Opening lines from the contestants on...
Simeon: Hey, can you guys tell me what movie is this from: “nobody puts baby in a...
Dec 1st
Nyabinghi!
(via cameronr)
Nov 30th
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I love sax solos!! Ultimate. Can someone remix this for me so it’s just sax?
Nov 30th
How Many People Do You Know With Breast...
I know one. cameronr:I think I only know two. That doesn’t seem like as many as it should be.
Nov 28th
An 84-year-old woman kept warm by covering herself with 50...
Nov 28th
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I hate your generation. (Good work tweens, this “video” got almost 300,000 views)
Nov 28th
Great music, looks like a garbage clown.
cameronr:Nah...
Nov 28th
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Midget Muay Thai. It’s happening.
Nov 28th
Wal-Mart employee killed by Black Friday...
Nov 28th
New Gmail Features
It’s the skin tree! cameronr: I guess they’re okay, the best part is being able to say ‘I...
Nov 28th
Exactly!
Nov 28th
I wish Christy was here.
Nov 28th
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WORM BURRITOS!!!
(Great, I couldn’t eat rice for years after watching the Lost Boys. Goodbye...
Nov 28th
Inappropriate, Dad.
Nov 28th
Oldest-ever stash of Marijuana found
Nov 28th
Uh, too soon guys.
Nov 28th
Stephen Hawking has accepted an appointment as a...
Nov 27th
Dad?
okayfine
Nov 27th
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Sister, Sister
(If you’re going to bring the 90s back, they ALL have to come back.)
Nov 27th
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Living Single!
For some reason there were ads for this show all over New York. In a 90s kind of...
Nov 27th
It’s a 90s kind of world!
(Thanks Rich)
Nov 27th
I really hope these two crazy kids can make it work again.
Nov 27th
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Macy’s Day parade gets Rick Roll’d.
Okay everyone, we’ve let this go too far....
Nov 27th
Disabled boy to lose miniature pony because neighbours...
Nov 27th
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The Crystals - He hit me (and it felt like a kiss)
OH OKAY?
Nov 27th
EXACTLY.
“A lack of attention made him frustrated, causing a fit in the car. Sobbing hysterically,...
Nov 27th
As mentioned, Criminal Minds did an episode around a...
Nov 27th
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Waterworld: The Musical.
It’s about time.
Nov 27th
Holy Hoobastank Nightmare ALERT!
This baby was BORN...
Nov 27th
How turtles got their shells: A story in evolution.
Nov 27th
Thanks, Criminal Minds*
A lot happened here and I shall expand profoundly in a moment. cameronr: I now know that magic is...
Nov 27th
I’ve played this game in my head so many times,...
Nov 27th
He pulled down her brassiere, cupping her...
Nov 27th
YES!
ihavegoodtaste:hipsterrunoff:
Nov 27th
As a matter of fact I did not need to see this.
Nov 26th
Hey lady, your face is crazy!
Nov 26th
RAHM ALERT!
alexbalk:spiegelman:A friend of mine who works...
Nov 26th
WHAT??? No!
Nov 26th
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I’m pretty sure that’s chicken abuse, but oh man! look at that little guy’s...
Nov 26th
According to the Columbia University College of Physicians...
Nov 26th
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O Saya - A.R. Rahmann and MIA (from the Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack)
Nov 26th
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Oh fuck, this kid is amazing. This is the best reaction to puppets EVER.
Nov 26th
Here comes the bailout
Merriam-Webster chose “Bailout” as its word of the year. I was hoping for...
Nov 26th
I wish I could laugh at this, but I can’t because...
Nov 26th
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Here you go, this guy is taking you to ninja school.
Nov 26th
Baby handymen!
Nov 26th
Japanese man releases hundreds of worms in...
Nov 25th
Um SUPERUNCUTE
animalinsider
Nov 25th
Crazytown!
animalinsider: snake in a fence with a bird in...
