Old man take a look at my life!
Yesterday I was riding my bike through the park and nearly ran some little kid over. When I realised that I was about to barrel in to him, I profusely apologised. Only it came out sounding like this: 8 year old kid: !!! Me: Oh sorry guy. Guy? I’m an idiot.
Get in the Thunderdome!
Man!!!!! So, blah blah blah Julia Allison right? But the Baugher blog is getting soooo good and it’s totally like what I imagine an episode of 24 to be like (I wouldn’t know cause I don’t watch that stupid show) but for real! Suspense, drama, hair extensions, veiled threats, desperation. Best non-TV ever.
Hey Tumblr Staff
davidlook: cameronr: Your staff picks are boooooooooooring*. Your Killer, This Guy *No offense topherchris. I find you pretty entertaining. Dude, totally! The front page is a total bore. I realise the Tumblr circle is super small and they are only interested in very specific content ie: super boring content, but man switch it up a bit.
I'm in ur villages, stealing ur peenis! →
Sorry guys, it was totally me! I’ll return them, promerrs.
America's Next Top ... Fun Person?
ZOMFG. Over the TOP. - Anna Nicole Smith (or Whitney as she is sometimes known) is a pageant queen disguised as cheerleader disguised as a pageant queen. What is she doing on this show? - Whoakay Dominique, just hold on a minute. Why are your face and body two different colours in the Cover Girl shoot? - Really Lauren? You are really going to give up now? You’re in the top six of ANTM, this...
Clinton threatens to 'obliterate' Iran if Israel...
Okay, I’ve had enough. Several months ago, I would’ve argued that electing Hillary Clinton was important for the feminist movement. At this stage of the game I would argue that NOT electing Clinton is vital for the human movement. Confidential to Hill: Get a fucking clue. Desperation is a dangerous state for any leader, let alone the leader of the free world. Attack Iran? Saber-rattle...
Watch this viral breakdown go viral!
Speaking of Earth Day, it is 24 degrees here in Toronto, and there is not a single leaf on a tree. The earth is so fucked.
I don’t like the new Facebook chat feature. Gawker aptly summed up many of the reasons Facechat won’t neccessarily work, including the fact that people don’t want to be caught out creeping on Facebook 8 hours a day. On the other hand, I get hell of bored at work sometimes and would appreciate the occassional joke from a friend while scouring pictures of people I went to high...
I hope that everyone who voted for Bush feels personally responsible for the housing crisis, oil crisis, global food shortage, impending recession, global warming and polygamist cults. Cause it is totes their fault.
Housing boom in Canada over →
Consider your bubble burst Vancouver. Have fun reselling that condo in “mid-town.”
Your shitty CNN headlines of the day
No 2007 deaths on scheduled U.S. airlines That’s good … I guess? What does that mean? Lover asks ‘bus girl’ to be his bus wife Will you be my subway slut? How about my light-rail lover? 26-toilet mansion plans irk neighbors Oh thank God this is on CNN’s front page. I was wondering what happened on last night’s democratic debate, but this is way importanter.
From craigslist: Artist moving sale (Parkdale) Artist moving, has to downsize bigtime. Here’s what I’ve got: kitchenware - pans, bowls, glasses, steamer insert etc. decorative stuff - vases etc. 2 heaters magnet bulletin board office/school supplies - 3 ring paper, pens, ruler, 3 hole punch - and plastic drawers that can store them. plus size ladies clothing - stylish Ellen Tracy,...
Come on over, my floors are sticky
So ANTM last night. Big whatever right? - Fauxdrama with Fatima. Fauxtima. Will she get her travel documents? Would the producers and Tyra really make her go through all that hassle to get documents and then kick her off for missing her photo shoot to go get said documents so that she can travel to some exotic locale? Oh cruel misstress Tyra, you have a natural flair for dramatic irony. - Even...
man vs machine
I saw the future yesterday and it involves talking computers and tanning salons. 187 murder death kill
Urm, my dad is on Facebook.
So Marc Jacobs has this to say: “Yeah, I want a bunch of muscle queens at David Barton Gym to think that my body looks dope.” Does MJ really say ‘dope?’ Is it weird that I too want a bunch of muscle queens to think that my body looks dope?
I don’t want to brag or anything but I didn’t check my email once yesterday.
Can you reblog this shit?
Have you ever dreamt about a Canadian politician? I need to know. Send me the dream. I’m working on a story around the I dream of Hillary and I dream of Obama blogs. Curious to know if people dream about Canadian politicians. Or are they too boring to enter our subconcious?
To suggest that rape, when conducted without violence, is a serious crime is...– Nick Erikson, who, up until making that statement, had been some sort of British politician. (via chuckmore) WHAT THE FUCK. SO MUCH ANGER. RAPE IS LIKE BEING FORCE-FED CHOCOLATE CAKE? You really hit the nail on the head Nick.
You're my favourite
Uh, this is maybe the dumbest application Facebook has ever introduced. Favoritize Use our favoritize app to bookmark individuals you’d like to keep in touch with, but not ready to make a formal friend request to yet. So what you are saying to anyone you add with this app is “I don’t like you enough to formally add you as a Facebook friend, but I am interested in bombarding you...
Waste Not, Want Not →
cameronr: PLUG: A short blurb on Music Waste the Geogia Straight. My name is in it. Shh. ———————————————————————————————- It’s really amazing (yet odd) to see the Straight call Music Waste the “premier...
All the news you can use.
CNN’s top 5 most viewed stories: 1 Decomposing body in closet2 Child bride made late night call 3 Beck: 12-step program for U.S. 4 Tornadoes hit Texas, Oklahoma 5 ‘Idol’ finalist once had deal Okay number one and two I get, but Glen Beck’s weird “I’m an alcoholic broadcaster so naturally I know how to turn this country around”...
Ungh. My memory is rapidly deteriorating. I can’t remember anything. Why am I in this room? What am I supposed to be working on? What recent plague and pestilence can I blame for this all-encompassing, yet vague dread? Did I shower today? I need some rapid memory enhancers. Anyone?
Okay, I'm about to get soooper thinky for a min....
So for some inexplicable reason there is an overabundance of young-marrieds at my work. I guess they’re in their 30’s or whatever, but still. The other people I know in their 30’s don’t have it together. So what’s happening here? How come everytime I go to the bathroom I hear douchemarrieds going on about “husbands” and “bedroom sets” and...
Fuck off Max
“a common misconception is that poltergeists are mischievous spirits, and i can’t believe a that a SEEMINGLY intelligent blogger such as yourself would be so naïve as to propagate this misleading and ignorant belief. in fact, the Rhine Research Center in Raleigh-Durham, North Carolina, has led to the hypothesis among parapsychologists that the “poltergeist effect” is a...
cameronr: I just want to mention that all the washrooms in our office building are marble. The wall, the stalls: ballin’. I just want to mention that sometimes there’s blood on the walls in our bathroom. Menstruallin’!
Ipod is dead, trying to find some good stuff to listen to until 6pm. Then I no longer care.