Is That All There Is?

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Love it. cameronr: black-maria: Cleveland’s Next Top Model (part 1), from the guy that made...

Jun 30th

Apocalypse now?

Thanks to Chuck, K has gone full-tilt on apocalypse scenarios and peak oil - leading to the...

Jun 30th

Friday spam alert!

What a stupid face you have here amil.niazi Enter my fantasy chamber Ah vanity and poor spelling....

Jun 27th

I tried to make them have dead bug sex but they were not...

Jun 27th

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K never cries, and only two films have moved him to tears 1)Armageddon and 2)Best of the Best. Must...

Jun 27th

(via chuckmore) I’d rather be saved by a Jesus-shaped...

Jun 27th

Chinese high school (with B.C. certification)...

Jun 27th

View of Chuck’s pond which is full of frogs and maybe...

Jun 27th

EEEW elegant single ladies in Toronto beware!...

Jun 27th

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Oh wow, those poor screaming catholic ladies.

Jun 27th

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Whoa The Wizard is on TV and it’s totally blowing my mind with it’s awesomeness. Fred...

Jun 27th

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I think I’ll just be watching this all day. See you later work. czupcaks: Lunice. (via...

Jun 26th

DIY Yahoo! Resignation Letter

Jun 26th

Overheard on the police scanner at work

Dispatcher: “Be on the alert for a tall male, dark jeans, dark shirt carrying a large bottle...

Jun 26th

A conversation in two parts

Elaine: What the frock, Amil. I sense a neo-Victorian agenda being shoved down my throat? Are we short on babies and traditional families? Are they gearing us up for World War 3?
Me: It's the Sex and the City backlash. Stop crowing and start crowning (as in your baby's head coming out of your vagina - the vagina that's too stretched out from having babies to have sex)
Leave us alone Globe and Mail Life Section, we don't need your shit.
Almost makes me wish I had a baby to abort in protest.
(hahahahha OH MY GOD JUST KIDDING.)

Jun 26th

Excerpt from former Gawker editor Emily Gould’s book...

Jun 26th

Still true.

Jun 26th

“Jakob Lodwick, the entrepreneur who still takes Ayn Rand...”
— From Gawker and seriously -...

Jun 26th

See Werner Herzog eat his shoe

Jun 26th

Neave Television

Jun 26th

You're making it too easy

Do you want to be a guinea pig? - CNN headline That bit of headline news is currently featured...

Jun 26th

Are all dwarfs HORRIBLE kissers?

Jun 26th

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I can appreciate the humour of this because I’m 49 years or younger.

Jun 25th

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ANDitjustgetsbetter.

Jun 25th

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Ohwow some people have too much time on their hands.

Jun 25th

This is how I feel on the inside.

Jun 25th

So there’s a new show on TV called The Baby Borrowers...

Jun 25th

Things never to say at work

A magazine called Diversity Inc published a bunch of things never to say in an office to certain...

Jun 25th

Gawker's 5 tips for managing...

I couldn’t agree more. Food: Can we get some free food up in here? Shut Up: Dude, you...

Jun 24th

Agreed. I always knew Slater was a creep. chuckmore: Wow!...

Jun 24th

What a little slut!

Jun 24th

UNCUTE

Jun 24th

Holy shit you guys someone is killing dogs...

Jun 24th

Visions of the future

One of my favourite moments this weekend was watching Chuck and K talk about living through the...

Jun 24th

Exactly why I Know Who Killed Me was the...

Jun 24th

Country ham

Spotted this weekend whilst driving to New York: 25 deer (living) 8 dead deer 2 groundhogs...

Jun 24th

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I understand that writing about how awful I Know Who Killed Me is like bringing up that drink Orbitz...

Jun 19th

(from Gawker) I would’ve killed for this job 2 years...

Jun 19th

Ha! Police Academy 10 chuckmore: Mahoney!

Jun 19th

Finally, let the healing begin

jessicacoen: Andrew 1: Knock knock. New York: Who’s there? Andrew 1: 9/11 New York: 9/11 who?...

Jun 18th

Is that a severed foot in your underpants, Slater, or are...

Jun 18th

ZOMG Another Foot!

Man, Vancouver is so lucky to have a mystery of such epic proportions washing up on their very...

Jun 18th

Azureus is Dead, Vuze Goes Social

Jun 18th

Put this in your ass-hat and get it to...