Nov 25th
Oh Chuck, sometimes you kill me (with...
Best line of the day: “a) people who didn’t vote for him in the first place who think they’ve...
Nov 25th
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Scrabble by PES.
(videogum)
Nov 25th
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If Shawshank Redemption had been made in the 80s. Take it to the limits!
(via videogum)
Nov 25th
World’s greatest thief club!
(via icanhazhotdog)
Nov 25th
That carpet is gross.
131313thavenue:new home.I need...
Nov 25th
HA!
cameronr:(via neilhillbrandt)
Nov 25th
Jealous.
Nov 25th
Lagerfelt finger puppet. Best.
Nov 25th
I made this mistake once and almost had to end a relationship because of it. He said I looked like...
Nov 24th
Ugh, that has to be one of my least favourite sentiments and...
Nov 24th
Get with it losers. Next thing they’ll be hitting up...
Nov 24th
Ridepocalypse.
icanhazhotdog:oh geez
Nov 24th
Stop g-holing at your office Christmas...
Every year somebody writes the exact same article about what not to do at your staff holiday party....
Nov 24th
(via Boing Boing)
Nov 24th
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Blah blah blah blah burgers, blah blah blah Monsanto blah blah blah guns kill people.
(Even though...
Nov 24th
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I enjoyed this ad, prison is the worst right? But cleaning product commercials drive me ski bonkers....
Nov 24th
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How to drink coffee in space. I’m saving up for that Virgin space flight.
(Via Boing Boing)
Nov 24th
Congratulations morons. Hope it was a shotgun wedding. BABY...
Nov 24th
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What kids look like playing video games. Ugh that second kid (ginger alert) with his weird tongue...
Nov 24th
NEED IT.
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
“Your skin is like diamonds.”
— Also the best, when he’s...
— Also the best, when he’s...
Nov 24th
(BARF) Amy Winehouse tells UK paper her and...
Nov 24th
These are amazing
jasonupton:Amil = Cruella De Ville...
Nov 23rd
Hindle?
chuckmore:I think this is the first web ad I’ve...
Nov 22nd
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I’m like Seymour Hirsch on this shit.
Nov 21st
Awesome.
(via icanhazhotdog)
Nov 21st
Crazy Twilight fans are the best
Asks one girl: “How much did Twifail make in midnight screenings? Disgusting” TWIFAIL!!...
Nov 21st
I was going to be all: GROSS THE WORLD’S FATTEST MAN...
Nov 21st
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Looks like Liz Lemon and I want the same thing yet again.
Nov 21st
I saw Ian Hanomansing yesterday
YAWN! I see Mansbridge everyday, plus a once-a-week sighting of Strombo, Mercer and Ghomeshi. ...
Nov 21st
There's a lot of food in my keyboard at...
Nov 21st
Poo transplants are against Jesus. Drinking...
Nov 21st
I’d give it all up to hang out with this little guy....
Nov 21st
I saw Twilight at an advanced screening last night. The...
Nov 21st
Suicide on the webcam - it was bound to...
Nov 21st
'Kick a ginger' prank gets police seeing...
Uh oh, careful my friends.
Nov 21st
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Immortal - Call of the Wintermoon
(this one’s from K)
Nov 20th
Wow.
carlovely:Prince William’s Penis!
Nov 20th
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Ugh, yuck! Sperm fail
Nov 20th
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Ah-mazing
vortexvoid:Candlemass - Bewitched
i meant THIS.
Nov 20th
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UM? What do you mean get past the perms and tophats? Celebrate good perm!
vortexvoid:Candlemass -...
Nov 20th
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garybusey:Keep your balance right, dummy! I’m gonna vomit while I milk your cow.
Nov 20th
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This commercial is driving me crazy. All day, every day at work, I can’t escape this lady and...
Nov 20th
UGH. Liquid ashtray alert.
icanhazhotdog
Nov 20th
That’s what Cam and K had for dinner last night....
