I haven’t said this in a while, but UMMMMCUTE!
(via...
Mar 4th
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How about, I’m gonna take a shit on this guy’s head?
Hey jock meat, take your tiny,...
Mar 3rd
Nightmare tree is on to you!
(via buzzfeed)
Mar 3rd
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Look at the moves on this bird! Time to do a Single Ladies vid.
Mar 3rd
What a fucking show off.
You think you’re better...
Mar 3rd
I love YOU, Karl.
[culturite:suckafuck]
Mar 3rd
Oh jeez, really?
“A hospital in Dorset is one of many removing alcohol-based hand cleaning gel from reception...
Mar 3rd
Wait, what?!
Mar 2nd
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What an adorable sleep spazz!
Mar 2nd
Radioactive pedophile on the loose
Mar 2nd
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Only in Japan: Lady with giant mouth puts entire jars in her flap.
What a pig.
(via buzzfeed)
Mar 2nd
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Uh oh! Krohn/Jindal ‘012?
(via videogum)
Mar 2nd
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I don’t care what anyone says. That is NOT a cat.
Mar 2nd
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Mom with TWO WOMBS gives birth to twins.
What is going on fertilamerica???
Mar 2nd
Uh oh!
Mar 2nd
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Good work, parents of this once super-cute kid, who is now weird and self-conscious and will...
Feb 27th
Another week, another Help Time With Amil...
Feb 27th
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The Onion: Are video games preparing kids for the apocalypse?
Lucky for me, this is all I hear...
Feb 27th
Have we given out the Pulitzer yet? Get it back and give it...
Feb 27th
Considering the clientele, they should...
Irish budget airline Ryanair has said it is considering charging passengers for using the toilet...
Feb 27th
My insides, on the outside.
Feb 27th
Looks like Christmas came early for Amil
AN EVENING WITH PAULA POUNDSTONE Thursday, April 16 at 8pm River Rock Show Theatre
Feb 27th
Holy. Shit. (This is a 771 lb, pregnant stingray)
Feb 26th
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It’s like the human-killing club in Hostel, only for eating Pork Brains.
Feb 26th
Are you an old? Take the hearing test
Feb 26th
If they remake this, I’m going Jihad.
(Uh, JK...
Feb 26th
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Nerds! These people managed to ruin a perfectly good video of a kitten in the ceiling with their...
Feb 26th
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Ya, ya dog. Good work.
More importantly, can we please use some of the bailout money floating...
Feb 26th
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Oh sure, this little kid is best friends with a 265 lb python. The snake gives him rides on its...
Feb 26th
House says 'no' to pet primates
Feb 26th
And they wonder why the newspapers are...
Oh look at this! A new relationship column that delves into the “male mind,” in which...
Feb 26th
WHAT?? WHAT DID SHE DO?
So these notifications in Facebook are terrifying. Stop it. Krista Jensen has done something to...
Feb 25th
I see where they’re going with this, but it’s...
Feb 25th
So. Much. To. Say.
URF.
(via buzzfeed)
Feb 25th
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Your dad is amazing!!! Seriously, get THAT guy his own Youtube channel.
Feb 25th
More like 40 Days of My Hurls!
BLURGH. Starting today an organization of pro-lifers, calling themselves 40 Days of Life, will...
Feb 25th
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Babies are the new rave kings.
Feb 25th
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Feb 25th
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Training video : How to approach female customers
What I really want to know is: What the fuck...
Feb 25th
Monkeys are not pets.
Feb 25th
What they did not say is that 12 drinks...
Consuming just one drink a day causes an extra 7,000 cancer cases - mostly breast cancer - in UK...
Feb 25th
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Why did a doctor bother to perform this? Who needs an eyeball tattoo? That’s like something...
Feb 24th
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Part of me really hopes this sociopath walks around giving away his own money just to watch people...
Feb 24th
Bad Day Magazine
Feb 24th
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Best. Interview. Ever.
Feb 24th
Gross. Your brain is showing!
(via buzzfeed)
Feb 24th
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Yes, you are correct, these bears begging for food are amazing.
But also, MAYBE the zoo would...
