Vaya con CIDA
On Mexican vacation scraping donkeyballz. Don’t abandon me just I cause I won’t be...
Dec 30th
WORSTMAS
Okay I’m out.
Dec 24th
I don’t know how this picture of my foot got on the...
Dec 24th
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Oh man! THIS GUY.
Dec 24th
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Yes, they look adorable doing it, but elephants are not supposed to play in SNOW.
Dec 24th
Spirit of Christmas! Panda Power!
Dec 24th
“Orangutans can help each other get food by trading...
Dec 24th
A guide to not hitting on me.
Dead on, David. She sounds like a real prune. Give the guy a break, at least he was willing to admit...
Dec 24th
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Hot, stinky flower releases dead donkey smell to attract flesh-eating insects that normally prefer...
Dec 23rd
BLAST KNUCKLES!!!
Give it to me.
Dec 23rd
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Best Mortal Kombat fight.
MASSAGE HIM!!!
Dec 23rd
Yes!
Dec 23rd
Let’s hit San Francisco! Back room styles (wink wink)
...
Dec 23rd
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R.Kelly’s response to Beyonce’s If I Were A Boy.
Whatever, I’ll post anything R....
Dec 23rd
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On the one hand, this kid’s super cute and he cooks. On the other hand STAGE MOM ALERT. Why...
Dec 23rd
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It’s a water skiing squirrel! Happy Christmas
Dec 23rd
Yeah, I’d cry too if I was a satanic ginger baby.
Dec 23rd
Oh donkeys!
(via okayfine)
Dec 23rd
Stranger randomly shoots and kills...
WHOA, that was totally last week’s episode of Criminal Minds.
Dec 23rd
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Genius!
okayfine:How To Seduce Women Through Hypnosis
Dec 22nd
Ancient visual paths guide blind man's sight
Dec 22nd
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BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!
Flirting with magic. So rapey! Where did her dress go?
Dec 22nd
iBreath
“The iBreath is an accessory for your iPod that functions just like a breathalyzer. To use the...
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
I love the Sugar Bush Squirrel. So many fond memories.
...
Dec 22nd
PETA protesters are the absolute worst.
Dec 22nd
NYPD: Cop 'fooling around' with gun...
Totally. Happens to me all the time.
Dec 21st
K doesn’t believe you, but as someone whose father...
Dec 21st
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Oymyakon is the coldest inhabited place on earth. Tomorrow’s temperature is an expected -63....
Dec 19th
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This Cheetah “lady” is so much of Awesome. So much.
(via buzzfeed)
Dec 19th
Good news!!!! This family welcomed their 18th child into the...
Dec 19th
Kids really do say the darndest things.
Dec 19th
It’s not too late if you haven’t finished your...
Dec 19th
No! Let’s just don’t even fuck around you guys....
Dec 19th
YES!!! The internet can go to bed tonight. Good work...
Dec 19th
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Seriously - Dolls, the movie. Plastic scares!
Dec 18th
Ugly? No way! These guys are the best.
Dec 18th
LAAAAAAAAAME!!! Glargh, I can’t believe boring...
Dec 18th
The snake eats its own tail!!! This is...
chuckmore: Oh man, dill pickle pringles? Lez Intertubez? So funny! Good thing you came along and...
Dec 18th
I use the Flip Ultra digital video camera on a regular basis...
Dec 18th
Let me smell yo D!
This is the year that keeps on giving!!! “Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man...
Dec 18th
The Smoking Gun has 2008’s Best Mugshots of the Year....
Dec 18th
The movie “Dolls” haunts me to this day.
Dec 18th
Granted, this Fort McMurray resident lives in a tent in the...
Dec 18th
Sure it’s cute now, but if you were hanging around...
Dec 18th
This was on the streetcar this morning. It’s a...
Dec 18th
"Tumour in Colorado newborn's brain...
This day is off to a horrible (disgusting) start.
Dec 18th
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Aretha’s going to play at the Presidential Inauguration.
So jealous!
Dec 17th
Some sage advice from your mom (She's so...
“They call them Happy Meals, but they won’t be so happy when they get juvenile diabetes,” she said,...
Dec 17th
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Seriously!? This guy could sell me anything. ANYTHING. It’s like he’s talking just to...
Dec 17th
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Nanowar - To Kill The Dragon You Need A Sword
Totally my new favourite band.
Dec 17th
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I remember this song, and I remember it well.
vortexvoid:131313thavenue:chuckmore:
Eddie Murphy...
Dec 17th
Oh wow that makes me kind of sad. It used to make me feel...