Nov 20th
Neither am I. I only watched two half-episodes this season...
Nov 20th
Me and my dad
Nov 20th
I snorted cocaine off my dog.
garybusey: Last night.
Nov 20th
Yup, looks good to me.
dazza:Fun with the Gender Analyser which uses an algorithm to guess whether...
Nov 20th
Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the Jonestown...
Nov 20th
No big deal
Nov 20th
How it should always be.
Nov 20th
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Totally going to an advance screening of Twilight tonight!
Nov 20th
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A group of Ivy league students take on the best chess players in a maximum security prison in...
Nov 20th
These "philosphical" questions will not...
Okay get cracking on these philosphical “mysteries.” Go ahead, think about them. BUT if...
Nov 20th
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This Busey be crazy.
garybusey: If I only teach you one thing it’s this: The past is history, the...
Nov 19th
“I’ll break you tonight.”
— (via garybusey)
— (via garybusey)
Nov 19th
Math sucks!
So I installed Google email goggles the other day and forget about them. Until I tried to send an...
Nov 19th
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For Nyiri.
Nov 19th
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Gary Busey alert!
garybusey:Good afternoon.
Nov 19th
Let's kill it together
“Trip-Hop” : It must die.
Nov 19th
Pirates on the high sea! It's like...
“Indian warship sinks Somali pirate vessel” - CBC News
Nov 19th
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It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the Rejuvenique?
(via Videogum)
Nov 19th
UGH NO!!!
I hate Hugh Jackman, the MOST! The worst, the...
Nov 19th
Awesome, from disease to vanity in a few...
“Stem cells used to enlarge breasts” - CNN
Nov 19th
“It looks like a tangerine-sized cross between a furry...
Nov 19th
Would you stop breaking my heart Afghanistan?
Nov 19th
Rats have returned to the town of Hamelin. Nobody’s...
Nov 19th
Trust me the only way to survive The Humoungous, is to...
Nov 19th
Suri Cruise Is World's Most Powerful Tot
Nov 18th
If you had a milk steamer you could make your own. They DO have eggnogg in the UK right? Please...
Nov 18th
GREATEST GENERATION EVER!!! THIS FIGHT IS LIKE PEARL HARBOUR.
supersonicelectronic:
cameronr:
...
Nov 18th
HAHA - I can’t even get enough of this. Doonesbury!
...
Nov 18th
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EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH CAT HEADS!
cameronr:Ninja Cat Toyota Commercial
Nov 18th
Five women and me lined up on the...
extrafirmhold: Guess who farts? Ha! I don’t know you, but hilarious.
Nov 18th
Tales from the city: Hey you're crazy!!
So I caught a cab home (the nail salon) from work yesterday because cold = lazy. The driver had...
Nov 18th
At least Gob got out unscathed
Nov 18th
Top execs refuse millions in bonuses
… hold out for billions.
Nov 18th
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FIRST OF ALL - who knew that bunnies got into fights? And then also, who knew chickens had more...
Nov 18th
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It’s Y2K!
gabrieldelahaye:maxsilvestri:Gabe & Max’s Guide to Man Style #2: Beauty Tips
Nov 18th
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I can say two things:
1.) This guy’s pretty good
2.) I’m not really that into beat...
Nov 17th
I always wanted to be a pirate.
Nov 17th
Oh hey ladies! Didn’t see you there.
Why? Oh because...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
ANOTHER photo of Russell Simmons doing yoga on the beach?
...
Nov 17th
THE SNAKE EATS ITS OWN TAIL, SAND...
So Lip Dubs = the worst right? Randi Zuckerberg writes an article here on how lip dubs must die. ...
Nov 17th
Alan Partridge's first radio appearance
Nov 17th
Before you get all, “Too little, too late”...
Nov 17th
Oh man - I WISH!!!
US TiVo users pick up Domino’s Pizza...
Nov 17th
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Never Forget. Firepalm Babylon. NYABINGHI
Nov 17th
Ol’dick fingers strikes again.
