Is That All There Is?

It was pushing a baby carriage. The future looks bleak.

May 1st

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Whoa. Don’t let me see you walking down the street in those. I will shoot first, curl up in...

May 1st

Reinvent yourself at the Dollar Store.

May 1st

Elise Tan Roberts, 2, becomes youngest member...

Apr 30th

Do you have Pig Flu?

Apr 30th

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Umm, LOL. (via videogum)

Apr 30th

You already know I’ve got a Jihad against the...

Apr 30th

Did they solve the Zodiac Killer mystery!?

Apr 30th

I hit my uncle’s car backing out of our driveway once....

Apr 30th

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Seriously, $5 a minute is totally worth it. Let’s hit the Rage Cage.

Apr 30th

Invisibility cloak edges closer

Apr 30th

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So what you’re saying is, Jews did Swine/11? TRUTH.ORG! (don’t worry, i’m...

Apr 30th

Glad we’re all keeping it in perspective. Gonna look...

Apr 30th

So I came home and found this stuff stashed away in the...

Apr 29th

Pure journalism

One of the best things about working in a newsroom is listening to all of the clever plays on swine...

Apr 29th

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Wait a minute! I’m pretty sure those kids can’t be racist against each other. You know?...

Apr 29th

PFFFFFFF!! More like, “WELCOME TO YOUR BAD SPELLING,...

Apr 28th

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Bathory: Apocalypse Since we’re already panicking, it might as well be in a black metal kind...

Apr 28th

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Whoops! I was all, “this stupid mime robot is hilarious and Japan is totally crazy” and...

Apr 28th

I don’t normally post stuff like this, but yes....

Apr 27th

“Investigations now reveal that the swine flu epidemic...

Apr 27th

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Oh wow. Yes, that’s kool-aid in a wine glass and double yes, this guy is still amazing.

Apr 27th

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I don’t get it, is this porn or what? Your mom is such a techno-geek with a spreadsheet. ...

Apr 27th

“Armless, legless MMA fighter loses match”
— Globe and Mail headline. ...

Apr 27th

There’s a zoo in High Park and no one told me? ...

Apr 24th

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Oh. No. Shit is too real.

Apr 24th

I just heard a guy at the sushi place use the old...

Apr 24th

Oh look. This guy is in charge of spreading awareness of...

Apr 24th

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This will never not be funny to me.

Apr 24th

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Is this a ha ha? Or is it just super sad? Like, can I just say that that’s your girlfriend...

Apr 24th

Summer’s here! Touring my new bands, book now. ...

Apr 23rd

HAMMER OF JUSTICE! Awesome. (via bobbydigital)

Apr 23rd

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Whatever, I hate people at outdoor music festivals. “It’s Coachella, dude!”...

Apr 23rd

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Summer jam ‘09. I love that angry gorilla. (via thewheelyapplegate)

Apr 23rd

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I am wind, You are fire: Whirling dervishes. I could watch this forever, except at some point I...

Apr 23rd

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HAHAHA OOPS. (so glad i stayed home so i can watch this ALL DAY)

Apr 23rd

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OH JEEZ. Of course no one wants to ravish her, she’s been kidnapped by hyper-gay pirates....

Apr 23rd

These guys keep having jobs? Just call your...

Apr 22nd

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This guy! [whoa update] So the reason your dad is sitting at home making crazy videos is because...

Apr 22nd

Uh oh! This lady be crazy.

Apr 22nd

Police chief to apologize for mistaking...

Apr 22nd

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That is A LOT of eggs for one person to be eating.

Apr 22nd

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UGH. Bunch of dummies. Amazing soul patch, Billy!

Apr 22nd

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You have to admit, your boyfriend is pretty good at driving that “thing.” Spin town:...

Apr 22nd

Some might consider this normal solar...

Apr 22nd

That’s fucking sick. Spaghetti in weiners? I’m...

Apr 21st

New type of swine flu found in two children

Apr 21st

What a happy pirate.

Apr 21st

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Sunset Feelings. I knew “and Johnny” would be my favourite from the credits. He did not...