I love Google ads in my Gmail. They’re usually full of gleeful surprises. Not so much today...

Jun 18th

The reason I wake up in the morning...

Jun 18th

The internet wins AGAIN

Okay fuck, I don’t want to do this, but I can’t help it. “I want to submit a...

Jun 18th

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Here assholes, think about your own mortality while you piss the day away.

Jun 18th

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I will readily admit to having seen Transporter 1 and 2 but what the fuck is going on with this...

Jun 18th

“Ethnic Chinese in South Africa want to be reclassified as...”
— BBC Headline

Jun 18th

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Uh, I’m pretty sure the most inappropriate response to hearing about someone’s dead baby...

Jun 17th

Height extension surgery

Jun 17th

“The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly...

Jun 17th

All the news - summed up by one headline

LIVE: Floods, other news happening now - CNN That’s right assholes, CNN is not fucking...

Jun 17th

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Is that Eugene Mirman?

Jun 17th

What if you don’t have a chair handy?

Jun 16th

Useless piece of shit alert!

Jun 16th

Call me insensitive, but I actually hate seeing men cry.

Jun 16th

Headlines of the day

“Bicyclists ride naked to make point“  - CNN “Why does Steve Jobs look so...

Jun 16th

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Being a Christian Furry: So many levels of fucked.

Jun 14th

I’d eat it for free. standardgrey: I’ll give you a...

Jun 14th

Oh and also...

Tim Russert is dead.

Jun 13th

Not so gently into that good night

A friend just forwarded news of R.Kelly’s trial verdict. Not guilty means more sexy songs for...

Jun 13th

Obama sock monkey. Um, gonna go out on a limb here and say...

Jun 13th

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Bug in the mouth!

Jun 13th

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Jun 13th

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Not getting any work done now.

Jun 13th

Maybe men should start getting boobs on top of their balding...

Jun 12th

Apparently these black balls are limiting sunlight exposure...

Jun 12th

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I’ll be giving similar tours all summer.

Jun 12th

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Part 2

Jun 11th

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Paul Bernardo Interview - Part 1. In case you were interested.

Jun 11th

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That about it sums it all up.

Jun 11th

UMCUTE!

Jun 11th

Errrr. That baby needs an extra penis on his back like...

Jun 11th

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These guys got me through a long winter. rhinny: FUUUCK I’m so happy you love peep show too....

Jun 11th

Oh really

is kucinich really starting impeachment proceedings.

Jun 11th

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Maybe it’s cause she’s coming to town, but there’s a lot of Sandra Bernhard...

Jun 10th

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It’s the video of the day! chuckmore: Credit where credit is (two months ago) due. ...

Jun 10th

Indeed!

Jun 10th

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Don’t search “feminism” on YouTube, unless you want to enter a state of blind...

Jun 10th

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Jezebel featured this clip from Politically Incorrect. It stars every annoying person possible,...

Jun 10th

“Sleeping at work — more of us are doing it”
— The ever newsworthy, CNN

Jun 10th

Dog abuse!

Jun 10th

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David Byrne alert!

Jun 10th

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Thanks Elaine!

Jun 9th

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS...

Jun 9th

WuChess

Jun 9th

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NKOTB. Oh okay.

Jun 9th

UPDATE: Beauty the bald eagle whose beak was shot off is now...

Jun 9th

They asked for it

Who knew Waterworld would be so prophetic? “A husband and wife living in a second-floor unit...

Jun 9th

From the NYT - Couples force themselves to...

Jun 9th

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I’m seriously inspired. Too bad Diane Lane ruined her awesome career trajectory by doing...

Jun 6th

Get a new job!

I just got one of those annoying phone calls from my bank where they try to tell me about some...

Jun 6th

The chronicles of ridic!

This was one of Toronto’s snowiest and coldest winters, with temperatures hitting the negative...

Jun 6th

It’s true. If you’re wearing sweat pants from...

Jun 6th

Crazy squirrel lady

These mental squirrel pictures all come from one source and that source is the craziest lady that...

Jun 6th

Sadam Hussquirrel

Jun 6th

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Oh wow, it’s the Fabulous Stains!

Jun 6th

Resist change

There’s a giant controversy over changes to the Hockey Night in Canada theme song. People are...

Jun 6th

Food Courting - ridiculous beat poetry...

One time I bought a shrimp roll in the food court downstairs from my work place and when I picked it...

