stares into you? Ikea Monkey is our only truth now.
Every week I style up the mannequins at Robber Store and then give them life through the power of my epic words. It’s exactly like that movie Mannequin but more like Life-Size starring Tyra Banks.
Go here and vote for your favourite.
I just found my 4Ever Lyfe Spirit Song (no pedo). Seriously, how have I never heard this? Marry me, Horrid Harry! (JK not now, I mean in like 12 years or whatever. Wait, how old are you?)