May 2008
How to solve problems like an adult.
I’ve been out of town for ten out of the last 12 days. That means there’s been no shortage of dishes and crap piling up in my apartment. I was hoping that while I was away, you know getting shit done, SOMEONE would take care of the dish situation. When I got home yesterday there was dead animal smell emanating from the stacks of random food holders quickly gathering space in my already...
I'm not gonna re-blog the whole thing but:
Nice line Chuck. “Barbara Streisand swore she’d leave if Bush won four years ago, and look at her now… Actually I have no clue where she is now — she might have become a lobster for all I know”
Alert
Cam and Chuck got me hooked on this one Cut Copy track. Can’t stop listening. Hearts are on Fire!
Adopt me! →
A dog adopting bunnies? UM CUTE!
Classic ADAM.
chuckmore: Adam just submitted a 2500 word interview with Uwe Boll and has demanded that I run the entire thing. I’m fine with it, but he doesn’t understand that now I’m hung over and have to copy edit 2500 Adam words. And with words like Likje, wuld, otthe and Vietman all appearing in one paragraph… I mean, he could have at least spell checked. HA. HA.
Bloggers Wanna Know #1
davidlook: Should I watch P.S. I Love You tonight? Or Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox story? Please help. As someone who was recently forced (by the airlines natch) to watch P.S. I Love You, may I suggest Weekend at Bernies: 2?
Watchimpromptu dance parties are the best!
WatchWhat the eff, Chuck!? I totally had to turn this off when the towelling off begins. Not Safe for Work alert, unless you want people to think you’re watching early 90’s child porn. chuckmore: Really Creepy Sex Abuse PSA Let’s change that to really, really, really, really creepy… I’m crying.
Notes from R.Kelly's child porn trial →
Exciting!
Just so you know Cam, Jessica Eaton and I were...
me: mimi told me people were talking shit about me the other night
Brynna: people talk shit about you all the time- you're a pompous, arrogant know it all prick
me: really? i thought i was a nice guy
Brynna: why else do you think i like you??
Vatican believes in aliens
It’s amazing to me that it’s less of a stretch for the Catholic church to believe in aliens than it is for them to believe in birth control or gay marriage. Little green men? Yeah, maybe! Condoms and gay dudes? No FUCKING way.
And ......... scene!
So the plus-sized model, or I guess, full-figured girl won Top Model. Political alert! Why didn’t you work it out on the runway Anya?! I’m too sad to work.
Olbermann on Bush. →
This is a scathing and intense commentary, and every once in a while you have to check to make sure spit didn’t actually just fly out of Olbermann’s mouth and through the computer at you, but worth watching.
Question
What is “Death Cab for Cutie?” I know it has something to do with something and that something may be late melodramatic teen drama The O.C. (r.i.p) maybe? And does it have things to do with Panic at the Disco (!)* *For some reason, it was brought to my attention and retained in my mind that Panic at the Disco! is no longer exclaiming that there is, in fact, much panic at said disco,...
exercise is stupid.
So yesterday I took my first pilates class at my local Y and even though I’ll go back it was totally insane and super hard not to laugh at all the things happening around me while simulataneously trying to squeeze my abs and bum. Charro was teaching the class and I couldn’t understand a word she said and a girl with a wooden foot kept swinging her wood foot near my head and I swear...
“The less people know about the biography of either McCain—besides the torture...”
– From Gawker’s Alex Pareene. Also, ha!
A List of Ten Guys Who Should Stop Acting Forever
chuckmore: Al Pacino Ed Harris Harvey Keitel Jon Voight Denzel Washington Dustin Hoffman John Travolta Jack Nicholson Eddie Murphy Kevin Spacey On Notice: Samuel L. Jackson Bill Paxton Robin Williams Bill Pullman Jim Carrey Hayden Christensen Emile Hirsch Katie Holmes Daniel Day Lewis Mathew McConaughey You forgot Mike Myers, Dane Cooke, Kevin Costener and Adam Sandler.
“I actually started acting because I wanted to be in musical theater, which is...”
– I really, really hate actors. (via chuckmore) ME TOO.
ANTRoastChicken
This is so hard for me to say, but I’m actually sad to see Dominique go. There was something so maniacally sweet about her. However ugly and old she may have been (and still is obvs.) But obladee. Life goes on and things. There were a lot of annoying moments on this week’s epsiode. Example! Why does Nigel Barker keep insisting that Anya is an accidental model? She takes the best...
How about you go fuck yourself?
Apparently there is a limit to how many messages you can send on Facebook. And apparently I send too many and now I’m blocked! I receive so many retarded spam messages in my inbox for idiotic events that I will never attend (who fucking cares about a garage sale in Vancouver with Steve FUCKING Aoki!) but because sometimes it’s easier to send a quick message through Facebook rather...
Journal of a new COBRA recruit →
I just re-read this. Really and truly wonderful.
ANTM MAMAMAMAMA
Urm, I’ve been actually busy working at work so ……… - So obvious who was getting voted off right from the start. Did it make sense? Not really. Is this show more of a carny side show than a modeling competition? YES. - The whole, “How can Dominique still be on this show” question is like a snake eating itself in my mind. Every week the judges find a new way to...
