Is That All There Is?

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 1st

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UM CUTE? (via videogum)

Oct 1st

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Might be mine - R.Kelly I believe in the world again - this is some REAL TALK people.

Oct 1st

Soooo-oooo I watched Paris Hilton’s My New BFF last...

Oct 1st

I'm your new lunch mom, get used to it

As part of my ongoing battle with the dark forces of food from downstairs, I’d like to teach...

Oct 1st

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Ugh celebrities, stop losing the election for America.

Oct 1st

Take a finger, lose a head Monsieur Pigeon. (via...

Oct 1st

PURE EVIL (via icanhazhotdog)

Oct 1st

Slug love.

Oct 1st

Just out of curiousity, is this actually a good way to deal...

Oct 1st

Crab rides jellyfish

I have the best visual going on in my head. (via alextypical)

Oct 1st

ha.

Oct 1st

“And I have never been an astronaut, but I think I know the...”
— John McCain Really? Well I...

Oct 1st

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Something must be wrong because this almost made me cry and I suddenly have a strong urge to date...

Oct 1st

pootee:(via risingtensions)

Oct 1st

WIN! cameronr:Mr. Brain’s Pork Faggots

Sep 30th

Thanks Cam! cameronr: Happy Ramadan, Amil!!

Sep 30th

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hahaha No Harold, you really didn’t have it locked did you? FUN FAIL!

Sep 30th

Get a job trashbag BUM!

Sep 30th

This is all I have left. (via Videogum)

Sep 30th

ADORBS!!!!!! March over to me you cute yet ominous bush...

Sep 30th

Uh, I’d call a three-way a home-run. ...

Sep 30th

wow. happy eid everyone!

Sep 30th

Welcome to your future.

Sep 30th

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amil + michael cera = pure magic chuckmore: Michael Cera on Letterman Buddy is adorable.

Sep 30th

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Zuul! Are you the keymaster? (via videogum)

Sep 30th

Tomato, tomahto. cameronr:deleteyourself

Sep 30th

I like this a lot. cameronr: Huma Bhabha - Untitled -...

Sep 30th

Not just for rappers anymore!

Sep 29th

Well if you need me I’ll just be CRYING ALL DAY. ...

Sep 29th

Ultimate gift alert! Also, will someone make me one that...

Sep 29th

Things that are weird:

NDP ads on Videogum Jeez dad, get out of my internet.

Sep 29th

Sep 29th

Get your neck up sir, that’s a terrible way to sleep. ...

Sep 29th

opposite of pro = noob EVERYONE knows that. the internet,...

Sep 29th

Dream wedding alert!

Sep 29th

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It takes awhile to get to the meaty lesson of this Drunk History, but the point is: DONT ELECT AN...

Sep 29th

Cadbury recalls 11 types of chocolate

Sep 29th

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This would make working a lot more fun.

Sep 29th

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Plastic Jesus - Cool Hand Luke

Sep 29th

Ha! The best part is that actually WAS your boyfriend last...

Sep 28th

seriously - the world has lost a very very good looking...

Sep 28th

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Ah, a wonderful movie. davidlook: Manhattan (1979)

Sep 26th

Will you make me some hair horses while you’re here? ...

Sep 26th

YUP!

Sep 26th

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How about some fun persian music? Googoosh - Hejrat

Sep 26th

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mireille mathieu - les yeux d’amour

Sep 26th

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France Gall - La Guerre des chansons

Sep 26th

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Fave Francoise Hardy song ALERT!

Sep 26th

We were just practicing defense techniques using a phone...

Sep 26th

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Chris Rock AND Flava Flav for President! (whoops just kidding, this video is pretty good) (via...

Sep 26th

Adorablog! cameronr: Look at this cute, little guy made of...

Sep 26th

One time I went to visit my friend Josh who worked at a...

Sep 26th

PETA wants Ben and Jerrys to use breast milk...

Sep 26th

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This is how it is.

Sep 26th

pootee: hollowgram (via oh carlyn)

Sep 26th

I’ve never had fake talons before and last night a...

Sep 26th

Everybody’s got too much time on their hands. (via...

Sep 26th

Somebody out there is doing a great job of entertaining me. ...

Sep 26th

blood icing alert. (via buzzfeed)

Sep 26th

“Bono praises McCain, Obama and Americans”
— Won’t someone please...

Sep 26th

"Plan B proposed for Mississippi debate"

Even CNN thinks they should abort.

Sep 26th

Baby Mama drama. Spoiler: the drama is...

