Is That All There Is?

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Warch Watch
Just watch the whole thing.
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
Made-for-TV movies used to be the best. Even though they all starred Kellie Martin and Tori Spelling...
Jan 31st
Uh, how did the bodyguard from Jerry Springer get his own...
Jan 31st

Things I learned from last night's...

There are too many families falling for the old “I found a dead cat outside, can I come in...
Jan 31st

Nothing says relax like a vacation.

I sometimes think about what it would feel like to careen thousands of feet to my firey death in an...
Jan 31st
Toronto to get black-only schools.
Jan 30th

You are still in the running towards...

So! Tyra Banks is going in to production on a new reality show. The show will put young women who...
Jan 30th

Great Google-y moogley

Guess what happens when you type “dangerous cult” in to Google?
Jan 30th

It puts the lotion in the basket

I’m reading, well browsing really, this book called 50 Signs of Mental Illness. It’s...
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
I’m late getting on this, but I just started watching BBC’s Planet Earth. Their Blue...
Jan 30th

Enjoy your bigger penis!

Spam is the best. If whatever career path I’m treading now doesn’t work out, I’m...
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
This is from the great TEDtalks series. These underwater creatures are ah-mazing! Seriously, it is...
Jan 29th
Hamsters are stupid no matter how you slice it, but this one...
Jan 29th
This guy is maybe not even real. I feel like chicken skin is...
Jan 29th
There are way more hairless animals than I ever imagined! I...
Jan 29th

Three is a trend, right?

The universe is conspiring to get me to buy a VCR. exhibit a) NYT trend piece exhibit b) This...
Jan 29th
Thanks Chuck. This vagina cat is a nice complement to the...
Jan 29th
This is a naked mole rat. It is impervious to pain,...
Jan 29th

Human Growth Hormone

“The main property of HGH is to increase height” Sounds pretty good. Sign me up...
Jan 28th

Black velvet

Do you ever put on an outfit early in the morning and think to yourself, “wow this is really...
Jan 28th
Dead people still have to pay their student...
Jan 28th
Warch Watch
I guess if I were to make a music video it would look exactly like this. An unblinking look at...
Jan 28th

Blah, blah, politics, blah.

Here’s something I’ve always wondered, and perhaps someone residing in the United States...
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
Stop. Making. This. Exact. Same. Movie. Over. AND. Over. Someone should write a scary movie about a...
Jan 27th
Cold fries from yesterday are deez-goose-ting, BUT better...
Jan 27th
I got this old viewfinder in a Mennonite antique store last...
Jan 27th
Winter’s not so bad.
Jan 27th
Exhibit A.
Jan 26th
“It’s a true one-note performance for Stallone, whose...”
— This reviewer was merciless in...
Jan 26th

Dad spam

My dad sends me tons of forwarded emails. I can’t call it junk because it’s super sweet...
Jan 26th
Saturday afternoon.
Jan 26th

Re: Those damn, tiny nations

My friend Max once claimed a piece of territory somewhere in East Van. I can’t remember what...
Jan 25th
Tiniest nations in the world
Jan 25th
Warch Watch
This is a window to my soul. Alternate title for this post: We are all Horatio Caine.
Jan 25th
This is one of my favourite things.  You scratch off and get...
Jan 25th
If you’ve ever browsed a supermarket tabloid (US...
Jan 25th

Don't bother reading this post cause...

So! I had a dream last night that was so crazy. It was one of those real fitful dreams, where you...
Jan 25th
Juno Sucks - let me tell you why!
Jan 24th

Suffragette City

This is on the front page of Yahoo.ca: Top 7 looks men love Do men prefer the ‘sexy...
Jan 24th

Is that such a thing?

I really want to know who other people are following on Tumblr. Is there a way to see that?...
Jan 24th
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Aint no party, like a LARPing (Live Action Role Playing) party!
Jan 24th

Hey now.

Okay, this is the only time I’m going to reblog something like this, BUT the reblogging julia...
Jan 24th
Reblogging Julia
Jan 24th

All the news you can use.

Bigfoot pops up in more unexpected places - CNN (Front page)
Jan 24th
T.G.I. Wednesday, right?
Jan 23rd
This my grandmother. Clearly, awesomeness runs in the...
Jan 23rd

Thanks for the stomach rape.

Food court: That'll be $25. Also, there are probably pubes in that soup.
Me: Whoops!
Jan 23rd

You totally got me, you guys!

CNN: 45,000 a month dying in Congo conflict.
Me: Oh shit, that's terrible.
CNN: Just joking! Texas town wants to be UFO landing spot. LOL.
Me: You are the most trusted news source.
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd

Cold as ice

Things I’ve learned from CSI:(Vegas and Miami only, you’re dead to me New York.) ...
Jan 23rd

Your headline of the day

“11-month-old baby drunk, mother charged.”
Jan 22nd
It’s “Instantly Cold Gum!” And at first...
Jan 22nd
Hey productivity, hepatitis C-you later!
Jan 22nd