Happy Halloween you guys!
(also, ugh)
Oct 31st
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Yup Lana, it would go down exactly like this.
(HA, this scene gets me EVERY time)
Oct 31st
Black scarecrow. DUH
icanhazhotdog:who can guess which of...
Oct 31st
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I think we can ALL agree this is why Halloween is awesome.
Tim Curry for president of Halloween...
Oct 31st
That’s just good sign making
Oct 31st
My friends say I eat too many chocolate barsssssssssss
Oct 31st
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UNCUTE!!!!! Seriously, what’s going on you guys?
(via videogum)
Oct 31st
Not fake-crying! What a monster
“Husband killed teacher, fake-cried, cops say” - CNN (obvi)
Oct 31st
PedoBear. It’s over 9000!!!!
(ugh, the internet is...
Oct 31st
I saw graffiti on a pizza place that once said : Pizza....
Oct 31st
I’ve always believed cats shouldn’t have names....
Oct 31st
Giant lego man washes up on beach and right in to my HEART.
Oct 31st
The internet’s given us a lot, but nothing has so...
Oct 30th
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Redeemed! I don’t even know what a Sardoodledum is, but I’M LAUGHING TOO KID.
Oct 30th
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Obviously youtube knows me pretty well by now, always recommending things like: “Alex Trebek...
Oct 30th
Get outta my mind, I was gonna blog this guy yesterday but...
Oct 30th
AND while we’re on the subjet (that’s french...
Oct 30th
Dont get me wrong, I love online shopping as much as the...
Oct 30th
What's with the food downstairs!? Part...
SO I just paid $6 for microwave pasta with canned mushrooms and soggy onions and a solid chunk of...
Oct 30th
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This cat is doing everything right. BOX HEAD! BOX HEAD!
Oct 30th
I don’t think it’ll quite help with the mouth...
Oct 30th
There’s a serious Canadian blood shortage and I think...
Oct 30th
That’ll do pig, that’ll do.
(also, ha ha!)
Oct 30th
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Conclusive evidence that kids are the worst.
(via buzzfeed)
Oct 30th
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TOO MUCH INTERNET.
(via videogum)
*ugh i can only watch this in 5 second intervals because i...
Oct 30th
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Man do I ever want to do sex with Alec Baldwin. “Bible Spice” - Hey Oh!
Oct 30th
Oh no big deal here a family in P.E.I. just FOUND THIS DEAD...
Oct 30th
These are all true about me except that...
If you display five or more of these 11 traits, you may have a gambling problem, according to Paul...
Oct 29th
did you know?
vortexvoid: that the drunk cop who drove his jeep into, and killed, Orion Hutchinson on saturday is...
Oct 29th
Did I miss something really big because since when does D.L....
Oct 29th
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ha ha - it is NOT an upright piano is it? everyone still looked pretty psyched though.
Oct 29th
oh amazing.
alextypical: Oh good they finally managed to...
Oct 29th
OH, it’s for kids? Oh okay then.
Oct 29th
oh. okay.
Oct 29th
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OH WOW - this cat you guys.
Oct 29th
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Oh no sorry, learning to make cut up t-shirts with Kat Von D is your girlfriend. Sorry for getting...
Oct 29th
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Tori Amos is your girlfriend.
Oct 29th
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Remember when everything was innocent? Now we live in a post-Moesha world.
Oct 29th
So! I just got an email from a PR person about the new...
Oct 29th
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I can’t wait until the makers of Ultimate Fighting Championship and now, Xtreme Arm Wrestling...
Oct 29th
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Mindy Kaling alert! I also think I’ll start testing my friends’ reactions to fake...
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
President of your eggs
Many months ago K and I made a breakfast bet on who would win the U.S. election. He very unwisely...
Oct 29th
UGH ALERT!
Up to 2700 Albertans upsest after used syringes used on patients.
Oct 28th
Fashion advice FAIL
“His heels are so modern and striking. Pair them with men’s pjs for a sexy look.” ...
Oct 28th
I bought K a real pig-stickin’ knife on the weekend....
Oct 28th
Animals riding other animals. Get used to it.
(via...
Oct 28th
FYI
Being shit on by a bird is NOT good luck. In case anyone was wondering if that old myth is true....
Oct 28th
All hail the dark lord, even though he’s still just a...
Oct 26th
What the fuck is going on America?
“Will Palin’s 2012 veep be … D.L. Hughley?” - CNN
Oct 24th
Please take this and all stories like it off my internet.