What is this a movie review blog that only reviews movies after people stop caring about them?...

Sep 26th

L'il Wayne's Blog - he loves tennis, I love...

Sep 25th

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Good choice. Long though for your first time - I’d go quick and dirty. ...

Sep 25th

San Francisco - Guildford Mall ALERT! icanhazhotdog: I’m...

Sep 25th

Sep 25th

They make it seem so easy. davidlook: The Comb Over. The...

Sep 25th

Sep 25th

Relax, it’s just a shark with legs. You’ll only...

Sep 25th

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Looks like David Letterman is the new president of America late night programming.

Sep 25th

Wait a minute, those penises look like fingers! (via...

Sep 25th

I’m kinda gonna miss this face.

Sep 25th

And so I wondered, did millions of...

So the Sex and the City movie right?!!! I realise this “review” is a year too late, but...

Sep 25th

You are amazing Christy Nyiri (via okayfine)

Sep 24th

Seriously, let’s never break up internet. (via...

Sep 24th

Ha ha - why is the internet so good to me?

Sep 24th

My kids know me well. (via buzzfeed)

Sep 24th

YES. Where can I get this and how soon? ...

Sep 24th

It’s totally hot dog day on the internet. soupsoup: ...

Sep 24th

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This video is SO AWESOME! And did you know that Minnie Ripperton is Maya Rudolph’s mom?

Sep 24th

(via icanhazhotdog)

Sep 24th

unhappy face!

Sep 24th

It's national punctuation day!

Here are some of my favourites: ! ? ; ” ” ( )

Sep 24th

Did everybody die?

And is that why nobody’s emailing me?!!!!!

Sep 24th

Holy shit you guys! First they came for our...

Sep 24th

Why is food so hard?

I have to eat. I also have to work. 5 times a week I have to eat at work. I am too lazy to bring...

Sep 24th

DELICIOUS ALERT! soupsoup:eec:

Sep 24th

I spent a morning in John McCain's Virginia...

Sep 24th

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Her pussy is magic? Yours too? (via buzzfeed)

Sep 24th

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Yes, it’s that kind of day. Nate Dogg and Warren G - Regulate

Sep 24th

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Um WOW everyone - that’s your penis! That’s the WORLD’S penis! Stop touching our...

Sep 24th

Ha ha! Her thesis is on stupid hats (mine was obviously on...

Sep 23rd

Accidental FAIL. (hahaha you proved your point liberal...

Sep 23rd

Fuck it. That’s some cute shit. I could die right now...

Sep 23rd

FAIL. Here’s some excerpts from this party (from the...

Sep 23rd

Thailand is on sale!

(At least it is according to my spam. Check it out guys!)

Sep 23rd

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Over the Top’s final arm-wrestling scene. I’m totally crying so hard, way to get custody...

Sep 23rd

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How to commit suicide - the YouTube way. I can’t wait till these guys are CEO of the world!

Sep 23rd

And now let's hear from a YouTube...

Anon: “This video was flagged because jews did 9/11.”

Sep 23rd

We’re all the greatest generation! (via Gawker)

Sep 23rd

We can all hate Gwyneth Paltrow's shitty...

From Gabe at Videogum: “But if it’s at all possible for Gwyneth Paltrow to at least...

Sep 23rd

Yup. Because after the small pox and the raping and...

Sep 23rd

Whoops! Your mom’s barfing at the PTA meeting again.

Sep 23rd

So this guy keeps 6 months worth of garbage in his basement...

Sep 23rd

Designer vagina trend "worrying"

Sep 23rd

Chuck Bass: Hero or Antihero?

Sex hero totally! (via doree)

Sep 23rd

Google knows you’re a fat white supremacist who loves...

Sep 23rd

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Dammit Cam, I was gonna blog this. Women are my beat, get your own vagina! cameronr: Target...

Sep 23rd

Us brownies prefer the door thanks! icanhazhotdog: Garden...

Sep 22nd

So Wikipedia doesn’t always present the...

Sep 22nd

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Oh fuck, please watch this and please know that being exposed to this kind of insanity is the reason...

Sep 22nd

Early fish had rudimentary fingers,...

Sep 22nd

What was the #1 Song on the day you were...

Sep 22nd

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Is there a better teen dance movie than Fame? TRICK QUESTION! The answer is always no.

Sep 22nd

FAIL.

Sep 22nd

Wave pools = that kid’s pee splashing in your face,...

Sep 22nd

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I don’t know what to make of the new show True Blood. On the one hand, I watched a whole...

