Vaya con CIDA
On Mexican vacation scraping donkeyballz. Don’t abandon me just I cause I won’t be Tumblering for a few.
Okay I’m out.
A guide to not hitting on me.
Dead on, David. She sounds like a real prune. Give the guy a break, at least he was willing to admit he’d never heard of the author, but that the book “seemed cool.” I’ll take genuine curiousity over pseudo-intellectual posturing anyday. davidlook: Him: light hearted, probably a bit goofy and willing to try/learn something new. Her: Uptight and likely a bore. Wears wool in...
Hot, stinky flower releases dead donkey smell to attract flesh-eating insects that normally prefer actual dead donkey! Science.
R.Kelly’s response to Beyonce’s If I...
On the one hand, this kid’s super cute and he cooks. On the other hand STAGE MOM ALERT. Why are you making your kid do this?
Stranger randomly shoots and kills people on the...
WHOA, that was totally last week’s episode of Criminal Minds.
Ancient visual paths guide blind man's sight →
This story is seriously amazing. Read it if you have time. The human brain you guys!!
“The iBreath is an accessory for your iPod that functions just like a breathalyzer. To use the iBreath, you just exhale into the attachment, and your iPod will tell you what your blood-alcohol content is in seconds. If you’re over the limit, it sets off a handy little alarm to let you know it’s time to pull over the car and sleep in a ditch somewhere.” Okay, great. Now if...
NYPD: Cop 'fooling around' with gun shoots wife in...
Totally. Happens to me all the time.
The snake eats its own tail!!! This is just like...
chuckmore: Oh man, dill pickle pringles? Lez Intertubez? So funny! Good thing you came along and provided an even sadder image for us all to chuckle about. The blogger sitting in front of his laptop, obsessing over a different blogger, and using the most cliched blogger stereotypes ever invented… to blog about him. And then here I am, blogging about you blogging about me! (something something...
Let me smell yo D!
This is the year that keeps on giving!!! “Police are seeking an arrest warrant for a man accused of hitting his wife after she asked to smell his penis to determine whether he was cheating with another woman, according to a police report released Wednesday.” Full story.
"Tumour in Colorado newborn's brain contained...
This day is off to a horrible (disgusting) start.
Some sage advice from your mom (She's so crazy!)
“They call them Happy Meals, but they won’t be so happy when they get juvenile diabetes,” she said, pointing out a room full of elementary school kids chowing down on burgers and fries. (Wise (insane) words from “Anti-obsesity activist” because that is a thing now, MeMe Roth.) Get a real name MeMe, then mabye we’ll pretend to listen to what you have to say.