...
Oct 24th
CANNIBAL MOTHER TORTURES, SKINS AND EATS SON
Oct 24th
This is my name as a face. Pretty accurate!!
Try
(via edr)
Oct 24th
This is a good one. Though my favourite Didion is Slouching...
Oct 24th
Genius! I really could’ve used this tip when I was...
Oct 24th
How can something so disgusting be SO CUTE? Science you defy...
Oct 24th
The world is a vampire, isn’t it panda?
Oct 24th
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Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny? Yeah, me neither. More importantly, is that Sarah...
Oct 24th
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These potty-mouthed McCain’s can not be stopped! Also, whoops! John McCain’s brother...
Oct 24th
That is indeed the most logical way to...
“Brothers share wife to secure family land” - CNN
Oct 24th
Let’s go Bass - you, me and the persian leopard cub.
...
Oct 24th
Axe loofah!!! Dont drop the soap in this shower?
via...
Oct 23rd
Call the tech guy
Whoops! There’s a hotline for tech support and I just called it cause my screen went green....
Oct 23rd
2 UGHS to report on this one.
1.) A lady pushed this...
Oct 23rd
Somebody made this. With money.
Oct 23rd
is this movie racist?
Oct 23rd
Whoa, we almost rented this the other night!
(via...
Oct 23rd
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Oh man kids can be so cute about democracy!
(via Videogum)
Oct 23rd
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Darkwing Duck! Let’s get dangerous.
Oct 23rd
Elaine?
Oct 23rd
The word feminist has been thrown around a lot by...
Oct 23rd
Sometimes all you need in a time of crisis are two human...
Oct 23rd
Amazing
SIGH! vortexvoid: Neil Young was AMAZING last night. When he played ‘Oh Lonesome Me’ I almost...
Oct 23rd
Ugh, baby names that are the worst
1.) Jayden 2.) Kayden 3.) Braden 4.) Trig 5.) Cody 6.) Rod 7.) Jessica 8.) Brittany 9.)...
Oct 23rd
Should've stayed out of their secret...
“Sex abuse victims get garden from Catholics” - CNN
Oct 23rd
I often find myself at work going “what the hell am I...
Oct 23rd
Awesome alert! Feathered dinosaur fossil found in China!!!...
Oct 23rd
Birds cannibalizing birds, spiders eating birds??!!! When...
Oct 22nd
I would wear these everyday, all the time.
...
Oct 22nd
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Ha ha, can this guy ever NOT say cunt?
(via videogum)
Oct 22nd
I’ve never had one, but I’ve always thought...
Oct 22nd
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Yeah sure, first seagulls eat all the pigeons and that’s great, but then the seagulls come for...
Oct 22nd
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SO JEALOUS!
vortexvoid: tonight’s the night. i’ve never seen neil young before but i am hoping he...
Oct 22nd
“All I can do is laugh,” McCain told CNN’s...
Oct 22nd
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Otis Redding - I’ve been loving you
Oct 22nd
Yo Mamma twitters - The election version
# Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen. # Yo mama so fat, her...
Oct 22nd
That’s where I keep my kids too.
Oct 22nd
Strep throat leads to amputation of legs
WHAT????????????
Oct 22nd
Union wants 9/11 off or extra $$ to show...
Hmm, interesting bargaining chip. Well played, police of Peabody, Massachussets?
Oct 22nd
No soda, no candy, no birth control
So there’s a pharmacy in Virginia refusing to sell birth control. Oh sorry, pharmacy, I...
Oct 22nd
Yes please Persian leopard cub! Come with me.
Oct 22nd
ha ha
chuckmore: Hey look, Cam is on the new season of The...
Oct 22nd
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I just saw Lagerfeld Confidential and it was phenomenal. Karl is the most touching, bizarre, sweet,...
Oct 21st
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Via my friend Dan.
That drummer is amazing. I’m gonna ask him to be in Sponge.
Oct 21st
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Yeah okay, shows about off-duty superheroes, so what right? Wrong! This looks funny, it’s...
Oct 21st
So the dudes of the Hills
Hey Guys, There are a lot of sociological theories out there about why a lot of men of the current...
Oct 21st
Open letter to Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Dear Liz (can I call you Liz?), Remember when you were on Survivor and ate bugs and then parlayed...
Oct 21st
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Finally! Ask and you shall receive. However, FAIL for the group of muslims that are supporting...
