September 2009
Glenn Beck claims Vancouver "lost" a billion... →
Complete. Brain. Melt.
This just made me go full retard. There’s no going back.
(via cameronr)
Stress disease kills Australia's koalas →
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS you stupid, weak koalas. Time is money! Always be closing.
*where in the world is assisted suicide legal? just asking, because kill me.
WatchWe don’t need to talk about this. Just enjoy.
“Bruce Willis calls reality TV ‘bulls#%*’”
– There you go.
Has everybody gone FULL RETARD?
Just trying to figure out some death panel stuff, you know how it is.
Amateur treasure hunter finds huge hoard of GOLD →
Pretty cool stuff! Let’s quit our jobs and go detecting.
WatchGREAT WORK ASSHOLES.
Now there are tears AND day old meat (unrelated, I have food tourettes) in my keyboard.
It’s not just lumps of coal in this robotronic heart.
This is what I feel like: Your morning headlines
Life term for ‘strangler-robbers’
Spotted Dick back on council menu
Where around the world is assisted suicide legal?
Sanjay Gupta: I caught H1N1
Mayor ‘fist bumps’ Dalai Lama
“The Hollywood star has been seen as ‘Hindu-friendly’”
– Okay BBC News, let’s TALK ABOUT THIS. What mind idea are you trying to paint to here? That this person is a sacred cow? That they sponsor a float in the Hindu parade every year? That they have “a lot of Hindu friends. Really!” ??
TIME TO DIE.
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'Twilight' tickets selling out 2 months early →
It’s not too late to drop the bomb on humanity and start over.
Suicide Butter. →
Cut it out, China.
WatchOh thank GOD this is back.
(clip via videogum)
Top Ten Time Travel Movies →
Yuck. This list is WAY OFF.
First of all, No Bill and Ted’s representation.
Second of all T1 is inherently a better time travel movie than T2 because it does not invoke the time travel paradox as heavily. YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
No Peggy Sue Got Married? No Time Bandits?
Woof.
