2008

Jul

Bubble calendar! Give it me!!!!!!!!

Yeah I guess it’s cute, but do we really need to be...

Passive Aggressive Anger vending machine

Or happy to fuck a midget. chuckmore: I’ve never seen anyone...

ha ha. I always hated you Ensign...

Ew, subway full of twins? I’d DIE.

Never Forget ... your 9/11 with this special...

I totally know how that cat feels. Except lasagana, I hate...

Yeah okay, but has he ever tried shooting himself with phonebooks strapped to his chest?

Whatever Cam. I have done this job so many times. I’ve...

Somebody keeps losing their mustache in the park.

Like I was saying about the dead squirrels. ALERT

Mean teens get reality check (sort of?)

L'il Wayne Champagne

Go on without me

8 hours without Gawker or Videogum or funny American internet? Stupid 4th of July.

A Coquitlam priest is giving back his Order...

Holy shit! She’s afraid of pickles! What did I JUST say. You see? Also, ha ha they called her...

Does anybody actually like bread & butter pickles? I...

Oh she’s good.

Meh, call me when he gives birth to a...

Oh ho ho! Fox News, you wily beast. I’m only providing...

Japan loves old-people porn

Hedgehogs are not pets. Imagine if that thing got loose and lived for decades in your couch unseen,...

Who the hell are these guys and why are there hundreds of...

Well it looks like the terrorists really have won.

Oh okay. I mean, why not? Food was never so fucked up, except for that time I saw David Hasselhoff...

So people are all up in arms about childless adults who...

P.S.: This is amazing. (via videogum)

Awesome alert! Those crazy ladies from the FLDS polygamist...

Dr. Henry Morgentaler receives Order of...

Description:What’s a gal to do when her...

Jun

Love it. cameronr: black-maria: Cleveland’s Next Top Model (part 1), from the guy that made Planet...

Apocalypse now?

Thanks to Chuck, K has gone full-tilt on apocalypse scenarios and peak oil - leading to the...

Friday spam alert!

What a stupid face you have here amil.niazi Enter my fantasy chamber Ah vanity and poor spelling....

I tried to make them have dead bug sex but they were not...

K never cries, and only two films have moved him to tears 1)Armageddon and 2)Best of the Best. Must...

(via chuckmore) I’d rather be saved by a Jesus-shaped...

Chinese high school (with B.C. certification)...

View of Chuck’s pond which is full of frogs and maybe...

EEEW elegant single ladies in Toronto beware!...

Oh wow, those poor screaming catholic ladies.

Whoa The Wizard is on TV and it’s totally blowing my mind with it’s awesomeness. Fred...

I think I’ll just be watching this all day. See you later work. czupcaks: Lunice. (via...

DIY Yahoo! Resignation Letter

Overheard on the police scanner at work

Dispatcher: “Be on the alert for a tall male, dark jeans, dark shirt carrying a large bottle...

A conversation in two parts

Elaine: What the frock, Amil. I sense a neo-Victorian agenda being shoved down my throat? Are we short on babies and traditional families? Are they gearing us up for World War 3?
Me: It's the Sex and the City backlash. Stop crowing and start crowning (as in your baby's head coming out of your vagina - the vagina that's too stretched out from having babies to have sex)
Leave us alone Globe and Mail Life Section, we don't need your shit.
Almost makes me wish I had a baby to abort in protest.
(hahahahha OH MY GOD JUST KIDDING.)

Excerpt from former Gawker editor Emily Gould’s book...

“Jakob Lodwick, the entrepreneur who still takes Ayn Rand...”
— From Gawker and seriously -...

See Werner Herzog eat his shoe

Neave Television

You're making it too easy

Do you want to be a guinea pig? - CNN headline That bit of headline news is currently featured...

Are all dwarfs HORRIBLE kissers?

I can appreciate the humour of this because I’m 49 years or younger.

ANDitjustgetsbetter.

Ohwow some people have too much time on their hands.

This is how I feel on the inside.

So there’s a new show on TV called The Baby Borrowers...

Things never to say at work

A magazine called Diversity Inc published a bunch of things never to say in an office to certain...

