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Nov 06
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TOND.
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TOND.

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Gotta have it. I feel like I am always this.
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Gotta have it. I feel like I am always this.

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The world. It is a vampire.
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The world. It is a vampire.

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Pretty much what’s happening over here.

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Right?

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OH HI GUYS!

How did this turtle end up in the playground? Why is it so fast? Why did I laugh so hard at his little turtle legs when he scrambled under the golf cart? Oh he’s on a golf course. Guess that makes more sense. Did he come from the pond? Are there ponds on golf courses? TOND. My head hurts. Does your head hurt? Is that really a turtle? Looks like a bug. Bugs are fast.

Nov 05
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Oh that is just crazy.

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Great plan to save the mainstream media guys. KEEP IT UP.

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“A baby missing for five days was found alive and well under her baby sitter’s bed.”
Hmmm. Well just so we’re all clear, that’s not a baby.

“A baby missing for five days was found alive and well under her baby sitter’s bed.”

Hmmm. Well just so we’re all clear, that’s not a baby.