Chinese Dwarf Village.
BOOM! Goes your mindamite right?...
Oct 1st
You don’t even know cute until you read about this...
Oct 1st
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Today is my mom’s 50th birthday. That is just true.
Oct 1st
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For 50 cents a minute you can call me and get the same reaction.
Must be 18 or younger.
Oct 1st
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What recession?
Oct 1st
Glenn Beck claims Vancouver "lost" a billion...
Sep 30th
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Uh oh. Now I have to go home, take a time out.
(via lom)
Sep 30th
Stress disease kills Australia's koalas
Sep 30th
You are NOT the father.
(Good work humanity! Life is a...
Sep 30th
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Exposing the truth: One terrorist pussy at a time
Sep 30th
Bummer.
Sep 30th
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WELL HOLY SHIT.
I imagine the pitch for this movie went something like this:
Movie people: What do...
Sep 30th
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Trash Humpers: Nightmare makers
Sep 29th
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Oh Japan! That’s cute.
But in America, we call that P.O.R.N.O.G.R.A.P.H.Y
Sep 29th
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This is how I see the world too. Just another soul holocaust where memories go to die.
Sep 29th
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We don’t need to talk about this. Just enjoy.
Sep 28th
Oh this will end well.
Sep 28th
Someday historians will look back on this epoch and think,...
Sep 28th
Imagine if he had just put that same level of committment...
Sep 28th
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Stick it in she says. JUST THE TIP.
Sep 28th
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What are you even talking about? What do my eyes see here? A BICYCLE RIDING DOG?
The future is now,...
Sep 25th
Cannabalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
(These guys...
Sep 25th
“Bruce Willis calls reality TV ‘bulls#%*’”
— There you go.
— There you go.
Sep 25th
Has everybody gone FULL RETARD?
Just trying to figure out some death panel stuff, you know how it is.
Sep 24th
GREAT.
Sep 24th
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Why did I watch it?
Time.To.Die.
Sep 24th
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Somebody needs to throw Glenn Beck in boiling water. Amiriiiiiiiiiiite?
Sep 24th
OH NO, YOU GUYS!!!
When they find the person who did this,...
Sep 24th
Amateur treasure hunter finds huge hoard of...
Sep 24th
“Aimee has super-AIDS that she caught from sharing...
Sep 23rd
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GREAT WORK ASSHOLES.
Now there are tears AND day old meat (unrelated, I have food tourettes) in my...
Sep 23rd
haha SOYFUCKER.
Success.
Sep 23rd
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WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE.
Ugh. I think I’m attracted to this horse. So unclean. :(
(via...
Sep 23rd
It’s finally happening.
Sep 23rd
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The thing is, drug raiding is hard and policeman (excuse I, policePEOPLE) stuff is emotionally...
Sep 23rd
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Let this guy rap to you about swine flu for a minute.
He is BREAKING IT DOWN.
(Is this a pandemic...
Sep 23rd
This is what I feel like: Your morning...
Life term for ‘strangler-robbers’ Spotted Dick back on council menu Where around the...
Sep 23rd
“The Hollywood star has been seen as...”
— Okay BBC News, let’s...
— Okay BBC News, let’s...
Sep 23rd
Sep 22nd
Exactly how I feel.
(jpr)
Sep 22nd
No kidding, my head just exploded. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING...
Sep 21st
Whoa.
Sep 21st
Hello monsters
Help Time With Amil Niazi (TM) will be moving to an exciting new VIDEO FORMAT. So send in your...
Sep 21st
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It’s Monday, okay?
Sep 21st
'Twilight' tickets selling out 2 months early
Sep 21st
Jesus, Japan. What part of THAT IS SO RACIST don’t you...
Sep 20th
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Am I too old to be kidnapped by these strangers? Because get me outta here.
(via...
Sep 18th
Fucking British people.
Sep 18th
Suicide Butter.
Sep 18th
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Oh thank GOD this is back.
(clip via videogum)
Sep 18th
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Look at how much this cat loves being kicked in the head!
Cute enough to prevent suicide! (Just...
Sep 18th
MY GOATEE ISN’T STUPID! !!!!!
Wow.
(via...
Sep 18th
That’s not a person!!
Sep 18th
Good news.
Sep 17th
Top Ten Time Travel Movies
Sep 17th
Okay everyone. Too Far.
(just kidding! too great)
(via...