Nov 17th
Oh awesome. Humans are just the best. It’s not enough...
Nov 17th
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Amy Poehler celebrates smart girls. It may be sponsored by Barbie, but at least they’re...
Nov 17th
“It is as thick as your arm, gungy and smells...
Nov 17th
Wall-E! I saw it last night. Total steel hugs.
Nov 17th
Ugh, well done us.
Yeah, the “Greatest Generation” may have fought in World War II, but OUR generation got...
Nov 17th
WIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
(via vortexvoid)
Nov 16th
Worst use of head ever.
icanhazhotdog:holy barf town
Nov 14th
Racist salad
gabrieldelahaye:Exists.
Nov 14th
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Testicles on the large side, tell me about it!
Nov 14th
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Yay for Sarah Haskins!
Nov 14th
The recession hits home
This year’s Xmas party involves the word potluck.
Nov 14th
Somebody's been reading my hope diary!
Soviet Bunker fantasy? YES PLEASE
Nov 14th
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I’m hooked! TokenWarningLabel: It’s alright guys, if we kill him, we can call it...
Nov 14th
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YES!!! Best comment on this video = “Oh my god, what the hell are you?”
DUH Liezzx...
Nov 14th
My New Favorite Thing
I like to end all romantic spats with a smashed mirror or at least a kicked over table. ...
Nov 14th
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Ohmygod that kid just fell through a fence!!!!
Nov 14th
EVERYONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO EXPRESS...
“Thomas takes hormones, which made his clitoris larger and penis-like. So he actually inserts...
Nov 14th
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MSNCGR - Ep. 2
Hit me on my celly!
Nov 14th
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My Super Not Chill Ghost Roommate.
(“Tom” and Amir)
Nov 14th
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Seg-man!
Nov 14th
Thick haze as seen above parts of China.
Good work you guys...
Nov 14th
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So I read Twilight, I don’t mind admitting as much. In fact, I just finished the first book...
Nov 14th
Speaking of the Greatest Generation, is anyone else having...
Nov 14th
What the Jihad Cam? Nice “Nightmares for...
Nov 14th
Brown CLOUDS over Asia "maybe" a bad sign for...
Nov 14th
Debbie Downer Alert
I don’t mean to be a bummer you guys, but the acid attack on a group of young girls in...
Nov 14th
I WAS JUST GOING TO POST THIS!!! APOCALYPSE NOW
...
Nov 14th
It’s so intensely apparent when you stand in the...
Nov 14th
Barf. (also, pretty cute, but more importantly, barf)
...
Nov 14th
Space: The Awesomest frontier
Nov 13th
Seriously you guys, Nanotechnology!
Nov 13th
Awesome alert!
Nov 13th
Wrong, America!
Idaho parents were concerned when their kids came home from school to report that “assassinate...
Nov 13th
We can probably work this out Rahm, but you should def bombs...
Nov 13th
It becomes a person as soon as you mold it. Don’t eat...
Nov 13th
Surrey WHAT! (Just kidding, Surrey - the suicide years.)
...
Nov 13th
DONT GET HOOBASTANKED
Nov 13th
Best spam ever
Your bonus for using the internet (If only there really was an Asian lottery prize for using the...
Nov 13th
I wish this guy would just cut it out already.
Nov 13th
Is this an all-hippo blog now? MAYBE
Nov 13th
Scenes from America PT 2
Listeriosis FAIL
Nov 13th
Scenes from America PT 1
Nov 13th
WHAT THE FUCK IS A LIP DUB?
That’s a rhetorical question because what it is is quite obvious, WHY it is is not so clear....
Nov 12th
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New(ish) Antony and the Johnsons
Nov 12th
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS? I WILL (ALMOST) GO BLIND FOR...
Nov 12th
Ugh, when did she get Pink’s torso?
Otherwise known...
Nov 12th
Are cynics like, so over?
Nov 12th
They will kill you with cuteness.