Feb 24th
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This wedding of a 9-year-old in Texas is simultaneously sad and weird.
On the one hand, it’s...
Feb 24th
Pussy Panties: Pair these with your penis...
Feb 24th
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Uh oh. Audience interaction fail?
Feb 23rd
That is a real tragic waste of perfectly good Vicodin.
:(
Feb 23rd
That’s a pretty cool hat he’s got on. I’d...
Feb 23rd
Stupid stories that don't mean anything:...
Here’s a great story about “Sexercising.” Oh what’s that? You don’t...
Feb 23rd
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How racist was this guy!?
Feb 23rd
I don’t think Gulzar knows where she is.
Feb 23rd
Help Time with Amil Niazi (tm)
Feb 23rd
oh. okay.
Feb 20th
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Llamas with hats!
I was hungry for hands.
Feb 20th
The U.K. is crazy.
The Justice Secretary of England lifted...
Feb 20th
At that point, why don’t you just turn on the lights?...
Feb 20th
At some point, men’s magazines have to concede that...
Feb 20th
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I don’t know why documentaries of failed metal bands make me cry, but there you go....
Feb 20th
Who cares?
Who’s going to win at the Oscars? document.write(cnnRenderTimeStamp(1235146558657)); - CNN
Feb 20th
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Can special Ring Tunes grow your breasts?
Oh Japan!
Feb 20th
I want to live in this cave.
Feb 20th
Hey, look. Good for you. You’re...
Feb 20th
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Wow, this kid! I mean, is it a kid? Is HE a kid or even a he?
(via videogum)
Feb 20th
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Girls eyes produce crystals!? WHAT? Is this what I miss when I’m actually working!
Feb 19th
Florf!
Just finished 8 straight hours of live blogging the Obama visit for CBC. Had over 16,000 people...
Feb 19th
Whoops! Ultimate Transporter fantasy
(chuckmore:(via vache)
Feb 19th
[Student Arrested For Classroom Texting]
Feb 18th
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Why are your kids on the internet? Time to lower the working age and tell these guys to get a job.
...
Feb 18th
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Oh this? Oh it’s just Egyptian Kung Fu and it’s blowing your MIND PYRAMID!
Feb 18th
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Sometimes, you should just not choreograph your own dance videos. Because it’s making me...
Feb 18th
Baugher is back, and on Blogger.
Feb 18th
Vancouver is now considered Canada's "gang...
Feb 18th
Oh wow. I do not want to see any dogphins running...
Feb 18th
I wish the food court downstairs would offer the same deal....
Feb 18th
Oh No! Something worse than drunk...
According to a case described in the medical journal Sleep Medicine, a 44-year-old sleepwalker...
Feb 18th
BBC asks: Is it selfish to have more than two...
Feb 18th
[Founder Of The Pirate Bay Twittering The...
Feb 17th
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Whoops!! Who would have ever thought building a bunch of crazy, unaffordable luxury towers and fake...
Feb 17th
Ultimate frowny face
Tumblr’s new content policy is extremely uncute. And I mean that in the harshest way.
Feb 17th
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Sesame Street: A new way to walk
And I DO walk with confidence.
Feb 17th
World’s longest ear hair guy just caused me to...
Feb 17th
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Flight of the Conchords: Too many dicks on the dancefloor.
(TRUE!)
Feb 17th
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That’s some crazy yelling!
But! lucky for her she didn’t miss her flight at...
Feb 17th
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Discovery Channel: First time machine
Yes, on the one hand, maybe a time machine that does not defy...
Feb 17th
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Okay, fair enough the chimp went on a rampage and authorities shot him for the “safety”...
Feb 17th
Didn't see that coming!
“A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the...
Feb 17th
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Wait, are these guys saying Psychiatry did 9/11?
But I thought …. damn you Youtube for...
Feb 17th
Help Time with Amil Niazi (tm)
Let me let you help me help you! I have a new advice column debuting on www.onlymagazine.net this...
Feb 17th
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Ferrero Rocher party, anyone? Meet you there after hanging at the Bailey’s tasting.
