Pretty much sums up Winnipeg for me →
I am gonna live on the moon →
Your spazz is a bird. Your argument is invalid. But interesting counterpoint. That is a completely appropriate reaction to what has just occurred. As for the position of Mayor of Keepin’ It Under Control Town, you ma’am are running UNCONTESTED.
i'm just so tired. →
MORE LIKE LITERALLY MY HURLS! →
I’m sorry I made you read this: A woman from Greater Manchester with a cyst which grew to the size of two newborn babies was told she had Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
2009: The year I blew the lid off Pumpkin Head. BELIEVE. (via cameronr)
GREAT SPACE NEWS! →
Let me take U 2 Da Super Earth!
This REALLY hurts my feelings. →
Seems like a PRETTY GOOD TIME.
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B.C. urged to raise price of liquor cause everyone... →
ha. ha. you stupid bunch of drunks. [okay but seriously these are the worst recommendations i’ve ever heard and without being racist, don’t really address the problem.]