Sep 17th
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Juggalo with Maggot.
This generation’s “White Hand Shaking Black Hand.”
...
Sep 17th
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Whoa! What even just happened right there?
The co-anchor’s face is worth a billion dollars of...
Sep 17th
Is Glenn Beck bad for America?
Sep 17th
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PFFF I did not see ANY porn on those browsers.
AOL: Like living in the future … of lies!
Sep 17th
Please return! Contains generations of child porn.
(sorry....
Sep 17th
LET’S NEVER STOP DOING THIS!!
(via kanyegate)
Sep 17th
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Tell me more Whitney.
What the fuck is so funny Oprah?? Your drug of choice is food. RELAX.
Sep 16th
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9/12 Footage and Interviews
I don’t even know what to say. Genius Town, Population: THESE...
Sep 16th
I’m gonna need a bigger prescription.
SAMURAI...
Sep 16th
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Just hold up this piece of glass while I shoot you in the face. WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?
Till Death Do...
Sep 16th
Student kills burglary suspect with Samurai...
Sep 16th
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I’m your goddess! Gimme that rose!
No fatties, no smokers, no dopers. No Donna Juanitas???
...
Sep 15th
Making me barf OR How to cure your asthma by...
Sep 15th
When did SHE turn into Mickey Rourke??! Her forehead has...
Sep 15th
I don’t know what real emotion is anymore.
(via...
Sep 15th
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Remember how exciting this seemed a week ago? It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times.
...
Sep 14th
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SOMETIMES, you wake up blanketed by an ennui as heavy and thick as molasses, fuelled by the...
Sep 14th
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Keep up the good work, Internet.
Sep 14th
That’s racist.
Sep 14th
Best.
(via seanorr)
Sep 13th
That’s your news!
(via seanorr)
Sep 12th
Twitter Trending Topics + TGIF + Sept. 11 = Today, we are...
Sep 12th
T.G.I.9/11 AM I RIGHT?
Sep 11th
Grandpa is a Juggalo. NEVER FORGET.
(via bobbydigital)
Sep 11th
KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL...
Sep 11th
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I don’t want to interrupt your moments of silence but this is important news and basically the...
Sep 11th
THIS GUY definitely knows what I’m talking about.
Sep 11th
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Ask Propecia.
Even though Propecia is not a proper name for ladies because it is a medicine for...
Sep 11th
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Too. Soon. For a dance video!!!!
(ihavegoodtaste)
Sep 11th
Oh boy.
Sep 10th
Things are getting weird.
Do not be leaving your drink...
Sep 10th
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STOP YELLING AT ME!!! I will watch your movie and also send you my name, address and passport...
Sep 10th
That’s hilariracist.
(via vache)
Sep 10th
Exactly how I like to start my day.
via bobbydigital:...
Sep 10th
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Two years ago, screaming “You liar” at the president would’ve been grounds for...
Sep 10th
!!! FIRST OF ALL, this is why we have the internet.
And on...
Sep 9th
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Whaaaaaaa? So that’s the end of hawt dowgs for me.
YEESH.
Sep 9th
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Racist.
Sep 9th
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Exactly like that time Jesus healed lepers and shit only a more culturally IMPORTANT moment in human...
Sep 9th
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Jeez, you take a few days off the internet and wake up to NIGHTMARE TOWN: Population Everyone!!!
Sep 9th
Gonna be a lot more where this came...
“20 pretend minutes with the President” OR “How I used to fuck prostitutes and now...
Sep 9th
(via vache)
Sep 8th
That’s the attitude.
(via seanorr)
Sep 7th
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This is how adults deal with health care reform.
I HOPE THAT GUY HAS INSURANCE.
:(
Sep 3rd
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What. a. bummer.
Sep 3rd
That’s a cool attitude.
(via seanorr)
Sep 3rd
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So many truths. Explored.
(via cameronr) Dr. Tooper & Dr. Gust explain the Universe
Sep 3rd
I like her attitude.
Sep 2nd
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MY EYES!!! Cut out my eyes.
More like :( Hero 5.
Sep 2nd
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The gentlemen of Youtube have titled this: “Hook pussied bitch snatches a 12 pack.”
...
Sep 2nd
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Laugh Factory.
Sep 1st
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We did not need to get grandpa a computer for Christmas.
He’s found the Youtube, he’s...
Sep 1st