Is That All There Is?

“It’s almost like having another lover there...

Aug 31st

This baby is SO HUGE.

Aug 30th

Just another day at the office. (via okayfine)

Aug 30th

It’s all of my boyfriends. It’s a my boyfriend...

Aug 30th

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I’m gonna barf.

Aug 29th

No Google!

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Aug 29th

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okay you guys, i actually CAN see jesus in that moth. so-mazin!

Aug 29th

And

No, listen - she’s a polite, good christian woman with 5 kids (one has down’s syndrome,...

Aug 29th

“David Duchovny In Rehab For Sex Addiction”
— ugh. get that off my internet.

Aug 29th

Turn around, bright eyes!

Picking a woman to be your VP isn’t blowing anyone’s mind. Been there, Geraldine...

Aug 29th

YES PLEASE. (via tofuttibreak)

Aug 29th

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YUP.

Aug 28th

You guys forgot: 3a.)Making lots of money And also : Grow up. cameronr: Typical Canadian...

Aug 28th

Aug 28th

With my luck I’d accidentally sprinkle them all over...

Aug 28th

HA. alexbalk: I believe it’s of French origin. Huguenot, to...

Aug 28th

UMITHOUGHTTHATWASYOURCHESTHAIR SO UNCUTE! cameronr: UMCUTE!...

Aug 28th

“At least five people who saw Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. at...”
— (from the NYT) NO PRESSURE.

Aug 28th

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WHOA Jay Manuel, just whoa.

Aug 28th

Monkey-pigs? Cats with wings? CUT IT OUT CHINA.

Aug 28th

A reason to believe

I haven’t been watching the speeches from the DNC at home, but last night on my way back after...

Aug 28th

Oh that ass-breaking rock - so beautiful at sunset. ...

Aug 28th

Who owns the moon?

Aug 28th

Getting your John Cusack Movies Straight...

OH JESUS people. “2 Dollars! 2 Dollars!” That’s what the kid says. It’s a...

Aug 27th

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OHMYGAWD Sholanda. STOP IT. I love that Maury is like, the reason she’s here is cause she got...

Aug 27th

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Thanks for everything Maury!

Aug 27th

UNCUTE.

Aug 27th

I Sometimes Text Message People While...

Oh please, I blog while I’m on the toilet. Don’t borrow my anything. cameronr: Don’t...

Aug 27th

Ditto, Look

davidlook: At least I got to see you in a bikini. Can scratch that one of my list.

Aug 27th

Crap emails from dudes

Crap Email From a Dude is my favourite feature of Jezebel and this particular email is so...

Aug 27th

Whoops

I’m wearing hammer pants at work and I forgot deodorant this morning.

Aug 27th

If you guys are gonna make out, you...

okayfine: Now I’m talking. cameronr: Should we just make out?

Aug 27th

Goodbye summer.

Aug 27th

Who goes on holiday to Zimbabwe?

Aug 27th

Okay, now you're just making shit up

“…Rottweilers were not bred for fighting but gained a notorious reputation after being...

Aug 27th

UMCUTE!

Aug 26th

Why does this only make me laugh? cameronr: Don’t tell...

Aug 26th

McCain's CELEB-STUDDED fundraiser

Patricia Heaton (from TV show “Everybody Loves Raymond”) Gary Sinise (Forrest Gump,...

Aug 26th

Hhahahaha, totally! When I’m not shopping to improve...

Aug 26th

“Now, there is no thought or reverie. There is nothing but...”
— Ben Stein, examining the...

Aug 26th

“I’ve wanted to pop out of a cake since I was little.”
—  The lovely and maybe retarded...

Aug 26th

Mona Lisa as interpreted by Fernando Botero.

Aug 26th

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I’m quitting life because of this. She has a stockpile of weapons everyone. After the...

Aug 26th

Grow up Niazi

Ugh, why is my first response to any sort of suggestion or direction from anyone still: ...

Aug 26th

“I’m sorry, you’ve got to tell this woman that she needs to...”
— YOU are not possible Karl...

Aug 26th

“Elephant warms to baby she stomped”
— I hope someday I can bond with...

Aug 26th

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Whatever your feelings about Marc Jacobs, watching his creative process is insanely inspiring. Yeah,...

