Is That All There Is?

Portugeist

There’s some kind of crazy ghost in the new place. It tried sabotaging the alarm clock and...

Mar 31st

“Aunt charged in murder too obese for jail”
— Your CNN headline of the day.

Mar 28th

I hate moving.

Mar 28th

antm

- Just turn off your alarm clock Dominique - Hey Claire, you’re a mom maybe you should stop...

Mar 27th

Me on ElleCanada.com

Mar 26th

Sad, brain-damaged lady vs Wal-Mart

Mar 25th

My latest blog for the CBC is on the front...

Mar 25th

Important Fact.

I was a contestant on the game show Clips on YTV. Contestants answer trivia questions based on...

Mar 25th

I don’t want to blow your mind or anything, but...

Mar 25th

Original soundtrack from the TV series...

Mar 25th

grrrranimals.

So typical that I would get sick now.

Mar 24th

Apocalypse Cow! A buncha cows escaped out of a trailer...

Mar 20th

Really Real Talk

cameronr: You know why I’m not featured on the tumblr main page? The staff doesn’t want to hear...

Mar 20th

There's something rotten at my desk

Is it weird to eat boiled eggs at work?

Mar 20th

Goodbye Horses (or at least, goodbye...

- Why does Whitney gotta be so cunt-throat? She is on my list now. - How is Fatima going to call...

Mar 20th

Watch

There is a metaphor for life in here somewhere, but more importantly: DON’T FOLD ON A PAIR OF...

Mar 20th

Watch

That’s Numberwang! (This is exactly what shows like 1 vs 100 and Deal or No Deal feel like to...

Mar 20th

All in a day's work

Adam: oh dont even
have some more steroids
Me: have some more penis
in your butt
Adam: ok

Mar 19th

THEY DON'T CALL ME LIQUID SPEED...

Mar 19th

Whoops! I bought an energy drink called Liquid Speed cause...

Mar 19th

Cyborg 2: Electric Boogaloo

Rich over at FourFour did a cheeky review of the new movie Doomsday. I am ultra-crazy psyched to...

Mar 19th

What women want in a car, according to car...

Mar 19th

Some euro-freaks made this jacket of skin while pretending...

Mar 17th

There was a lot of this on the weekend.

Mar 17th

WhoopS.

Didn’t even notice that mustard stain until just now! Pretty good hotdog though.

Mar 17th

Flo rider

I rented an SUV this weekend to go thrifting. It was, obviously, the ballin’est.

Mar 17th

The language of the people

Here’s a headline from CNN’s front page: Massive wave swooooshes cars off road There...

Mar 14th

1 in 4 teenage girls in U.S. have an STD

For some reason this story hasn’t made as much of an impact in the big networks. If this...

Mar 13th

So last night's America's Next Top...

- What is up with Amis? Seriously. - I’m not going to get in to the misogynistic overtones of...

Mar 13th

Mar 10th

Am I right ladies!

How come every time I wear a blazer I feel like Paula Poundstone?

Mar 10th

So many things I learned from last...

- If certain evidence turns up, like for example: your watch has the Zodiac symbol on it, you...

Mar 10th

Of human bondage.

Me: Where are you?
My sister: At Burger King. Having it my way.

Mar 6th

4 year old drunk at school

Mar 6th

Today. Thanks for fixing that up guys. The plastic really...

Mar 6th

What lives in there? Glurg.

Mar 6th

My ceiling fell off. This was Tuesday.

Mar 6th

Watch

Don’t go gentle in to that good night, sweet lady of the dances.

Mar 5th

Patrick Swayze has cancer and only five weeks to live. ...

Mar 5th

Working-class addictions

Sometimes I take more than the daily recommended dose of vitamin B12.

Mar 5th

Underwater digital camera mask!

Mar 5th

Nine Inch Nails will pay you to download...

Just kidding, but they should because fuck them.

Mar 4th

Moment of Truth is television at its finest!

Mar 4th

In the 'hood, peeps be smoking...

Maybe you’ve heard about this memoir Love and Consequences written by a young white woman who...

Mar 4th

Worst editorial on women I have ever read.

Mar 3rd