What’s with the dick fingers, Sarah?

I think he is “serving” his country by being the President. Is that not how it works?

Kewl hair, btw. I love your pyjama jeans.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!!

She needs crib notes written on her hand to remember to say things like CUT TAXES?

Written ON HER HAND. Like a 5th grade moron. One of the phrases is even crossed out and rewritten. IT’S PEN! You can wash it off and start over, YOU MONSTER.

ENOUGH. Enough already. Just put an end to this clown show. This woman is a fucking buffoon. If it wasn’t offensive to the mentally impaired, I’d call her a retard. But I’ll save THAT term for the people who paid money to hear her read the word “energy” from her palm.

Amazing. Money well spent in this time of economic hardship. GENIUS AWARDS for everyone! Great pyjama jeans, by the way.

You know what, America? You don’t even deserve to have a president. You should just govern yourselves like a bunch of stupid monkeys.

I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW.

You guys really know me. THANK YOU WEB CLOWNS!

(via pardenarden: I thought of you, Amil, as soon as I saw this.)

THIS LADY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.

Congratulations, cat. You have a better life than me. By many degrees.

You have won. To you sir, I say victory.

(KILL ME)