August 2008
No Google!
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Get back emails I deleted? No. That’s like waking up the next morning and having to look at all the ridiculous text messages you sent the night before. I reject the cock of undeleted electronic information.
And
No, listen - she’s a polite, good christian woman with 5 kids (one has down’s syndrome, hello abortion issue) and her eldest son is serving in iraq - HE FUCKING ENLISTED ON 9/11.
This woman is untouchable.
elainecorden:
she just said “nuke-u-lur”
fuck. me.
“David Duchovny In Rehab For Sex Addiction”
– ugh. get that off my internet.
Turn around, bright eyes!
Picking a woman to be your VP isn’t blowing anyone’s mind. Been there, Geraldine Ferraro’ed that.
Now a black woman, that would’ve been something.
In related news, a pigeon almost flew into my head this morning.
UPDATE: I take it back. Hyper-christian hockey mom pro-alaskan national reserve drilling announced on the anniversary of women’s suffrage? Genius.
You guys forgot:
3a.)Making lots of money
And also : Grow up.
cameronr:
Typical Canadian Career Path: 1.) Hating Toronto
1a.) Hating Vancouver more 2.) Moving to Toronto 3.) Wishing you could move back to Vancouver 4.) Staying in Toronto 5.) Hating Toronto
“At least five people who saw Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at the March on...”
– (from the NYT)
NO PRESSURE.
A reason to believe
I haven’t been watching the speeches from the DNC at home, but last night on my way back after dinner I stopped into my favourite corner store to catch a glimpse of Bill’s address.
The best way to enjoy politics is with a couple of awesome and hyper-opinionated convenience shop owners who have CNN running all day.
You guys are the best!
Who owns the moon? →
Getting your John Cusack Movies Straight is a Good...
OH JESUS people. “2 Dollars! 2 Dollars!” That’s what the kid says. It’s a great fucking movie.
doree:
From [redacted]
to thedoreechronicles@gmail.com
date Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 5:52 PM
subject Freelance Payment / Better Off Dead
Sorry to email you out of the blue like this, but I’m a follower on your tumblr and was wondering if you could clarify...
I Sometimes Text Message People While I'm On The...
Oh please, I blog while I’m on the toilet. Don’t borrow my anything.
cameronr:
Don’t borrow my cell phone.
Ditto, Look
davidlook: At least I got to see you in a bikini. Can scratch that one of my list.
Crap emails from dudes
Crap Email From a Dude is my favourite feature of Jezebel and this particular email is so wicked-awesome. Imagine getting this in response to ANYTHING? Even if your initial letter was all “Sex, sex, sex, sex” this is still the crazy-insanest thing anyone could write back to anyone, ever.
“Nah, not the last person on the planet. I’m not having sex right now either. My gf...
Whoops
I’m wearing hammer pants at work and I forgot deodorant this morning.
If you guys are gonna make out, you should at...
okayfine: Now I’m talking.
cameronr: Should we just make out?
Who goes on holiday to Zimbabwe? →
People who like to have a good time.
Okay, now you're just making shit up
“…Rottweilers were not bred for fighting but gained a notorious reputation after being used in The Omen films.”
(This is from a BBC story! News people just get lazy on Wednesdays)
McCain's CELEB-STUDDED fundraiser
Patricia Heaton (from TV show “Everybody Loves Raymond”)
Gary Sinise (Forrest Gump, CSI:NY, etc.)
Dean Cain (played Superman on the TV show “Lois and Clark”)
Jon Voight (actor and Angelina Jolie’s estranged father)
Jon Cryer (from TV show “Two and a Half Men”)
Angie Harmon (from TV show “Women’s Murder Club”) and Jason Sehorn (former...
“Now, there is no thought or reverie. There is nothing but gossip and making...”
– Ben Stein, examining the technical ’chains with which we have bound ourselves,’ in Connected, Yes, But Hermetically Sealed. (via boutofcontext)
Oh shut the fuck up. I hate old people. I keep forgetting how awesome your generation was, can you guys make another movie about it or maybe just write an...
“I’ve wanted to pop out of a cake since I was little.”
– The lovely and maybe retarded Mariah Carey
Grow up Niazi
Ugh, why is my first response to any sort of suggestion or direction from anyone still:
“Whatever, you’re not my dad!”
Grow up Niazi!
“I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to be taken away. Her...”
– YOU are not possible Karl Lagerfeld.
“Elephant warms to baby she stomped”
– I hope someday I can bond with my child in the same way.
Everybody lovest the 90s!
“Bring back Crystal Pepsi” is the new Vote for Obama.
Exploding bat lungs! →
Did you know that former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss has invested most of her money in wind farms in Nevada?