Aug 26th

Honestly, all elections should be chosen this way. Let the...

Aug 26th

Everybody lovest the 90s!

“Bring back Crystal Pepsi” is the new Vote for Obama.

Aug 26th

Exploding bat lungs!

Aug 26th

The saddest thing is I helped facilitate this. I have so...

Aug 25th

Bad meat alert!

Ummm 12 deaths is a lot for shady meat. No more sandwiches EVER.

Aug 25th

Women on Birth Control Pill May Be Attracted...

Aug 25th

You kind of ARE her. okayfine: I kind of want to be her.

Aug 25th

I would TOTALLY eat that. cameronr: 15 Images You Won’t...

Aug 25th

Can you believe they were Batmans?

Aug 25th

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Chemical party! I love the periodic table - FACT.

Aug 25th

CNN I missed you!

“Mom: ‘Why would I blow myself up?”

Aug 25th

Some Britons too unruly for Resorts

Aug 25th

Woody Allen Ha Ha

Aug 25th

Vote THEN Coke. (obvi) goldenfiddle: t-shirts. they make...

Aug 25th

Facial transplant donors scarce

Aug 25th

that bread is totally a dude. cameronr: That’s a tough...

Aug 23rd

Duh, Nyiri this happened right after Jesus was all...

Aug 23rd

Listen

somebody called this song the “motherlode” of rap this morning. i just laughed cause he...

Aug 23rd

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Worldview = shattered

Aug 22nd

Thanks peak oil. Something tells me I’ll be making a...

Aug 22nd

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So this is what happened while I was trying to watch that gross elbow video. I think I’d...

Aug 22nd

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OhmygodTedTheodoreLoganthisisthebest.

Aug 22nd

The next step is to recreate these using shamwows. ...

Aug 22nd

I will buy these for you Cam. cameronr: cameronr: Thank...

Aug 22nd

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UMCUTE, in a “this is retarded, get a job MSNBC” kind of way.

Aug 21st

Because nothing quite has the cold stinging slap of reality...

Aug 21st

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holy shit, made in germany cause germans make good things! this is why god invented credit cards...

Aug 21st

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I’d totally watch it. Also the “guns” have to go, the accompanying sound alone is...

Aug 21st

i don’t care if this has already been tumblred, i just...

Aug 21st

See this is what I'm talking about - a...

Aug 21st

what’s so freaky about a four-eared cat? we already...

Aug 21st

so what?

anyone else can’t sleep? anyone else feel like bernie mac had some secret disease...

Aug 11th

Adbusted cont'

um he also misspelled dialogue. moving on elainecorden: First: I don’t blame this person for...

Aug 10th

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Epic FAIL

Aug 8th

Colour me converted!

Aug 8th

You just got pwned by God! You’re WELCOME.

Aug 8th

And Breyers ice cream.

Aug 8th

I can’t believe I slept on this! cameronr: ...

Aug 8th

I hate PETA. They are almost counter-productive with their...

Aug 8th

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I’ve seen more lightening in the last two months in Toronto, than my last ten years in...

Aug 8th

I like where this is going, people. Keep up the good...

Aug 8th

I know we’ve already talked about this, but I think if...

Aug 7th

Someone should have a talk with whoever approved this ad....

Aug 7th

Funny metaphors used in high school essays

Aug 6th

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Hellmare of my dreams thanks for becoming a reality. Fail (and by fail I mean win because...

Aug 6th

why so slow?

i’m on vacation

Aug 6th

UNCUTE.

Aug 1st

These dolls are $112 ??? That’s racist.

Aug 1st

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I like it when documentarians infiltrate a rare and hallowed environment, so that we laypeople can...

Aug 1st

Too soon?

“Don’t make me stab you 60 times with a hunting knife and then parade your bodiless head...

Aug 1st

Petition to end fake raps

Aug 1st

The best (worst) headlines in the...

Brain cut open while patient reads Vonnegut - CNN (I dont even want to know.)

Aug 1st

This NYT story on web trolls is more fun if you imagine they...

Aug 1st

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Whatever, everyone knows Wheel of Fortune is for dummies.

Aug 1st