Nov 12th
NO BIG DEAL - this tortoise just adopted a baby hippo is...
Nov 12th
Dear Governments
And bail out my V dazza: Here’s a suggestion for the nearly-bankrupt US Auto Manufacturing that...
Nov 12th
The burqa one WOULD totally be my favourite.
(via...
Nov 12th
SHUT UP CAMILLE PAGLIA
Nov 12th
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PINHEAD
gabrieldelahaye:Bill O’Reilly and I do agree about one thing.
Nov 12th
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Haha yes! Reverse 9/11!
cameronr:Thief Club!
Nov 12th
It just won’t end. Banana derby you guys. It’s...
Nov 12th
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Baby 9/11. It’s like reverse Pearl Harbour.
Nov 12th
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Kids! Is there anything they can’t do?
(videogum)
Nov 12th
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Um INSANELY cute kid alert!
(via videogum)
Nov 12th
THIS IS NOT A COMFORTING HEADLINE
“Obama win spurs U.S. gun sales boom” - Globe and Mail
Nov 12th
Another foot washes up on B.C. south coast
Nov 12th
“Mr Bush also said he regretted speaking in front of a...
Nov 12th
Everybody likes a threesome after a funeral. Porn WIN
...
Nov 12th
Don’t be sad kittens.
bobbydigital:Food for sad...
Nov 7th
I'm gonna Rove.
Whoa Whoa Whoa! Cam let’s just relax. We don’t need to build any tension right before a...
Nov 7th
Obvious alert
I don’t like these hearts. New feature FAIL
Nov 7th
Oh please, he’s no Rahm. But I’ll give them...
Nov 7th
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Umm cute.
(via videogum)
Nov 7th
The answer to their question is NO. I am NOT in.
...
Nov 7th
M2F2M 9 inches fully functional, uncut,...
“Craigslist to crack down on prostitution ads” - Globe and Mail
Nov 7th
End of days
This is from a story on all-female hunting groups in Canada. If you can actually finish these first...
Nov 7th
I’m doing it right now.
icanhazhotdog:Woah. This...
Nov 6th
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The Borat schtick was bad enough, but this is just sad. Even the morons screaming Yes on 8 are on to...
Nov 6th
Look at his little weiner! (URRRR actually don’t....
Nov 6th
Like this doesn’t happen to everyone.
Nov 6th
This is only the beginning! Next thing you know...
Nov 6th
Seriously, this is about to become a Rahm-only blog.
Nov 6th
Old people in Argentina are fucking CRAZY.
Nov 6th
A man runs with a flaming wooden barrel soaked in tar during...
Nov 6th
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More Emmy Lou for YOU.
Nov 6th
Oh you’re not the only one. I don’t care if she...
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
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Ugh, on the one hand: fan videos. They’re the worst.
On the other hand: Emmy Lou Harris -...
Nov 6th
Legendary singer Joan Baez finally happy
Oh well, good. I think we can all go ahead and end it now. (Thanks CNN!)
Nov 6th
Oh hey there. Amil + Rahm = True Love 4Eva
Nov 6th
“Rabid fox is unwelcome jogging companion for Arizona...
Nov 6th
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What the hell Mishel? Tree man is like so two years ago.
icantbelieveimdoingthis: Okay, if this is...
Nov 5th
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Merle Haggard - Old flames can’t hold a candle to you
Nov 5th
Whoa! Totally jels. James Franco is my other boyfriend (no...
Nov 5th
Ugh, I'm committing suicide in advance....
“To many Republicans, Palin is not a loser and not a handicap. She is the future of the...
Nov 5th
UM DUH!
“CNN’s holograms not really holograms“ - CBC NEWS
Nov 5th
EXTREMELYDEFINITELYTOTALLYFUCKINGUNCUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
Nov 5th
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Ha ha, way to rat out the celebrators DAD.
(via videogum)
Nov 5th
ha.