Oct 21st
Uh, tell me about it sad shark. It’s the winter of...
Oct 21st
Okay everyone, we all know fundamentalists are annoying with...
Oct 21st
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Call me a nerd or a pretentious dance lover, but I think this is quite beautiful.
(via videogum)
Oct 21st
I don’t want to get suuuuuper depressing but the...
Oct 21st
Holiday frog!
(In other sad this-little-guy news, nearly...
Oct 21st
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I’m not afraid to say it, I love Hole.
cameronr:Hole - Malibu
This one is for the ladies....
Oct 21st
Monsieur. WTF!?
Yes, that is highly concerning. alextypical: Should I be concerned that my grade 6 math teacher...
Oct 20th
The BBC asks: "Will closet racism derail...
No, but overt racism might. And I realise this is no time for ME to be getting personally offended,...
Oct 20th
Email suicide
I think I’m going off the e-mail grid for a few days. So uh, call me I guess?
Oct 20th
UM CUTE (unless it dies in there or is shot by its owner for...
Oct 20th
This divorce is gonna be awesome!
“When they did find time to make love, it was like ‘cuddling up to a piece of...
Oct 20th
This Columbian man straps 4,800 books to his donkey and acts...
Oct 20th
This guy’s name is BJ Upton. Hey-oh!
Oct 20th
K said he’d fill in on bass till we audition a girl...
Oct 17th
OH MAN!
okayfine:Don’t forget the flannel!
Oct 17th
This band’s gonna rule!
amilniazi:Anyone want to...
Oct 17th
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Me too. Longest Friday EVER.
vortexvoid:now i really want to get out of here.
Oct 17th
Anyone want to join my new grunge band Sponge?
(please...
Oct 17th
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Get this kid on the banana diet. UN CUTE!
(via videogum)
Oct 17th
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Ha ha, what a clown indeed. And also, she used to be a Christian folk singer. Ultimate Clown!
...
Oct 17th
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I don’t want to propagate racial stereotypes EVEN FURTHER, but man those white people are...
Oct 17th
I think the real problem here is the name. Why don’t...
Oct 17th
But this should happen way more. All the time with the frogs...
Oct 17th
This deadly trend must be stopped.
Oct 17th
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Surprise! Mark Wahlberg can’t laugh at himself. Too bad talking to animals was the best part...
Oct 17th
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Dolly Parton - I’m not worth the tears
Oct 16th
Awesome!
Laser beam hits WestJet pilot in the eye on Calgary takeoff - CBC News
Oct 16th
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My friend you are right, this is genius.
alextypical:Although many of you will say you prefer the...
Oct 16th
My name is Amil, and I'm a shit-heel.
shit-heel: Henry Miller writes, of young people who “know enough not to want to do a stroke of...
Oct 16th
Like I said - I was a horse in a past life.
...
Oct 16th
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Icanhazhotdog: “Lisa wins for just completely disappearing…
Not quite, Lana, not...
Oct 16th
Wrong bloggers, that is a WIN.
Oct 16th
The idler's glossary
bored: Being bored [a term which appeared suddenly, out of nowhere, among the smart set in the...
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
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Never don’t be confident.
(via gabrieldelahaye)
Oct 16th
Go for it!
icanhazhotdog:mantyhose.
Oct 16th
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I’ve got a stack of books to return! This is the only thing getting me through Thursday.
(via...
Oct 16th
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This kid for president! And also next time I’m in a fight totally yelling: “You’re...
Oct 16th
Oct 16th
robhuebel:
Oct 15th
Are there any manly-men left?
Oct 15th
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There are some world records that really need to be set, like “World’s Fastest Cure for...
Oct 15th
Potato, potatoe right Dan?
“Quayle to Palin: Be yourself” - CNN
Oct 15th
… and then they ate it.
(via icanhazhotdog)
Oct 15th
UMUPSIDEDOWNCUTE!
Oct 15th
So I saw someone riding this today and he looked exactly...
Oct 15th
Finally, everyone’s precious Bonobos are revealed to...
Oct 15th
Lowest voter turnout in history
Oct 15th
Oct 15th
ULTIMATE UNCUTE!!!!!
Oct 14th
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Oh god this baby and its laughing. UNCUTE!
(via lindsey at videogum)
Oct 14th
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Eating squirrel or rather NOT eating squirrel is something I’d like to briefly discuss with...
Oct 14th
Only the finest medical-grade herpes from this guy!
(via...