Dec 17th
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I know we’re all supposed to think this is really cute and precious but I find it more than a...
Dec 17th
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Here you go, Mr. Belding doing karaoke.
Have you seen my childhood?
Dec 17th
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You know what? After watching this White House Christmas special I can only think one thing.
4 MORE...
Dec 17th
More quotes from your favourite dad
Hey, it’s Adolf Hitler Campbell’s dad again! Today CNN has decided to pick up the story...
Dec 17th
I just died. If I could give birth to this, I TOTALLY...
Dec 16th
Awesome!
Dec 16th
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Nanowar - True Metal of Steel
I highly recommend going through Nanowar’s songs on Youtube and...
Dec 16th
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Sometimes the internet lets us down.
(via videogum)
Dec 16th
STEEL TEARS!
Dec 16th
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I’ve watched this trailer close to 30 times. I need to see this movie.
The Room - Written,...
Dec 16th
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2008!
Dec 16th
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That’s too many dolphins. They can read minds!
(via buzzfeed)
Dec 16th
Great idea you guys!
“Nude models strip to protest low pay” - CNN
Dec 16th
I wish Tumblr had a "I do not like this"...
Dec 16th
It’s official! These two goofs are responsible for the...
Dec 16th
1. Cute
2. I can’t believe you named him after the...
Dec 15th
It's time to cut your balls off sir
Oh the story about the family who named their eldest child Adolf Hitler Campbell! The pharmacy...
Dec 15th
Not Suitable For Anything
Hey guys, if you’re going to post a link to a butt sandwich or naked German shit sex, please...
Dec 15th
Baby Pyramid Scheme!!
Looks like somebody released the Dreadnought!
Dec 15th
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Ah the Art of Meeting Men. Everyone knows that reading a sports magazine and encouraging their...
Dec 15th
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On the one hand, I watched the movie Death Race last night and it fulfilled its duty as mindless...
Dec 15th
UNCUTE!!!! UNCUTE!!!!! (plurgh!)
animalinsider:The Purple...
Dec 15th
That was a great idea for your face.
I don’t want to...
Dec 15th
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Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifinakis and that Don Draper guy.
Stewart Turkey Link.
So many...
Dec 15th
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I love Maury. Cotton ball man was the best. They should do a special with people terrified of not...
Dec 15th
Ugh. THAT EYE!
(via icanhazhotdog)
Dec 15th
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K loves this game.
vortexvoid:i started my new job on wednesday. this is EXACTLY what it’s like.
Dec 13th
Rahm Emanuel: Let's get married right...
My ladybone just extended to its full 9.5 inches (fully functional). A conversation between Rahm...
Dec 13th
Reblog for Jesus please
My friend is working on his thesis film project and he needs some office slaves who love to decorate...
Dec 13th
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Kate Bush - Hounds of Love
Dec 12th
LET’S DO THIS!
icanhazhotdog:I knew I’d find my dream...
Dec 12th
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This puppy’s evil! In league with Satan!
Awesome death metal puppy!
(via videogum)
Dec 12th
I really hate this guy. He’s like the Helen Hunt of...
Dec 12th
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Ewwers! I also don’t “fuck with no bugs!”
(via videogum)
Dec 12th
Give it to me.
animalinsider:Panda-Dog
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Venom - In league with Satan
Dec 12th
BATHING IN KFC SINKS IS A THING THAT HAPPENS?
Teenagers are...
Dec 12th
DOWNER ALERT!!!!
Studies show that zoos are contributing to...
Dec 12th
The moon will sail as close as 350,000 km from the...
Dec 12th
Vote for my tumblr on Miss604's Best...
OH GOD. Doonesbury gets nominated by Cathy. cameronr: I’ve been nominated for two new awards this...
Dec 12th
Answer: Laurence Fishburn
Question: It doesn’t even matter.
Dec 11th
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What happens here exactly?
Powder 2: A movie I’d now like to see.
(via videogum)
Dec 11th
I'm full of good ideas: Part 12
Beratingtons : A family restaurant.
Dec 11th
Wow, Sally Jheri Curl is amazing, so is Tranny All Dolls.
...
Dec 11th
“Hey guys, remember the BEST DAY EVER? Man, that was the best...”
— - Elaine Is that the day that...
— - Elaine Is that the day that...
Dec 11th
Forget it Jake, it's Gooftown
Piece of shit.
Dec 11th
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Oh ho ho. The name of the game is BALL BUSTER!
Ahh, games for kids.
Dec 11th
IS THIS FUCKING REAL BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK??
I’M...
Dec 11th
OOOPS!!
