Out of town. Out of jokes.
see you in september.
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Melodi Dushane was so frustrated that she couldn’t order chicken nuggets - because the restaurant was serving breakfast - that she attacked the member of staff. Did you know that humans have been on the moon? And that our telephones are now tiny computers? Anyway, if we can’t cure AIDS we should at least be able to serve chicken nuggets for breakfast! Seriously though, humans are...
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I haven’t discussed your love life in a long time, but it’s nice to see that you’re dating again. Your girlfriend sounds very spirited!