Jun 5th

He’s totally throwing the book at you!

Jun 5th

This McDonald’s Angus burger looks a lot better than...

Jun 5th

I nominate him!

Jun 5th

Oh thanks!

First thing in my spam folder: You look really stupid amil.niazi

Jun 5th

Behold!

Jun 5th

Oh my God, there is so much more where this came from.

Jun 5th

Teens' Nude Pics "Spread Like Wildfire"

Jun 5th

Where are they now?

I totally forgot Giuliani was the front-runner at the start of the primaries. What happened to THAT...

Jun 5th

Signs your kid is in a gang

A checklist for parents from the FBI: - Admits to “hanging out” with kids in gangs -...

Jun 5th

I really could’ve used this the last time I...

Jun 5th

Candy Spelling just won $180,000 playing slots in Vegas....

Jun 4th

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Good to see some things never change - like men’s ability to delude themselves in to thinking...

Jun 4th

This is a letter a writer named Bill Geerhart wrote to...

Jun 4th

What The Hell Happened Last Night

Note to self: Call David Look next time I’m in Vancouver. davidlook: My bartender asked me...

Jun 4th

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I would really like to see Renaldo and Clara, anyone know how to get hold of a copy? Painted face...

Jun 4th

Music Waste - June 4th 2008

Oh my God, I was gonna call MY band “Ejaculation Death Rattle.” cameronr: ...

Jun 4th

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Actually, I’m really surprised this doesn’t happen more often, or hasn’t happened...

Jun 4th

Speidiweb

Jun 4th

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Jun 4th

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Camel Punch!!

Jun 4th

Body Break!

I asked K. what goes in to a healthy shake the other day, besides fruit and he said: ice cream.

Jun 4th

My. Worst. Nightmare.

Jun 4th

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I just watched this commercial at work with my mouth agape the entire time. You mean it just sucks...

Jun 3rd

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First of all, I will buy anything from this man. Second, K has had to physically remove the...

Jun 3rd

This pretty much sums up my idea of the U.S. (via...

Jun 3rd

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Not that I don’t agree Harriet might be a tad touched, but I can understand that her anger...

Jun 3rd

Music Waste Pass Giveaway at Straight.com

Jun 3rd

“It’s funny how shaving beards seems to have some...”
— From my favourite YouTube...

Jun 3rd

Productivity

There should be some kind of painful jolt that electrocutes you everytime you’re tempted to...

Jun 3rd

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For some reason my work computer’s google search cache already contained the search: Freak Me...

Jun 3rd

Weedgate

Jun 3rd

As someone who has experienced first-hand the insanity of...

Jun 3rd

End Times!

I don’t want to freak anybody out or whatever but there are a lot of dead squirrels popping up...

Jun 3rd

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I could only watch the first three seconds because it’s just that fucked.

Jun 3rd

I have AIDS … ring? Oh, okay.

Jun 3rd

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A married couple attached by a 15 foot string for 24 hours. I can pretty much guarantee you that...

Jun 3rd

Huh.

“Vice President Dick Cheney apologized Monday for what his spokeswoman called “an...

Jun 3rd

Amil opines on Dr. Phil

And it’s true, I totally do! elainecorden: “i want to punch d-phil right in the bald!” ...

Jun 3rd

 YES PLEASE! I’m not much for tattoos, but THIS okay!...

Jun 2nd

And another thing! Celebrities need to stop buying drugs off...

Jun 2nd

CNN's iReport

I get what CNN’s trying to do with their whole : “Share your stories with us”...

Jun 2nd

Am I the only one that thinks it’s a bad idea for...

Jun 2nd

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I never heard of this before, but I don’t see what the big deal is. I perform select scenes...

Jun 2nd

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Um, maybe I’m missing something here, but WHAT?

Jun 2nd

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Numbnut!

Jun 2nd

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I saw “I’m Not There” last night  - the Todd Haynes Dylan tribute / biopic....

Jun 2nd

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YSL : Never Forget!

Jun 2nd

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My GOD I love Liza.

Jun 2nd

Jolene

Jun 2nd

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Yeah, you just go right ahead and nestle this between your tiddies.

Jun 1st

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Finally Fast! Ah the worst part is, I know tons of people who would actually buy this.

Jun 1st

via davidlook

Jun 1st

Quitter!

I’m pretty surprised Obama “resigned” from his church. Also, can you really quit a...

Jun 1st