So when I saw this headline: “Musicians back campaign against audio torture,” I thought...
Dec 11th
Whoopsy-doodle! Somebody switched the prop knife for a real...
Dec 11th
Because they are idiots. That about sums it up for a lot of...
Dec 11th
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It would be great if someone could combine this How it’s made: Condom edition with How...
Dec 11th
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Videogum’s Best Viral Videos of 2008.
All the classics are here. Wow, it’s been a GREAT...
Dec 11th
It’s official: The internet has made me an asshole.
...
Dec 11th
BLARF.
It’s your UGH news daily. So the new Gossip...
Dec 11th
Let’s do this.
excitablehonky:christinahaberkern:...
Dec 10th
This is the umbrella I take to church.
Dec 10th
Oh nevermind me, I’m just having a nap.
Dec 10th
Holy shit, look at that extended foot!!!
That is not a...
Dec 10th
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I completely agree that Nami is a toilet tramp.
Kevin (a.k.a. Bill) is trawling the toilets,...
Dec 10th
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Here’s the description on this video:
Jinho is vaguely excited about his first day at school....
Dec 10th
Well okay then.
(via buzzfeed)
Dec 10th
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Aretha Franklin - Don’t play that song for me
(Everybody in a caftan ‘09!)
Dec 10th
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A kitten who loves brocolli? Now this I’ve never seen.
Dec 10th
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You kind of have to wait for it, but “Binventor” definitely made me laugh.
This Vincent...
Dec 10th
Oh this? Oh it’s just a Slanket. You know, a blanket...
Dec 10th
UGH, your Canadian mom is the worst
Here’s what Canadians are Googling the most: Facebook YouTube Lyrics Weather Games...
Dec 10th
Good news! Scientists have confirmed a giant black hole at...
Dec 10th
STEEL HUGS!
...
Dec 10th
Your mom Googled "Facebook" 85,000 times...
Google’s top ten global queries for 2008: Sarah Palin Beijing 2008 Facebook login...
Dec 10th
NYABINGHI!
animalinsider
Dec 9th
It's not necessarily a huge deal ...
But my headphones are wrapped completely around my chair and I’m stuck to my computer, plus...
Dec 9th
"They look like the firm of Date- Rape,...
LEMON!
Dec 9th
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I relate to Lemon way more than I should.
Dec 9th
FLURGH!
animalinsider: Mimic Octopus
Dec 9th
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How It’s Made: Hot Dog edition
Sorry “FACTS” and “SCIENCE” I...
Dec 9th
Oooh Islamoversy! Does this baby doll say “Islam is...
Dec 9th
It really is awesome, I’m not doing anymore work...
Dec 9th
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The Day the Snorg Tees Stood Still.
Hey, this movie looks so good. Really, really amazing. Remember...
Dec 9th
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Fucking kid. URGH. The grossest part of this whole thing and there are SO MANY gross parts is that...
Dec 9th
I WISH!!
Dec 9th
Totally no big deal or whatever ...
BUT Tom Cruise was in the broadcast centre yesterday. So basically I was in the same building as...
Dec 9th
What's with that? Observational humour...
Okay, seriously, the house band for Jimmy Fallon’s late-night show is really The Roots?...
Dec 9th
If Karl Lagerfeld makes a silent movie about Coco Chanel,...
Dec 9th
I wish animals really were hanging out like this.
(via...
Dec 9th
Part of the Brit Insurance Design of the year 2009...
Dec 9th
This story is your monkey boyfriend
Woman convicted after smuggling monkey into U.S. disguised as her fetus.
Dec 9th
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Target Women’s Sarah Haskins on Twilight? Yes!
Also, I’ve been reading the books and...
Dec 8th
Oh Surrey! Always with the robbing
Dec 8th
What else do you get the cat who has everything?
(via...
Dec 8th
There is honestly nothing more annoying than sharing an...
Dec 8th
It’s definitely not the first dick on Fox.
(via...
Dec 8th
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I ate a grape and I … jizzed in my pants?
SNL digital short. It’s no Ras-trent, but...
Dec 8th
This isn’t news to me because K complains on a regular...
Dec 8th
Nanophobia - maybe it IS real!
There are a lot of ridiculous headlines in BBC’s most viewed list today, but this is my...
Dec 8th
Canada ranked second most work-stressed...
Outranked by Japan, because they have robots. NO SURPRISE HERE! It’s only 11:30 and I’m...
Dec 8th
Um SO CUTE (but on the other hand if I opened a coconut and...
Dec 6th
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Yup! We got that kibble.