Nov 5th
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So, anyway THE HOLOGRAMS!
Nov 5th
Thank You Card
I was just saying to K this morning that while a lot of Canadians have been going on about not...
Nov 5th
Last night I biked home after working 15 hours straight with...
Nov 5th
Goodnight!
(after i bike home in the cold that is)
Nov 5th
this speech = me crying like a baby
Can’t cry at work, but yeah on the inside! (via rhinny)
Nov 5th
My friends! My friends!
See you later MY FRIEND!
Nov 5th
YES HE DID!!!
If I wasn’t so tired I’d cry.
Nov 5th
WILL.I.AM VIA HOLOGRAM!
ABORT (No he can’t!)
Nov 5th
NEWS FROM THE FUTURE!
CNN has holograms, Fox is calling states as the polls close. What do you got MSNBC?
Nov 5th
UGH
I feel so Web 9.0 right now. Got the live forum going, twittering, blogging and gchatting!!!!! ...
Nov 5th
Join the CBC forum
Nov 5th
CNN IS PURE ENERGY!!
They’ve gone into the mainframe. Wolf Blitzer IS the Lawnmower Man
Nov 5th
YES!
(via icantbelieveimdoingthis)
Nov 5th
REALLY?
Don’t panic anyone AND it’s soooo early, but McCain leads the popular vote thus far....
Nov 5th
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Now why would THAT make me cry?
Anyway, kids, democracy, T.I., it’s all happening!
(via...
Nov 4th
Lest we forget.
Nov 4th
Oh hey Amil, how are you feeling about this election?
Oh...
Nov 4th
Turn on the TV DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: Hey, I heard it was someone's birthday soon, can you remind me?Me: Oh you must be thinking of Gwyneth Paltrow.
Dad: Yeah that's it, I have her marked in my calendar.
Me: Okay cool.
Dad: But really, I just mailed your card. I hope you have a secure mailbox.
Me: I hope there's a present in that card.
Dad: Anyway.
Me: Hey are you watching the election?
Dad: Not really. McCain's gonna win.
Me: AWKWARD PAUSE
Me: Umm, what Dad? Are we watching the same election?
Dad: What? You know how these things work.
Me: Please turn on the TV. And I will call you later.
Nov 4th
Ha, I was totally gonna make a “Vote for McCain”...
Nov 4th
Well no, actually it’s up to the electronic voting...
Nov 4th
This might actually be the best (worst) thing they’ve...
Nov 4th
PS: SNL Presidential Bash last night =...
11/3 - Always Forget!
Nov 4th
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Pretty soon everyone’s president will be black (but maybe not their rims - UNDECIDED) !!
...
Nov 4th
But who is that asian guy above Obama?
...
Nov 4th
UMM Piglet squid you guys.
Nov 4th
Ha ha. “Lose 25 lbs by GIVING BIRTH.”
Amazing
Nov 4th
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Ugh yesterday’s Mouse in a Hot Dog Bun: The Video.
Nov 4th
Watch
Not matter who wins tonight, we all win with this guy.
(gabrieldelahaye:andrewti)
Nov 4th
Looks like someone understands that the...
“Bin Laden’s publicist sentenced to life in prison” - Globe and Mail
Nov 4th
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I love my friends.
Weekend Leisure presents “When I’m With You” in the style of Sheriff
...
Nov 4th
Okay I'm a dork
BUT, man this is an exciting day!!!! I’m moderating a live forum/blogging the election...
Nov 4th
Oh yeah and this happened.
(okayfine:131313thavenue)
Nov 3rd
Potentially Embarrassing Question: What...
Whatever - try Bass is Bass, Barenaked Ladies and Stomping Tom Connors. Amil Niazi for the win (and...
Nov 3rd
Mouse baked into hot dog buns!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 3rd
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Are you there Jah? It’s me Ras-Trent.
Totally my favourite sketch from this weekend’s...
Nov 3rd
Nov 1st
Nov 1st