Sep 22nd

Hadron collider - SABOTAGED!

Sep 22nd

Sep 22nd

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Will the internet ever stop giving?

Sep 22nd

Babar! (via alextypical)

Sep 22nd

tears alert! chuckmore: ...

Sep 20th

“Listeria jokes hurt victims’ families”
— That’s the worst. You...

Sep 19th

That’s no excuse for touching that other guy’s...

Sep 19th

Slumming It In Surrey

me: what is this strange world i've entered. asiago cheese and prosciutto. my parents home is a tapas bar.
Amil: parents' houses are the BEST
me: i know. amazing. i just ate salmon off of some french bread with cream cheese. i'm like a god. or pharaoh
Amil: or a yuppie
me: if this is what it's like being a yuppie i'm in
Amil: duh. ME TOO

Sep 19th

I just bought 10,000 shares in David Look!

Sep 19th

Sep 19th

Does this mean Imoutsideyourwindow.com...

davidlook: I was developing a website that seriously had such a hot twist to Google maps it would...

Sep 19th

I always wanted to be an unwed mother.

131313thavenue: Adopt me.

Sep 19th

Who is Frand Sinatras?

davidlook: http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/Frand-Sinatras-Owl/

Sep 19th

But these might.

Sep 19th

No matter what you think, this will not fix anything.

Sep 19th

That cat has man-hands. (via icanhazhotdog)

Sep 19th

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“I’m a PC and I’m this ad and I try too hard to get you to like me, but if you...

Sep 19th

Chicago named America's most stressful city

Sep 19th

My recommendations for new Torontonians

1.) Don’t eat the sushi. Move on, you’ll grow to love rotis and hot dogs. 2.)...

Sep 19th

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I was JUST saying this. What happened to the good ol’ days of jokes and rhymes about leaving...

Sep 19th

Exactly how I feel today.

Sep 19th

Whoa Lego, we need to talk about inappropriate role models...

Sep 18th

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Scene from Saw 5. So here’s the thing about Saw 5: No, there is no thing about Saw 5 because...

Sep 18th

Jobs in Social Media

Sep 18th

This is gonna be the best hot dog stand EVER. ...

Sep 18th

The turtle gutting scene is the worst. (But also, I’ve...

Sep 18th

I’d do him. okayfine: I dunno, Lana. This is a...

Sep 18th

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Hello Student Bodies! I saw the “hot” girl on a commerical about tater tots the other...

Sep 18th

Always with the fucked up creatures you guys. Let’s at...

Sep 18th

Sep 18th

Why is this story: Engineer of wrecked train was texting on...

Sep 18th

Going east with the wind

I don’t know you, but my first official Toronto recommendation for you is to AVOID the sushi....

Sep 18th

A + J B = TLF (via okayfine)

Sep 18th

What do you say, Lana?

We WILL eat all the stock. And I can only work 6pm-6:30pm. And I forgot to get a license. And the...

Sep 17th

What do you say, Lana?

$576 Day Hot Dog Cart?” - www.hotdogcartsecrets.com - How To Start a Hot Dog Cart Today Step...

Sep 17th

Miracle?

Sep 17th

It WAS fun! icanhazhotdog: click this it’s so much fun!

Sep 17th

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Yes PLEASE. I can’t believe snowball fights with your self ever went out of style. I.B....

Sep 17th

“‘Low-risk’ murderer escapes from Bowden...”
— Oh okay. As long as he’s...

Sep 17th

DEFINITELY. (via davidlook)

Sep 17th

“His MySpace page says, “I love Jesus.”
—  Miley Cyrus’ (kinda...

Sep 17th

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Important work distraction. Chad Van Gaalen - Red Hot Drops

Sep 17th

Is there a disease that makes it so I...

Sep 17th

“Weight gain not intentional to dodge execution, inmate says”
— Hmmmmm???

Sep 17th

New Yorker piece on Sarah Palin's down...

“Isn’t that so true? I know that many times, in my life, while living it, someone would come...

Sep 17th

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Speak it Kells!

Sep 17th

That's pretty gay Chuck.

chuckmore: Last night I dreamt that i got married in Chicago on top of the Sears Tower. It wasn’t...

Sep 17th

Nine Types of Drinkers - Which one are...

The Nine Types of Drinker *Depressed drinker :Life in a state of crisis eg recently bereaved,...

Sep 17th

Amil + Justin Bobby = True Love Forever.

I can do this ALL day. icanhazhotdog: Amil Lana Amil + Justin Bobby = True Love Forever. I will...

