Upside to losing old iPod is new iPod. Downside to new iPod...
Mar 1st
So this is about 800 tonnes of dead fish. They died from a...
Feb 29th
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I love these videos. Although I’ve noticed that they’re funnier while I’m at work....
Feb 29th
“Of all tyrannies,a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good...”
— Saw this on my dashboard and...
— Saw this on my dashboard and...
Feb 29th
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Oh noes!
Feb 28th
Things I learned from last night's CSI:...
Actually I didn’t learn anything from Rock of Love except that Brett Michaels likes phone sex....
Feb 28th
Things I learned from last night's...
- The breaking point for how many times a woman can be called a “dragalicious tranny” is...
Feb 28th
Please take a moment to enjoy some...
Urg. I’ve started bringing lunch to work instead of spending $800 a week on hairy falafels and...
Feb 27th
How people count cash.
Feb 27th
An exercise in passive-aggression or why...
I’m pretty sure my iPod was lifted on my flight home from Mexico, so I filled out a lost items...
Feb 26th
Study finds anti-depressants don't work.
Feb 26th
Too pretty to fly???!!!!
Feb 26th
What business is it of yours, Friendo?
So I got a toy cap gun at the dollar store yesterday on a whim, and let me just say it’s a...
Feb 25th
Diablo Cody is Julia Allison's hero.
‘Nuff said! And that concludes my coverage of either of those two.
Feb 25th
Film awards officially irrelevant
NO!! Not Diablo Cody. What were they thinking? Ratatouille had better dialogue and the joke in the...
Feb 25th
Un-America Awards
Just to pre-empt tomorrow’s U.S. cable networks: There sure are a lot of not-americans...
Feb 25th
oscar thoughts hour one
Why is The Rock allowed to be at the Academy Awards? Why are there so many montages? Why was...
Feb 25th
Things that are stoopid
This weird white dust accumulating on my hands while I eat this discount orange. The way my ten...
Feb 22nd
Friday barf-watch
Code brown on the nausea scale. No thinking about the word oyster or bugle. What if I accidentally...
Feb 22nd
To the lady behind me on the streetcar
1.) I know you kidnapped that baby 2.) Your british accent is an obvious fake 3.) You’re...
Feb 22nd
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I don’t need to tell you how amazing an underwater lake at the bottom of the ocean is.
Feb 21st
Things I learned from last night's...
1.) The tears of a clown can be painted on. 2.) Leaving your kid behind while you humiliate...
Feb 21st
20 facts about the Human Genome
Feb 20th
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Giant sea spiders found in Antarctica. Apparentely, all the disgusting sea creatures in Antarctic...
Feb 20th
Friday
Ants completely covered both beds in the first room. Fortunately, the only hotel in town was...
Feb 20th
Feb 20th
The size of a fist
Correction: Each wing is the size of a...
Feb 20th
Unidentified fungus on the ceiling of our room.
Identify...
Feb 20th
Thursday
Our boat guide in the witch town recommended a beach town 35 kilometres from where we were. He said...
Feb 20th
Ruins at Monte Pio
Feb 20th
Monte Pio in a tropical storm
Feb 20th
Wednesday
We had no destination in mind when we set out. Spazzes prevented us from driving much further on...
Feb 18th
Monkey Island.
Feb 18th
Bird Island (as seen from a tiny boat in the middle of a...
Feb 18th
Laguna de Catemaco (in the jungle!)
Feb 18th
Tuesday
Getting out of the city with the rental was a disaster. Pulled over by the cops out by the airport,...
Feb 18th
Dirt pile!
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
On the side of the freeway.
Feb 18th
Monday
Spent the morning at a cantina in Centro. Bright red pig fat not helping nausea, but hours of mezcal...
Feb 18th
You wanna be a man, ese? You gotta eat the worm!
Feb 18th
The back is made of keys. In case you didn’t get it.
Feb 18th
Sunday
Mexican flea markets are ludicrous. Between the aroma of fried banana and tripe and deep discounts...
Feb 18th
Found at flea market: woman with a penis.
Feb 18th
The view from Terry and Sandra’s place. Sure beats...
Feb 18th
Saturday
Ended with mexican karaoke. Thank God mexicans know the words to Like a Prayer.
Feb 18th
Bullet-hole barbecue.
Feb 18th
Mexico City from the air.
Feb 17th
Sawing wood at 9am
Was up at 4:30am yesterday and didn’t sleep till 3am this morning. Mexico City is beautiful....
Feb 10th
Puta madre!
I’ll be in Mexico for the next eight days trying not to get shot or have some lizard crawl up...
Feb 8th
Full Disclosure: I have seen Music and...
Cameron just put up a list of movies one of his customers rented. It is hard not to marvel at what...
Feb 8th
Well done you!
What I learned from last night’s episode of Criminal Minds/CSI NY: Battle Edition The Crime: ...
Feb 7th
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Someone just sent this video to me. If you can get through it without cringing, it’s good for...
Feb 7th
Check this out ... if you feel like it,...
I’ve been hesitant to plug work stuff on here, but our promos have kind of been buried on the...
Feb 6th
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So many questions!
Why are they monkeys?
Why do they have to die?
Why are their dead...
Feb 6th
Tyra is jealous of Oprah and a stupid liar.
Feb 6th
Man dies from Q-tip in the ear!
Feb 5th
DIBS!
There’s a lot going on in this ad, but for me the clincher is the way this person spelled the...
Feb 5th
"4-way musical battle for top Juno...
Ahhh, sooooooo …… where is the news here? Don’t the exact same four artists get...
Feb 5th
So then I had to ask myself, are men...
Last night I accidentally watched the pilot of Sex and the City on TV. It’s pretty amazing...
Feb 4th
NYT piece on the escalating violence in...
Feb 4th
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Bill Kristol on Fox News Sunday talking about how white women (apparentely, the only people voting...
Feb 4th
My mom used to dress us up like triplets.
Feb 2nd
FACT
Don’t give a haircut while laughing. There will be bald spots!
Feb 2nd
There’s no better way to hold cigarettes.
Feb 2nd
Privileged rage
Feb 1st
Talking to spam
My junk mail folder: "Your new schlong will win more prizes!"Me: Where?! At the carnival?
Feb 1st
Do.Not.Want.
How did we let football hijack an entire Sunday with their insanely boring game? I don’t know how...
Feb 1st
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I used to like Gatorade A LOT. It was like a healing drink from the gods.
Feb 1st
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Then I found out it was mostly made of oil. Oil is not a healing drink from the gods!
...
Feb 1st