November 2010
Wrong Again: pets for the criminally negligent by... →
Amil Niazi’s steps for pet success:
You’ll need an empty fish bowl. It doesn’t matter how it came to be that way. :(
Decorate the bowl, this isn’t a jail, it’s a home. I like to use marbles.
Get a rock. Give the rock a face. It’s not a rock anymore, it’s a person!
Put the rock in the bowl. He lives there now.
Water the rock every couple of days. He’s thirsty.
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Hello! I would watch ALL OF THOSE SHOWS.
Drunk stabs himself in doughnut-shop holdup →
Very good, Vancouver.
Well fuck, this is pretty good.
Someone’s been recording my nightmares again.
Captain’s log: Cut it out, clowns!
Today we are all young Asian men in disguise.
– Me