(via Videogum)
Dec 5th
Further evidence that as soon as you work in any sort of...
Dec 5th
Best of 2008: Top five legitimate...
I told you we sold your laptop cable into slavery and when it came back I honour killed it for being...
Dec 5th
This is something I need.
okayfine:Nice Jewish Guys -...
Dec 5th
I’ll be in Mexico city in a few weeks - place your...
Dec 5th
Jealous.
Dec 5th
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Oh. My. God. There are a lot of people in television who take EVERYTHING way too seriously. I...
Dec 5th
This is a gun that fits in your palm. Wish list!
Dec 5th
!!!! Nightmare fun
animalinsider:The Most Disturbing...
Dec 5th
No big deal. I just tattooed a bowtie on my neck because...
Dec 5th
You know what kind of sucks for the ocean? Blowing up a...
Dec 5th
Man killed for 'hogging karaoke'
A Malaysian man has been stabbed to death for refusing to stop singing and hand over the microphone...
Dec 5th
Ha, those were such innocent times, knowing what we know now...
Dec 5th
I know it's wrong to laugh at this kind...
“It was to be the marriage proposal of a lifetime, a question popped in the most romantic...
Dec 5th
HOLY SHIT!
bobbydigital:Just for you Amil, Hoobastank’s The...
Dec 5th
If a vagina isn't used can it heal up and...
Dec 4th
Passport offices operating EXACTLY as I...
“A review by Canada’s federal privacy commissioner has found passport offices failed to...
Dec 4th
Okay look alive everyone! Cartoonizer is the best.
This is...
Dec 4th
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OH feminists! You’re right, animals don’t belong on CDs.
That is the sound of my...
Dec 4th
Prorogies for everyone!
Hair dumplings
Dec 4th
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So true! Lots of funny.
animalinsider:Goats Are the Funniest!!!
Dec 4th
Steam punk garbage octopus?? NEXT LEVEL
Dec 4th
This clown glove is your boyfriend.
Dec 4th
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Oh sure, you’re thinking “how cool is that squid with elbows?!” Until you realise...
Dec 4th
Nanophobia = Psychological disorder invented solely to fill...
Dec 4th
Can we just focus on what’s important for a minute?...
Dec 4th
A Sarah Palin haiku
“Haiku” These corporations. Today it was AIG, Important call, there. (via slate)
Dec 4th
What makes you click?
Dec 4th
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Donkey Punch: The movie.
Finally! I can’t wait for Dirty Sanchez two.
Dec 4th
Thanks Upton!
Dec 3rd
Did Christians Cripple Our Economy?
I think it’s safe to say The Secret is ALWAYS to blame. chuckmore: One could just as easily...
Dec 3rd
Russian-ball inspirations by Karl Lagerfeld. If you’ve...
Dec 3rd
ENOUGH! Please, OHGOD, please, I never,...
This entire paragraph from Buzzfeed makes me want to murder-suicide WHILE WEARING AN AMERICAN...
Dec 3rd
Chuck Bass and Vanessa in real life? BARF. The...
Dec 3rd
Sounds about right.
Dec 3rd
Totally cute. Totally my worst nightmare. Keep those...
Dec 3rd
Italo Calvino videogames???!!!
Dec 3rd
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Your mom’s making videos again.
Nice bodysuit.
(via videogum)
Dec 3rd
Honkey grandma be trippin!
Those words were spoken on Jeopardy last night. Highlight of my year!!!
Dec 3rd
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Odetta - R.I.P.
Dec 3rd
UMMM, please don’t blog my photo around the internet....
Dec 2nd
She just wants a life beyond Thunderdome! APOCALYPSE
...
Dec 2nd
Um Cute!
Dec 2nd
“Yeah, we’re closer than ever. Mitch [Hurwitz] is really...”
— !!! I just blue myself. Ron...
— !!! I just blue myself. Ron...
Dec 2nd
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Apocalypse. Get into it.
Dec 2nd
Pay up
My friend Jessica is owed a lot of money by a company called Mindblossom. Read about her peril here.
Dec 2nd
Will Carine be the new Anna? I really hope so, I...
Dec 2nd
She better back off.
skeetonmischa
Dec 2nd
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People in Japan eating marshmallows on a string is also a game show in Japan.
Japan is your...
Dec 2nd
Every single album the Fat Boys ever released...
Dec 2nd
Just another early morning walk for me.
(via cameronr)
Dec 2nd
Opening lines from the contestants on...
Simeon: Hey, can you guys tell me what movie is this from: “nobody puts baby in a...
Dec 1st