Gawker's 5 tips for managing...

I couldn’t agree more. Food: Can we get some free food up in here? Shut Up: Dude, you are...

Agreed. I always knew Slater was a creep. chuckmore: Wow! Is...

What a little slut!

Holy shit you guys someone is killing dogs...

Visions of the future

One of my favourite moments this weekend was watching Chuck and K talk about living through the...

Exactly why I Know Who Killed Me was the...

Country ham

Spotted this weekend whilst driving to New York: 25 deer (living) 8 dead deer 2 groundhogs...

I understand that writing about how awful I Know Who Killed Me is like bringing up that drink Orbitz...

(from Gawker) I would’ve killed for this job 2 years...

Ha! Police Academy 10 chuckmore: Mahoney!

Finally, let the healing begin

jessicacoen: Andrew 1: Knock knock.New York: Who’s there?Andrew 1: 9/11New York: 9/11 who?Andrew 1:...

Is that a severed foot in your underpants, Slater, or are...

ZOMG Another Foot!

Man, Vancouver is so lucky to have a mystery of such epic proportions washing up on their very...

Azureus is Dead, Vuze Goes Social

Put this in your ass-hat and get it to...

I love Google ads in my Gmail. They’re usually full of gleeful surprises. Not so much today...

The reason I wake up in the morning...

The internet wins AGAIN

Okay fuck, I don’t want to do this, but I can’t help it. “I want to submit a panel...

Here assholes, think about your own mortality while you piss the day away.

I will readily admit to having seen Transporter 1 and 2 but what the fuck is going on with this...

“Ethnic Chinese in South Africa want to be reclassified as...”
— BBC Headline

Uh, I’m pretty sure the most inappropriate response to hearing about someone’s dead baby...

Height extension surgery

“The Businessbib allows you to look perfectly...

All the news - summed up by one...

LIVE: Floods, other news happening now - CNN That’s right assholes, CNN is not fucking...

Is that Eugene Mirman?

What if you don’t have a chair handy?

Useless piece of shit alert!

Call me insensitive, but I actually hate seeing men cry.

Headlines of the day

“Bicyclists ride naked to make point“ - CNN “Why does Steve Jobs look so...

Being a Christian Furry: So many levels of fucked.

I’d eat it for free. standardgrey: I’ll give you a...

Oh and also...

Tim Russert is dead.

Not so gently into that good night

A friend just forwarded news of R.Kelly’s trial verdict. Not guilty means more sexy songs for...

Obama sock monkey. Um, gonna go out on a limb here and say...

Bug in the mouth!

Not getting any work done now.

Maybe men should start getting boobs on top of their balding...

Apparently these black balls are limiting sunlight exposure...

I’ll be giving similar tours all summer.

Paul Bernardo Interview - Part 1. In case you were interested.

That about it sums it all up.

Errrr. That baby needs an extra penis on his back like...

These guys got me through a long winter. rhinny: FUUUCK I’m so happy you love peep show too....

Oh really

is kucinich really starting impeachment proceedings.

Maybe it’s cause she’s coming to town, but there’s a lot of Sandra Bernhard...

It’s the video of the day! chuckmore: Credit where credit is (two months ago) due....

Don’t search “feminism” on YouTube, unless you want to enter a state of blind...

Jezebel featured this clip from Politically Incorrect. It stars every annoying person possible,...

“Sleeping at work — more of us are doing it”
— The ever newsworthy, CNN

David Byrne alert!

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS...

NKOTB. Oh okay.

UPDATE: Beauty the bald eagle whose beak was shot off is now...

They asked for it

Who knew Waterworld would be so prophetic? “A husband and wife living in a second-floor unit...

From the NYT - Couples force themselves to...

I’m seriously inspired. Too bad Diane Lane ruined her awesome career trajectory by doing...

Get a new job!

I just got one of those annoying phone calls from my bank where they try to tell me about some...

The chronicles of ridic!

This was one of Toronto’s snowiest and coldest winters, with temperatures hitting the negative...

It’s true. If you’re wearing sweat pants from...