Apr 21st

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That’s racist. (via robhuebel)

Apr 21st

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[update: the player works now. watch the trailer!] Paper Heart. Sorry cynics, I’m not made...

Apr 21st

D'Angelo Found Not Guilty Of Sex Assault

Apr 21st

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Nice intro, that swing was totally evil. “True” black metal.

Apr 20th

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Love will tear us apart: Susanna and the Magical Orchestra

Apr 20th

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I had to look up what Beltaine was, but now that I know, I am krazy psyched that it’s...

Apr 20th

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I can’t believe this is not already my pet. How do you ever stop tickling it? (via Lom)

Apr 20th

I hate manufactured eccentricity even more than I hate head...

Apr 20th

What the fuck? I just barfed.

Apr 20th

Seriously, France. Get a fucking job.

Apr 20th

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Awesome!

Apr 20th

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So this exists and I only JUST found out. I’m so disappointed in myself.

Apr 20th

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Yeah, yeah, she’s stupid, he’s got a wet sponge for a face, but LOL “opposite...

Apr 20th

Busted weiners = total Dagger party!

Apr 19th

See you there

Apr 19th

People in Jamaica are breaking their D's with...

Apr 17th

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I just spit water all over my monitor. I have to watch this in laugh intervals because OH MIME GOD! ...

Apr 17th

I don’t know. I mean, is someone really going to wear...

Apr 17th

“Woman charged in sword attack on mother with baby”
— Why is this so funny?

Apr 17th

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Holy shit. This is amazing and I will be laughing about it ALL DAY. That is totally your...

Apr 17th

I’m not saying we should shoot these guys, but we...

Apr 17th

Oh shit I just cried a little watching a...

Mac Snack Wrap Attack.

Apr 17th

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I probably could’ve used this useless, not available in any big people stores invention when I...

Apr 17th

Guess what guys!

I’m going to eat McDonald’s today and it’s going to be amazing.

Apr 17th

What is with your body?

So I’m not saying that I’m perfect at riding a bike, but whoaman some people just look...

Apr 17th

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Boyle Fever. I’ve got it!!!!!

Apr 16th

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EVERYTHING I know about the internet, I learned from Lawnmower Man. (via culturite)

Apr 16th

HEY OKAY! A fir tree was growing inside some guy’s...

Apr 16th

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Oh boy. Remember this stupid video?

Apr 15th

I love the shit out of these things.

Apr 15th

I'm not saying you HAVE to send me...

But I have seen enough of those Cold Steel videos to start demanding things. ...

Apr 15th

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Ha!! (via buzzfeed)

Apr 15th

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OKAY. Last one. But this is amazing for two reasons: 1.) The way the narrator says...

Apr 15th

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Hey look it’s those crazy meat-cutting, cardboard-people killing, mustache dudes again. This...

Apr 15th

I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!

OMEGLE - miguel.. or moogums - w4m - 19 (United States somewhere..) Reply to:...

Apr 14th

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So, this is terrifying. I guess the cops have more to fear than some pussy Samurai sword. I love...

Apr 14th

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Knives vs. Cops: AMAZING. From the hoser, to the Samurai guy, to the homeless man who yells,...

Apr 14th

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Yeah sure, at first you’re like “Oh God, that guy just got winded reaching for his Pizza...

Apr 14th

Hey, check out this CRAZY story. It's...

It was Halloween night when 12-year-old Lucy Gross picked up her first marijuana cigarette, starting...

Apr 14th

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Part of me thinks that even as he’s speaking english, she just hears: “blahdebady blah,...

Apr 14th

“Girl chooses Japan over parents”
— Yeah, I get that.

Apr 14th

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I’m still crying. This is hands down the most touching thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Apr 14th

Apr 11th

“Real Triangle Butt”
—  What exactly is this spam...

Apr 11th

That is a real shit bag. (via...

Apr 11th

So that’s your face. Perfect. Don’t ever...

Apr 9th

Hot Dogs: The economy of the future

Apr 9th

Headline of the day

‘Lap-dancing nun’ performs for Church - BBC News

Apr 9th

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Video of the now infamous Q interview with Billy Bob Thornton. Even more uncomfortable with video....