Feb 13th
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I don’t even know how to feel about this man with hundreds of singing fish strapped to his...
Feb 13th
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I’m blogging this again, because wake up, you guys.
It’s a hamster eating popcorn on a...
Feb 13th
[The Anatomy of a Tweet: Twitter Gets a Style...
Feb 13th
Teachers will totally send you sex texts...
Feb 13th
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People are funny. And by funny I mean stupid.
Feb 13th
So, okay, this is a rap about IBS?
Feb 13th
Whoops! doesn’t even begin to describe this debacle.
Feb 13th
Oh okay, just slip that in there.
According to a Globe and Mail story: A suspect has been charged with arson connected the deadly...
Feb 13th
Tree Man is back in the hospital. Which means we all have to...
Feb 12th
Ugh. Speaking of your kids, they’re fucking crazy.
Feb 12th
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Well played internet. Exploiting kids is amazing.
I’m gonna home school my kids in the jungle...
Feb 12th
Oh boy. Inappropriate marketing tie-in, or clever campaign?...
Feb 12th
Oh that's good.
Amazon.com has now stopped selling the game Rapelay, a Japanese video game that involves the player...
Feb 12th
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Picture this: You BEARGRAM her at the office.
It’ll be so much bigger than she thought.
Feb 12th
cameronr:[Totally Awesome Dude!!!: Who The Fuck Is...
Feb 12th
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Hey, it’s another one of those “Video Guide to Successful Date Rape.”
Feb 12th
There’s a bunch of free movie posters in the hallway...
Feb 12th
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Here you go Alex. Enjoy!
(via ihavegoodtaste)
Feb 12th
Florb! What is happening with this cow??? WHY IS IT NAKED?
Feb 12th
Favourite (and by favourite I mean...
This is courtesy of the comments at Vancouversun.com: “prosecutors who want all the ducks in...
Feb 11th
Turtles: The uprising
Feb 11th
Your dad called 911 because Burger King ran...
Feb 11th
Okay sure, your mom lives in her station wagon with 22 dogs.
Feb 11th
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Ukuleles + Warren Buffet + A bag of cash = A great time
Feb 11th
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There is a lot of freaky shit happening in Japan, but this all the time with the Obama black face is...
Feb 11th
Why do Russians want to raise goats who produce human breast...
Feb 11th
Welcome to the most miserable city in the U.S.
...
Feb 11th
Meet George, the world's loneliest tortoise
Feb 11th
PETA dressing up like the KKK outside of the...
Feb 10th
Sick party
Staying in bed sick is a great excuse to buy a very shitty magazine and flip languidly through the...
Feb 10th
Jesus is so cute!
chuckmore:(via black-maria)
Feb 10th
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Well actually, most starfish look like Hitler if you flip them over.
(insane video via videogum)
Feb 9th
Feb 9th
Dog show!
Feb 9th
This is the weirdest website you will see all day.
Feb 9th
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Your mom is quite the YouTube pioneer!
Feb 9th
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Wait a minute! Is this guy playing his beard??!!
Feb 9th
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Too soon!
Feb 9th
He’s just biding his time.
(via doree:animalinsider)
Feb 9th
Above the Law/Hard to Kill Marathon?
FUCK YEAH!
Feb 7th
The Third Antichrist -...
I hear you, Google Sponsored Link!
Feb 6th
Palin OH TWELVE!
(plus, i don’t want to show off or...
Feb 6th
Why such a bad parent?
Feb 6th
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WHAT THE FUCK? No, Australia, if only it WASN’T that easy to get over child abuse. Your dad is...
Feb 6th
OH WOW!!! Ideal for NIGHT BLOGGING (Which is a thing? WHICH...
Feb 6th
The Manatee has become the not-funny
Sorry guys, but last night’s 30 Rock kind of sucked. A show that can bring us Werewolf Bar...
Feb 6th
Teen stabbed in leg, but makes it to job...
Feb 6th
Brother, sister of Willie Pickton suing B.C....
Feb 6th
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If you’re like me, the first thing you’re thinking is: “Get that chimp out of...
Feb 6th
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A water propelled jet pack!?
