This is definitely the first drunk hedgehog I have found
Wal-Mart starts selling coffins →
Put me in one.
Nirvana - About A Girl
Are you reading my MIND? Nirvana - I Hate Myself...
Totally. Nirvana - Verse Chorus Verse...
Bees that drink human tears? →
My kinda bees.
Dream comes true for 112 year-old Somali man as he... →
Extremely not cool Somalia. :(
This was fun to read and just like looking into a... →
No it really is a mirror image. More wine and more vom.
I hope this incident will not trigger a war against coyotes.– Online commenter. Of course. Wouldn’t want to start what would surely be a centuries-long battle between humans and coyotes. OH NO. Who would win? What with our nuclear weaponry and advanced robotics and their … sharp teeth. The sacrifice would be too great. The toll too heavy. God, I...
Skynet’s already taken over. It’s Petman’s world now!
Your flow never wet/ like Grandma pussy. I’m always good/ Like Grandma cookies– - Lil’ Wayne (Wasted, No Ceilings) That’s fucked up. (via cameronr)
TEST ON NERD STUFF
Best spam of the day. Nailed it, obviously.
Cop pulled gun on scary man– It’s from CNN, but I’m pretty sure a child literally wrote that. Because come on.
Homeless have a much shorter life expectancy,... →
OH really?! The 10 YEAR “study” suggests that homeless people might not live as long as people with homes. What a fascinating DISCOVERY. Do you mean to tell me that someone whose day-to day-existence does not include the basic human needs of food and shelter MAY NOT live as long as someone who does have those needs met regularly? WHY THIS IS SHOCKING NEWS. I am aghast at your...
Oh HA. HA.
Man stuffs mouth with 16 cockroaches in record bid →
Hey look, I get it. I really do. The desperate hunger for fame and infamy in this spotlight-crazed world leads regular people to do things like pretend their child is stuck on a magical balloon ride. It makes kids barf on national TV. So, sure, individuals have to go to greater lengths to carve out a unique place for themselves in the universe. Whatever. But grow up. Ozymandius is rolling over in...