Sep 16th

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People say… I eat too many CHOCOLATE bars. HAHAHAAHAH

Sep 16th

Amil + Justin Bobby = True Love Forever.

Sep 16th

My Husband Fell Asleep With Rubber Bands...

Sep 16th

That’s always happening to me too, only with ketchup. ...

Sep 16th

WOW! (via icanhazhotdog)

Sep 16th

Vegetable barley is not a good lunch.

Sep 16th

(via Buzzfeed)

Sep 16th

He’s a real one Trig pony. icanhazhotdog: I can’t...

Sep 16th

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Wow - thanks for this! (via alextypical)

Sep 16th

“The idea that “the people” will take on and destroy “the...”
— - NYT (David Brooks) Yup....

Sep 16th

LUNCH

Sep 16th

FYI my birthday is totally coming up (via icanhazhotdog)

Sep 16th

umcute!

Sep 16th

I think cold noodles are delicious. (?ew?) cameronr: As...

Sep 16th

OHMYGOD you guys, stay away from instant coffee and brazil...

Sep 16th

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Oh wow. It is so imperative that in order to convey your badasscraziness, that you lick your knife...

Sep 16th

It's a CNN kind of morning

Some find ‘Obama waffles’ offensive

Sep 16th

Sep 15th

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PURE SANUCES.

Sep 15th

Tanzen ist verboten 131313thavenue: This is a jazz hands...

Sep 15th

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Raccoon house party = UN(sure)CUTE? (via videogum)

Sep 15th

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SPACE OLYMPICS! You’re a WINNER!

Sep 15th

“L.A. teenagers are no longer playing end games...

Sep 15th

Uncle Leland’s hair turned white! (via chuckmore)

Sep 15th

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But seriously, of all the heads to see in your mind ALL THE TIME. I mean she’s blind and that...

Sep 15th

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Hey you! Get in to my car! (By “car” I mean stomach and by “you” I mean...

Sep 15th

Way less threatening than a hot beef injection. ...

Sep 12th

Sep 12th

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OMG TGIF.

Sep 12th

There’s a wall of TVs in the newsroom all tuned to...

Sep 12th

YES ALERT!

Sep 12th

RIGHT??

I can’t even tell you how many times a pigeon has almost flew into my head or EYE in the last...

Sep 12th

HA HA! Maybe we should change the name of the magazine...

Sep 12th

Cats I am Near

Sep 12th

Also not food - fetuses. Cut it out.

Sep 12th

DONT EAT THIS. Ox penises, you guys, are not food.

Sep 12th

HA HA! They are the FUTURE. elainecorden: Who are these...

Sep 11th

Never ask the internet for anything....

Sep 11th

HAHAHOHMYGOD PLEASE. NEVER. FORGET. THIS (via chuckmore)

Sep 11th

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This is actually called: “8:46 A.M. - A traditional, serious mime sketch about...

Sep 11th

If the world could vote. Shocking! Results!

Sep 11th

“I have come to believe, he is grateful to the...

Sep 11th

Why rednecks may rule the world

Sep 11th

What do you even say? I’m just really grateful the...

Sep 10th

“I want to know if she really thinks dinosaurs were here...”
— Matt Damon (via chuckmore) ...

Sep 10th

Please avoid reading this post if you...

SO I watched the first episode of the new season last night and prior to I was in a...

Sep 10th

What The National Post thinks gay people look like. Whoops!...

Sep 10th

I used to love Bond movies as a kid, but then they went and...

Sep 10th

UGH. Look at that kid’s mouth. And why does he have so...

Sep 10th

The cost of wars around the world - in easy to understand...

Sep 10th

Oh him? That’s just my dad. (via theaestheticpoetic)

Sep 10th

I sure regret being a pew sitting Jehovah’s Witness...

Sep 10th

“Anyone who thinks the [Large Hadron Collider] will destroy...”
— Prof Brian Cox tells the...

Sep 10th

Naked and Famous Denim

Sep 9th

Dammit! The ONLY thing I really want from my current iPod is...

Sep 9th

6 deadly martial arts moves!

Sep 9th

Nope. Wrong Levis. Living unbuttoned is called indecent...

Sep 9th

Pop vs Soda: A debate I can get behind. When we were kids...

Sep 9th

“‘Sweet and colourful’ Harper says he’d be...”
— Please stop the election now...

Sep 9th

Googling lesbian comedians yields unlikely results.

Sep 9th

Everything is a Cathy comic: Part...

