January 2009
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Defendant smears lawyer in poo →
“A mistrial was declared at a court in San Diego after a suspect in a robbery smeared human faeces on his lawyer’s face and then threw more at the jury.” PHOTOS PLEASE!
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Zimbabwe rival to enter coalition →
Maybe it’s too soon for me to give up coffee because I totally read that as: Zimbabwe rival to eat coalition.
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I don’t know, this guy’s kinda like a Chinese Chuck Bass.
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Mother of octuplets already has 6 other children,... →
I don’t want to be a uterus nazi, you know, your womb - your multiple births or whatever. BUT FUCK. Knowing the link between fertility treatments and multiple births, and then also knowing that you already have SIX CHILDREN, why get more fertility treatment? There is a recession and this is not the same as “buying American.” UN CUTE.
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The 100 most beautiful words in the English... →
This list is absurd. More like 100 most annoyingest words. More like My HURLS! Cockle is a stupid word. So is effervescent, fugacious (who likes THAT word??), evanescent (NOPE), jejune (hardly), hymeneal (are you kidding with this?), petrichor (now you are just being crazy.) (elainecorden:jillsies:tinycastles)
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My Mental Health column on Only Magazine →
In case you have some extra time on your hands. And while you’re there, check out the fantastic Only site. (Last time I do anything so shamelessly, I swear)
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Yeah this was kind of funny. But guess what? FUCK THIS MOVIE. [10 ‘chick-flick’ cliches you won’t find in He’s Just Not That Into You]
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Sounds Like...Canada?
WHERE IS ROCH VOISINE! culturite:These are the “Top 49 Songs” chosen by CBC listeners as part of their weird-ass campaign to make a “national playlist” for Obama. If these are the songs “that best define our country” we’ve got bigger problems than the budget. The Top 49 Arcade Fire – Rebellion (Lies) Barenaked Ladies - If I Had $1,000,000 Beau Dommage – La complainte du phoque en Alaska ...
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Maybe in the Matrix (where Heath Campbell is clearly from), everyone’s kids are named Hitler?
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SIX SIGMA - IT'S REAL! →
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Signs that you are old and crazy
- Checking the 14-day trend weather report obsessively - Allowing the trend to dictate your mood entirely
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Strangers in Pervadise.  →
Great Fifth Estate doc about Second Lifers who gave up their lives for “love” on the internet. There’s a lot of crazy going on.
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Oh Jeez guys, never break the sidewalk seal!
“In what has been dubbed the ‘worst escape attempt ever,’ two New Zealand prisoners who were handcuffed together as they fled a courthouse foiled their own getaway when they ran to opposite sides of a light pole, slammed into each other and fell to the ground.”
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That's not a headline
“Australian ‘throws girl to death’”- BBC NEWS As much fun as I think throwing something to death might be, I think the word “her” might be useful in this sentence.
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Somali pirates elude naval patrols to grab another... →
Man, these guys are awesome!
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“The generation that sat in lines for gasoline at the pump in their 20s and 30s...”
– Couldn’t agree more!! explosion commenting on Don’t let the door hit you on the way out [via] (via anthropophagous:robot-heart-politics) (via chuckmore)
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Whoops! Your boyfriends better start a blog...
“They shared their sad stories the other night at an informal gathering of Dating a Banker Anonymous, a support group founded in November to help women cope with the inevitable relationship fallout from, say, the collapse of Lehman Brothersthe Dow’s shedding 777 points in a single day, as it did on Sept. 29. or In addition to meeting once or twice weekly for brunch or drinks at a bar or...
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