March 2009
The Great Intoxication: An exploration of the world of seduction
A bunch of sad men talking about the “seduction community.” This warranted both an “Ugh” and a “Hmm.” PLUS - features Dmitri the Lover.
Kool-Aid man in Second Life →
It’s oddly relaxing. Sort of like watching fish.
Is it bad that I wanted that snake to squeeze the reporter to death?
I didn’t think so.
Even in space, humans are stupid
“The International Space Station, once a place where astronauts would share food and facilities, is said to be embroiled in a Cold War-like stand-off. A Russian cosmonaut has complained he is no longer allowed to use a US toilet as well as a US exercise bike.”
Oh you 50 year old astronaut, are you really complaining about this stuff? Also, can we really compare the Cold War to a...
Seriously.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: zigigzoy Stranger: do you like Mupkipz? You: is that a gay thing? Stranger: i don’t know Stranger: is it? You: i don’t know, are you? Stranger: no, are you? Stranger: :) You have disconnected.
Holy shit, Omegle is the best thing that ever...
You: fucking hello0
Stranger: john
Stranger: has
Stranger: a
You: big asshole
Stranger: correct
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What do Juno? →
Watch the Canadian Grammy Awards with Only Magazine. It’s going to be amazing. Starts at 8pm ET.
Another day, another advice column →
This week’s Help Time With Amil Niazi (tm) inspired by the Lord Humongous.
flushing a fish is hard. but not always this adorable.
(via videogum)
Question.
Why do people take, and then keep, topless photos of themselves on their phones?
That is your body right? So, you can see it all the time, without the help of your phone?
Do you not have a mirror? You should get a mirror.
Is it for “sexting” because I thought that was made up, like the time Oprah did a special on teen blow jobs and said it was like “kissing” for kids....
Steaming hot tea gives you cancer of the food tube →
“Drinking steaming hot tea has been linked with an increased risk of oesophageal (food tube) cancer.” - BBC News
Good work, guys. Food tube. Hot Carl. That’s just journalism.
Artist to be sentenced over inflatable artwork... →
Maurice Agis has pledged never to put up the artwork again and wrote to the families of the two women killed apologizing for the incident.
“I am consumed by the tragedy of this event and by your suffering,” he wrote in a letter released in the court.
This is kind of heartbreaking.
China tries abortion pills to rein in multiplying... →
Wow, China. Too far. Too far.
Time to resurrect alternative career ideas
- Somali pirate (those guys are amazing)
- Squirrel catcher/furrier (it’s a new economy)
- Racoon farmer
- Highlander (why can there be only one?)
- Global warmer
- Pink slip maker (they still have these right? or just e-cards now?)
- Pick-up artist
- Survivalist
Is she a talker?
Total. Fetish. Cat. Porn.
(via videogum)
Apocalypse Now
The CBC just announced a budget shortfall of $175 million and up to 800 job cuts by May.
No one is safe in the new media environment.
10 ideas changing the world →
Good read.
Please. No. More. Twitter. Trend. Stories. →
That's awkward
The parents of a girl who died suddenly have received a school letter demanding she improves her attendance.
Mrs Gillan, who works in A&E at Macclesfield Hospital, said: “I screamed when I first saw it. If they want her to attend that much I’ll take Megan’s remains. It’s disgusting.
“Megan doesn’t go to that school anymore. She’s been dead for two...
That's all.
A prosecutor has called music producer Phil Spector a “demonic maniac” and “a very dangerous man” around women.
Okay, I happen to think this is a great plan and was executed with finesse.
That’s commitment!
(via videogum)
The Twitter trend stories continue →
The Globe and Mail warns you not to “over-tweet” at/about work.
Radvice.
Another Help Time With Amil Niazi (tm)