The fridge is the saddest music on earth when the most tempting and nutritious item inside is a jar...

Sep 9th

Videogum : Worst Movie of All Time - Mr....

Sep 9th

Hey Cam

No, you’d have to find a stranger. They say one should never forcibly dip their quill in the...

Sep 8th

Oh hey! Oscar buzz for Mickey Rourke. This face is your...

Sep 8th

Totally me, right now!

Sep 8th

For next time

Toe cleavage at work is weirder than actual breast cleavage at work.

Sep 8th

Just some random photos from Sunday night’s book club....

Sep 8th

This is all true. cameronr: vanmega: OH COME ON!!! It’s...

Sep 8th

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It takes awhile for the climactic drunken flop, but totally worth it. But I think he should’ve...

Sep 8th

“…some women say that they love when their man...

Sep 8th

The internet makes me feel fat

I was really hoping this piece from MSNBC was going to be about Google ads and Facebook pop-ups that...

Sep 8th

This makes me so hard. okayfine: Yesterday 1: I leave you...

Sep 8th

Why are we obsessed with the Apocalypse?

Sep 8th

Condom Ringtone

Sep 5th

Weblog

So Stephen Harper has a Twitter account. It is seriously a good time to be a person in your 20s. ...

Sep 5th

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Sarah Haskins for President … of my HEART!

Sep 5th

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Jesus has really been up in my worldwideweb this week. Much like the Highlander,  there can be only...

Sep 5th

Spelling good is for communists and fags. Wake up America!

Sep 5th

“Sarah Palin’s Speech Raises $1M for Republicans; $8M...”
— Bloomberg News

Sep 5th

Listen

I just got this record at a garage sale last week! cameronr: Malcolm McLaren - Buffalo Gals

Sep 5th

And so it begins

As many as 300 homeless people, largely from the Downtown Eastside, are to be moved off the streets...

Sep 5th

Adam Loeb: A person's person

Sep 4th

The edge of a black hole: both accurately summing up both...

Sep 4th

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I know I’m probably going to jail just for posting this BUT you need to cut it out internet.

Sep 4th

Wie Gehts Amigos! chuckmore: When addressing a room full of...

Sep 4th

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Let’s face it: Everyone’s a pinhead! cameronr: Daily Show 9-3-08 - Throwing Their Own...

Sep 4th

Ginger hair photo exhibition

Sep 4th

America is so good at painting dogs to look like rocket...

Sep 4th

2hr season premiere of BONES tonight everyone! (Just...

Sep 3rd

A/S/L? okayfine: Because who doesn’t love skeevie dicks?!

Sep 3rd

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Because who doesn’t love Stevie Nicks?

Sep 3rd

Choosethesexofyourbaby.com

Sep 3rd

Funny because it's uncomfortable

me: i'm at 120 followers and i think i've lost a few over that rape joke thing
Amil: WHATEVER. that rape joke was the funniest
Amil: frankly sometimes just the word rape makes me laugh and i'm a feminist!!!!!
me: you should finish every statement of disbelief with "...and i'm a feminist!!!!!"
Amil: but only in emails to chuck
me: I can't believe how good that steak from Denny's was......and i'm a feminist!!!!!
Amil: AHAHAH
i just got fucked in the ass .... and i'm a feminist!
me: aaaaahahaha
Amil: seriously though
(via Cameron Reed)

Sep 3rd

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Hey, White America, can we talk? Are you feeling left out? Ignored? Why not watch this commercial...

Sep 3rd

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Japan is so fucked. This Ronald manages to be creepier than the clown version we endorse here at...

Sep 3rd

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YES!

Sep 3rd

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There are a lot of mental things happening around the launch of the Large Hadron Collider, not least...

Sep 3rd

20 examples of grammar misuse

Sep 3rd

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Ha. Ha. (via Videogum)

Sep 2nd

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It’s a revolutionary outfit!

Sep 2nd

UGH.

In astrophysics, spaghettification is the stretching of objects into long thin shapes (rather like...

Sep 2nd

I’m SO GAY for the internet and YEAH, who cares about...

Sep 2nd

Fuck Huuuuuuuuugh

Sep 2nd

Seriously. Between the cleansing and the crying and the...

Sep 2nd

“Bare-breasted Virgins Compete and Dance for Swaziland...

Sep 2nd

They let the Weiss Engel get away!?

Sep 2nd

Best election EVER. chuckmore: ...

Sep 2nd

The story of Google Chrome

Sep 2nd