Oct 14th
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Too much cute!
icanhazhotdog:look at all these little guys!
Oct 14th
She’s totally my new hero.
Oct 14th
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Wow alert! Saw-themed roller coaster!
(via videogum)
Oct 14th
Eww, I hate tiny teeth.
icanhazhotdog:oh man! this guy...
Oct 14th
Oct 14th
First they take our serving jobs and now they raise tiger...
Oct 14th
Oh good, giant man-eating catfish.
Oct 14th
okayfine: Pizza-shaped would proves too tempting to...
Oct 14th
As a compromise I will eat this baby
elainecorden:
Amil -...
Oct 13th
UM CUTE!!
Oct 10th
I’m in to it. It puts the lotion in the basket or it...
Oct 10th
No Jake - they looked like this. But with more Nag Champa...
Oct 10th
Ugh, I saw a band called Corpus last night and while the...
Oct 10th
From the always charitable mind of Gwyneth Paltrow comes...
Oct 10th
Do YOU have any experience raping?
Oct 10th
Get this shark's momma on Maury!
“DNA test proves it — baby shark has no father” - CNN
Oct 10th
I think we all know what's important in...
A 15-year-old has been arrested in Ohio and is facing felony child pornography charges after taking...
Oct 10th
Oct 10th
I'm scrimshanking it today
Scrimshanker - one who accepts neither responsibility nor work.
Oct 10th
I know a few of them
Poodle-faker - a young man too much given to taking tea with ladies.
Oct 10th
Dream place alert! A psychic told me I was a horse wrangler...
Oct 9th
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I don’t know how I missed this yesterday, but seriously, this man is a genius!
...
Oct 9th
You better take that back Lana!
icanhazhotdog: Internet, you’re not even doing it for me today.
Oct 9th
I'm an idiot: Part 8 billion
I signed up for piano lessons a few weeks ago to better myself. Last night was supposed to be my...
Oct 9th
Words that should be killed
Juicy Moist Thick Quiver
Oct 9th
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Great song, but where’s the Final Fantasy version?
vortexvoid:
not that i could ever be as...
Oct 9th
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SOOOO, here’s a video someone made combining their two completely normal loves: Paul Simon and...
Oct 9th
“hey did you like your pearls?”
— My Dad aka THE BEST EVER
— My Dad aka THE BEST EVER
Oct 9th
It’s my birthday in exactly one month. JUST SAYING
...
Oct 9th
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STOP IT. Just cut it out you guys. I’m glad this campaign is exposing how dumb everyone really...
Oct 9th
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Sometimes I wish Paul Simon and Chevy Chase were my two dads.
Flute solo alert!
Oct 9th
Awesome!
(via fail blog)
Oct 9th
This is the only news there is
“Blind students drive cars, crush cones” - CNN (The most trusted source in news)
Oct 9th
This is a proto-type of what could be the first street legal...
Oct 9th
“Yes, I definitely needed that glitter gun!”
— Amil Niazi (via...
— Amil Niazi (via...
Oct 9th
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Well world, this is what it’s come to.
Hilary Duff doesn’t want you to say...
Oct 8th
WHOOPS America, this is your bailout!
Please read all of Henry Champ’s latest column for CBC News here, but first enjoy these...
Oct 8th
This robot suit is supposed to give old people...
Oct 8th
Oct 8th
just in time for lunch!
Oct 8th
Can we also have a president that Judos kids in the face?
Oct 8th
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Jammin on the 1!
(via 131313thavenue)
Oct 8th
Go ahead ladies girls children, just TRY not to get pregnant...
Oct 8th
Get into it people, the moneypocalypse is here.
Oct 8th
More like...
Oct 8th
Best morning ever already!
(via fail blog)
Oct 8th
ha ha - your mom got arrested for not stopping at a railroad...
Oct 8th
“Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was...”
— DUH! Everyone knows you...
— DUH! Everyone knows you...
Oct 8th
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One would think a simple UMCUTE would suffice for this FIVE-LEGGED TOAD WHO SEEMS TO BE WAVING HELLO...
Oct 8th
Careful Jake - I LOVED this movie.
jacobwilliamgoodman:
an...
Oct 7th
My personal favourite.
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
Oct 7th
Various phases of dating - The exciting phase
Oct 7th
I’m always doing that to my best friends, right before...
Oct 7th
It’s not all bad news for obese children. Awesome sumo...
Oct 7th
Guarding your shoes! (PS: Fuck you and your small shoes the...