That’s ridicustupidlame. Get me my credit card so I can pay you...
Feb 6th
50 Cent Introducing New Line of Male Beauty...
Feb 5th
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How’s Your News?
(It’s awesome!)
Feb 5th
That’s what she said. (Special Victims Unit edition)
...
Feb 5th
60-year-old Calgary woman gives birth to...
Feb 5th
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Sometime ago, I was introduced to the The Room and Tommy Wiseau. And now, his new show Neighbors is...
Feb 5th
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This gyoza-eating cat is the best.
SUCCESS!
Feb 5th
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People who sexually love objects!
Organs, fans, globes, washing machines, spaceships, EVEN THE TWIN...
Feb 5th
Now your mom is actually reading the...
Feb 5th
I feel like calling him a “polydactyl” makes it...
Feb 5th
This is the greatest thing the internet has ever done for...
Feb 5th
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There’s no wrong moment for Stevie.
Feb 4th
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ha! you got yours, annoying zoo guy!!!
animalinsider:The Barfing Llama
Feb 4th
I have a request
Would everyone please learn to distinguish between the words:lose and loose You can lose a glove if...
Feb 4th
An artist’s rendition of the biggest snake the world...
Feb 4th
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Look at that fucking cat. Ruining your shit.
Feb 4th
Are you telling me 2 out of every 10...
“Online video is big. Americans watched a record 13.5 billion online videos in October, the...
Feb 4th
Free Jamaican pattys at work??
SUCCESS!
Feb 4th
Japan!
(Via DBLTHNK)
Feb 4th
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This thing is getting out of control.
Feb 4th
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10 new amphibian species found in Columbia. Most of them, UNCUTE!
Feb 4th
Man Robs Convenience Stores With Klingon...
Feb 4th
Chuck?
Feb 4th
Oh hi.
(via gawker)
Feb 4th
90,000 sex offenders removed from MySpace,...
Feb 4th
Those pigeons seem pretty happy to be there.
Feb 4th
I wish there was an UNLIKE feature. Ugh Nyiri.
...
Feb 4th
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Awesome.
[The Mae Shi - R U Professional]
Inspired by Christian Bale’s on-set rant.
(via...
Feb 3rd
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I could watch this suplex all day.
Feb 3rd
I'm going to be sick. For awhile.
“Surgeons in Baltimore successfully removed a woman’s kidney through her vagina last...
Feb 3rd
HA! Angry Bale meme alert.
...
Feb 3rd
EXTREMELY AND TOTALLY UNCUTE.
(via urg)
Feb 3rd
The Greatest Generation
I think I accidentally splashed some Butter Pecan Latte in my eye.
Feb 3rd
Rockers Nickelback lead list of Juno Award...
Feb 3rd
Things are starting to get weird, America.
Feb 3rd
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No big deal. This corn pone is just following you around, cloning your passport.
For...
Feb 3rd
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I feel like this all the time.
Feb 3rd
The animals are people.
(via lilsho)
Feb 3rd
Fuck yeah!
(via lovelettersto:omg-nowai)
Feb 3rd
(via superboreal)
Feb 2nd
:(
ihavegoodtaste:via failblog
Feb 2nd
I thought that was a cow. But it’s still great, I...
Feb 2nd
Sure tough guys, you win this round of crawling through mud...
Feb 2nd
Oh FUCK!
Feb 2nd
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Roy Shildt AKA Mr. Awesome AKA the Missile Command World Champion.
Feb 2nd
What are you trying to say?
The cab driver this morning kept mumbling to himself about how lazy people are. The whole ride it...
Feb 2nd
Hugs did 9/11
(via cameronr)
Feb 2nd
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The King of Kong, you guys!
Amazing.
Feb 2nd
The Legend of Blago continues.
Feb 2nd
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Sure, Japan. Whatever.
Feb 2nd
The only reason to watch football
“US sports fans in Arizona got a surprise when their TV coverage of American football’s...
Feb 2nd
Oh man, that is cute.
(via animalinsider)
Feb 2nd
Fuck you, Mickey Rourke!
(via bobbydigital)
Feb 2nd