Apr 8th

What's with your face?

Sometimes I go so far into my own mind that I forget I’m at work. And when I remember, I can...

Apr 8th

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Okay, couple of things: 1. The blonde lady looks like she’s going to barf 2. Why is that...

Apr 8th

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Holy. Shit.

Apr 8th

Waterworld.

Apr 8th

Things that are funny in the news, or...

- Sandbagging - Big stimulus packages - Plugging the dykes - This whole story

Apr 8th

Are you kidding me?

Apr 8th

Wow. Hilarious interview on Q with Billy Bob...

Apr 8th

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I think it’s safe to say you can just go ahead and forget everything you thought you knew...

Apr 8th

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Just in case it’s not clear, this guy is on the NEWS. There he is. Sitting on TV in...

Apr 8th

Somebody is pushing this trend HARD

‘Sexting’ lands teen on sex offender list Is ‘sexting’ child pornography? ...

Apr 8th

Look at this kid’s face. He just realised his parents...

Apr 8th

Yes!

Apr 7th

Reach out!

You need advice, I’ve seen the things you post. So go ahead and ask. Always anonymous! Every...

Apr 7th

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She knows what she likes. jasonupton:No, Amil this is like watching the video from The Ring.  But...

Apr 7th

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Is this what watching the video from The Ring is like? He’s really got the seductive flip...

Apr 7th

That guy is going straight. up. your. butt.

Apr 7th

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The future of journalism and education? I just LOL’ed so hard, my face blew up.

Apr 7th

Nice car. Totally less stupid than a Segway. No really. You...

Apr 7th

Kids these days! They are all murdering sexters. (via...

Apr 7th

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Okay guys. I want you to seriously think about this movie description. “Gymkata is about an...

Apr 7th

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Amazing.

Apr 7th

Shower her with bedroom moments she won't...

Apr 7th

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Nirvana: Man Who Sold the World Most summers when I was a kid, we’d visit my uncle and his...

Apr 6th

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Ugh. Wrinkle faced bats deserve to be eaten. That’s not a face!

Apr 6th

Time to rewatch this classic. (via jasonupton)

Apr 6th

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Oh, this one’s even better.

Apr 6th

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This feels like watching a snuff film. Seriously, somebody get Nicholas Cage to help that girl. ...

Apr 6th

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Promote SYNERGY!

Apr 6th

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To all the LADIES! This guy is a total teen dream machine. He’s like the online boyfriend...

Apr 6th

Wait, WHAT?

Apr 3rd

OKAY!!!!!! I’m done here.

Apr 3rd

“Ghost strangled me in shower, woman says”
— God, I love CNN

Apr 3rd

Right.

The NATO spokesperson just said the law forbidding women in Afghanistan from refusing sex with their...

Apr 3rd

OK to highlight this job opening for persons with...

Apr 2nd

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I can’t believe she made it all the way to the top. That’s drunkeverance (via...

Apr 2nd

Women buy wine, survey finds

Apr 2nd

That’s your couple.

Apr 2nd

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Tomorrow.

Apr 2nd

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It’s the recession, stupid Part II

Apr 2nd

It's the recession, stupid Part I

So last night Alex Trebek made three not-veiled-at all references to being an alcoholic. Stars,...

Apr 2nd

This seems like a bad idea.

Apr 2nd

“Does using Facebook at work makes better employees?”
— I don’t know Globe and...

Apr 2nd

Demonstrators shouted "Abolish Money!"

Okay. Now, we’ve all been anti-capitalist, communist dirt clowns at some point or another (and...

Apr 2nd

It's not funny, really, but honestly, try not...

Apr 1st

The new Afghan family law would reportedly...

Apr 1st

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This is awesome and what I’d like to be doing right now. (via buzzfeed)

Apr 1st

Because I’m prone to distraction, I took one of those...

Apr 1st

Consolidating its position at the cutting...

Apr 1st

World’s most useless pair? Have another cucumber...

Apr 1st