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Kittens whacked on head for laughs ‘Crazy Turtle Woman’ helps prevent slaughter Via CNN (obviously)
Nancy Grace is a sociopath. We all know that. But I’m totally obsessed. She’s like the Horatio Caine of television anchors. Bananas.
Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome? →
That’s your headline.
Pretty good dating advice from David Wain →
“If you see a hot woman on the street, whip out your iPod, walk by her, and say, “Sorry I can’t hear what you’re saying, I’m listening to this podcast about how to manage having an oversize penis.” She’ll probably say something like, “Wow! Hey, want to grab a cup of coffee?” The best move here is to play hard-to-get. Say something like,...
Ugh, for what? DELIVERANCE!
Hard-luck Montana town wants Gitmo detainees - CNN
Great Elayne Boosler reference. (via itsgoingtogetworse)
I’d push him too. It’s suicide, not a tea party!
Space Garbage! →
New advice column is up. Go have a look, or go fuck yourself. Either way.
Green Day blasts Wal-Mart policy against... →
“‘They want artists to censor their records in order to be carried in there,’ lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong said. ‘We just said no. You feel like you’re in 1953 or something.’ Green Day explored opposition to former U.S. president George W. Bush and the Iraq War on American Idiot; the songs on 21st Century Breakdown further express a sense of broken dreams,...
Never Again! More like LOLver Again!
A man unhappy with a museum’s decision to have a wax likeness of Adolf Hitler, waited patiently in line on opening day before tackling the wax Hitler and ripping off its head — all the time shouting, “Never again!” Several security guards were also injured in the fracas.