April 2010
Fuck this. Why aren't all these people going to... →
WatchMaybe we’ve let this whole “dancing” thing go too far.
“A man wielding a knife broke into a primary school in southern China and stabbed...”
– WHAT THE FUCK, CHINA?
“I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills...”
– This whole day is fucked. So let’s just dive right in!
A completely normal story about a totally normal... →
What if he was a she and pregnant?
No comment. →
“Scott Baio has more class in his piss than all of you all!”
– his wife, Renee Baio.
What a classy thing to say! She went on to mention that he also takes extremely regal dumps on her chest while drinking tea and speaking in a British accent.
(via willzone)
THESE GUYS ARE IN CHARGE OF THE LAW!!!! →
Chief Justice John G. Roberts, Jr. - who is known to write out his opinions in long hand with pen and paper instead of a computer - asked what the difference was “between email and a pager?”
(via cameronr)
WatchHoly shit is that Valkyrie?
(via chuckmore)
Your mom is at it again! →
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