It’s not everyday some stupid video makes me literally LAUGH OUT LOUD, so let’s just enjoy this together like adults. HE TRIED TO JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! Perfect.
I just want to take a moment to point out how...
SO! I was lurking Facebook (I do that, so do you, let’s relax) and noticed that a bunch of people I went to high school with were becoming fans of a “Romantic planning” service. Ha. Anyway, here’s a nice quote from the fan page: “As much as guys act like they don’t care about rose peddles, candles, fondue and Champaign, they are fooling you… You and I both...
Education in America is the most best self potato →
Dictionaries have been removed from classrooms in southern California schools after a parent complained about a child reading the definition for “oral sex”. Future leaders of the world, Braid Up!
China renames 'Avatar' mountain in honour of film →
YOU CRAZY FOR THIS ONE CHINA!
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Greatest Craigslist Post of All Time →
Relax, I highlighted MY favourite part and double-bonus bolded my FAVOURITE favourite parts: WARNING: There are neighbors who are intercepting my calls and visitors who do not like me to accept roommates but I OWN THIS UNIT. This is one hassle of condominium ownerships. They will pretend to be LA Sheriff or Los Angeles Police or even maybe Homeland Security when in fact, as I have proven, because...
I hope this late-night KERFUFFLE never ends. LONNY DONNEGAN! (via alextypical)
OH man, this is turning into one of those "What's...
SO! WOWCOME when I go to the doctor to get some legitimate painkillers it takes three hours of sitting in that FUCKING bullshit in-between room (don’t make it seem like I just won a fucking prize because I get to move from the general waiting room to the alone waiting room which is worse than the general waiting room cause it doesn’t even have any magazines, I ALWAYS end up rage-crying...
Britain bans drinking contests →
Worst News You'll Hear All Day →
Every once in awhile I like to take some time and really reflect on my surroundings. You know? Observe, meditate, talk it out, DIVE IN. Like for example, I was trying to get some coffee on the weekend at one of these really “laid-back, coffee is important but not so important that we have to hire two people to work the weekend shift because then you might actually get what you want right...