Oct 7th
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MIA - Bucky Done Gun
It just doesn’t get old for me.
Oct 7th
“If I get this tattoo gun, could I tattoo your butt?”
— TATTOO MY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW...
— TATTOO MY EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW...
Oct 7th
But UMMCUTE!!!
Oct 7th
Nice try - UN CUTE
Oct 7th
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No chocolate - Kids in the Hall
This is one of my favourite KITH bits.
Oct 7th
Actually, I would call this a WIN
Oct 7th
FINALLY! Gmail drunk tests to prevent you...
Oct 7th
Do you like me? Y or N. Circle one.
(sarah palin’s...
Oct 7th
Plastics ingredient linked to smaller penises
Oct 7th
Surprise!
Oct 7th
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Pipe wrench fight!
Oct 7th
UMCUTE!
icanhazhotdog:
HEDGEHOG COSTUME!
Oct 7th
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jacobwilliamgoodman:
most slept on, part 3: Rock*A*Teens - Sew A Doll About It (mini-doc?)
Oct 7th
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anyone remember THIS?
Oct 7th
131313thavenue:
for Amil.
Oct 6th
FIND YOURSELF!
IM NOT ON THIS LIST ELAINE! FAIL. elainecorden: My favourite thing about you is the way you...
Oct 5th
Somebody, anybody better email me...
Oct 3rd
So many monsters alert!!!!! Apocalypse warning.
(via...
Oct 3rd
URG!!!! CUTE?????
icanhazhotdog:
Two-Headed Tortoise Born...
Oct 3rd
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And then there’s this guy.
Oct 3rd
"He opened it like a human!"
Oct 3rd
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Neon Lights - Kraftwerk
Oct 3rd
Boy, 7, goes on killing spree at Australian...
Oct 3rd
“Say it ain’t so, Joe, there you go again pointing backwards...”
— Whoops! Don’t forget the...
— Whoops! Don’t forget the...
Oct 3rd
Oh fuck, it’s gonna be a good day. Thanks internet!
...
Oct 3rd
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Sarah Palin - Just the winks.
Aww gee shucks daggnabbit, this here vidjeo TOTALLY MAKES ME DIE....
Oct 3rd
CNN's the news you can use
“‘Give me your money or I’ll kill you now”
Oct 3rd
Ha ha Jesus! You win.
Oct 3rd
HA HA! YES!!!!
icanhazhotdog:
INTERNET CORN!
Oct 2nd
UM CUTE!
(via czupcaks)
Oct 2nd
Embarassing! We are totally wearing the same outfit.
...
Oct 2nd
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Whoops! America, your questionable and probably illegal voting practices are a joke, LITERALLY.
Oct 2nd
Favourite YouTube comment of the day
DejaVuSu: Beautiful song for what I call “LIFE” :/
Oct 2nd
The terror of a thousand suns burns in that horse’s...
Oct 2nd
Mustache rides!
icanhazhotdog:
Twinsies!
Oct 2nd
LOVE IT!
(via jillsies)
Oct 2nd
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I got a man!
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
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John Hodgman reading his spam. My favourite spam of the day:
“Purge up to 50 pounds with...
Oct 2nd
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Yes kittens!
(via videogum)
Oct 2nd
Sara-Cuda hunting bow from Lakota Industries (Not the Lakota...
Oct 2nd
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oct 1st
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UM CUTE?
(via videogum)
Oct 1st
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Might be mine - R.Kelly
I believe in the world again - this is some REAL TALK people.
Oct 1st
Soooo-oooo I watched Paris Hilton’s My New BFF last...
Oct 1st
I'm your new lunch mom, get used to it
As part of my ongoing battle with the dark forces of food from downstairs, I’d like to teach...
Oct 1st
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Ugh celebrities, stop losing the election for America.
Oct 1st
Take a finger, lose a head Monsieur Pigeon.
(via...
Oct 1st
PURE EVIL
(via icanhazhotdog)
Oct 1st
Slug love.
Oct 1st
Just out of curiousity, is this actually a good way to deal...
Oct 1st
Crab rides jellyfish
I have the best visual going on in my head. (via alextypical)
Oct 1st
ha.
Oct 1st
“And I have never been an astronaut, but I think I know the...”
— John McCain Really? Well I...
— John McCain Really? Well I...
Oct 1st
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Something must be wrong because this almost made me cry and I suddenly have a strong urge to date...
Oct 1st
pootee:(via risingtensions)
Oct 1st